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    [–] Zero waste in kink Merryprankstress 1 points ago in ZeroWaste

    Hahaha, something terrible

    Oh yeah, thanks! <3

    [–] Why is it acceptable for girls to walk around in yoga pants but if I walk around in sweatpants people assume something's wrong? Merryprankstress 2 points ago in NoStupidQuestions

    Hahaha a Salt lick is basically a block of salt/minerals that is given to animals to lick. Cows need it for milk production and can become sick without it. It's also called a mineral lick

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mineral_lick

    Incidentally, some dudes call their dongs a salt lick too so joke away :p

    [–] Why is it acceptable for girls to walk around in yoga pants but if I walk around in sweatpants people assume something's wrong? Merryprankstress 1 points ago in NoStupidQuestions

    Then you're definitely good man. You keep rocking your bad self and I'm kinda jealous you met that guy. I tried emailing him a while back after hearing his story and he never replied but he just seems like such an awesome person deep down.

    [–] Wooden spoons in my store Merryprankstress 2 points ago in somethingimade

    Omg OP this is beautiful. I've been wanting some more natural cooking tools to switch out the junky big box things I had to buy cheap when I moved! My birthday is coming up, so this is perfect. I'm definitely ordering soon!

    [–] Why is it acceptable for girls to walk around in yoga pants but if I walk around in sweatpants people assume something's wrong? Merryprankstress 3 points ago in NoStupidQuestions

    There's definitely situations where it's a little more understandable, I've seen some dudes where you can literally see the head of their dick through the fabric, that's what I mean. If it's just bulge without like, definition you're mostly good. It's when I can actually surmise what your dick looks like out of your pants is when it becomes questionable IMO. But that's just me! Some people are more comfortable with other peoples bodies than me. I'm weird.

    [–] Why is it acceptable for girls to walk around in yoga pants but if I walk around in sweatpants people assume something's wrong? Merryprankstress 5 points ago in NoStupidQuestions

    TIL! I didn't know that. That definitely changes my view somewhat so thank you for informing me. I can only imagine what it's like trying to run with your genitals outside your body. I'd say it's definitely comparable, although running without a bra is kinda like running with two sets of dick and balls flopping about, and high up. It's one of the worst feelings ever! I wear two bras just to contain that shit.

    [–] Why is it acceptable for girls to walk around in yoga pants but if I walk around in sweatpants people assume something's wrong? Merryprankstress 5 points ago * (lasted edited a day ago) in NoStupidQuestions

    You do not want that. I get excruciating cramps and back pain. Imagine the worst constipation of your life x100. I've never let it be a card I pull, I just take extra naps and secretly cry over cute animal videos to deal.

    [–] Zero waste in kink Merryprankstress 5 points ago in ZeroWaste

    Oh man, I am so sorry to be the informant here, but there are also "Natural cock rings" made of sheeps eye sockets.

    [–] Why is it acceptable for girls to walk around in yoga pants but if I walk around in sweatpants people assume something's wrong? Merryprankstress 0 points ago in NoStupidQuestions

    If I can see the form of anything, it makes me uncomfortable slightly, but maybe not everyone feels that way. I've known some dude cyclists who did not get that you need to wear a layer under something if it's a thin stretchy fabric to basically not be flashing someone your junk. I feel the same way when some women don't wear bras and it's super obvious though. Just my opinion/feelings.

    [–] T-Pain with that cold blooded murder Merryprankstress 44 points ago in MurderedByWords

    I will never not jam the fuck out to that song whenever it is played, even though I can't stop laughing too.

    [–] AITA for telling my long time friend and brother in law that his focus on my daughter is not ok thus ruining the relationship and my wife’s with her sister. Merryprankstress 83 points ago in AmItheAsshole

    That his sister in law is willing to put up with the state of his hygiene (OP, you painted a brilliant puke portait there) is one hint of how she's so ignorant to the red flags. And the other comment was right, some women (not all) would rather place blame elsewhere or just ignore the ugly facts rather than lose their man. They usually just assign a really high value to the validation of men so they'd rather be in a shitty relationship than be single and try to start over again. Hell, both happened to me. My mother blamed and then just ignored. Either way, SIL is an asshole for sure.

    [–] Why is it acceptable for girls to walk around in yoga pants but if I walk around in sweatpants people assume something's wrong? Merryprankstress 8 points ago in NoStupidQuestions

    Agreed, and I definitely have seen them around, just those people are usually in the minority. Also they're less noticeable to me since I'm a lady, so cameltoe will just slip past my radar whereas a dude hanging banana is way more noticeable. We each got our priorities I guess haha