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    [–] The expiration date on my mayo is mayo Metalbass5 5 points ago in mildlyinteresting

    Yeah I remember when we still had a Target behind our place (before they left Canada), they suddenly had zero "Just" products, with no warning. Just the worst type of business model.

    "We can't compete so we'll launch a lawsuit!"

    The free market, everyone.

    [–] The expiration date on my mayo is mayo Metalbass5 8 points ago in mildlyinteresting

    Vegenaise is life!

    Seriously if you can; try it. It's amazing.

    [–] The expiration date on my mayo is mayo Metalbass5 11 points ago in mildlyinteresting

    Yeah that was a massive dick move. Their lawyers even forced our local co-op to pull "Just" products from the entirety of the store, under threat of the removal of all Hellmans products. I still think they should have told them to go to hell...

    [–] The expiration date on my mayo is mayo Metalbass5 1 points ago in mildlyinteresting

    No way, Vegenaise or Just Mayo are far better IMO. Vegenaise is fuckin' perfect.

    [–] The expiration date on my mayo is mayo Metalbass5 1 points ago in mildlyinteresting

    Damn close but "Vegenaise" and "Just Mayo" are waaaaay better if you can find them. Vegenaise is easily the best.

    [–] Resurrection Newborn gets a grotesque figure. Metalbass5 1 points ago in LV426

    Yeah the expression on its face in the movies actually made it a bit more unnerving IMO. He could have been a bit more xeno-ish but I'd still call it effectively disturbing. Especially the weird little "sniff" that it does. Thoroughly grotesque.

    [–] Resurrection Newborn gets a grotesque figure. Metalbass5 1 points ago in LV426

    I do not want to be a part of anything that makes that ugly bastard happy, haha.

    [–] Resurrection Newborn gets a grotesque figure. Metalbass5 1 points ago in LV426

    Hah! Awesome. We have a "Naked snake" figure from the snake-eater boxed set with a red paper exclamation mark attached above his head. He gets placed in hiding spots around the house, and if you find him you have to move him.

    He's on day 20-something in the fridge. She still hasn't found him.

    [–] Their employees are just fine. They have to work hard to satisfy my gamer needs. Metalbass5 13 points ago in Gamingcirclejerk

    Guaranteed this person was not born before the beginning of the millenial generation. It started in 1981, so unless they're 38 or older they're a millenial.

    [–] Ran into this Pontiac in an underground garage where I work by accident, it has under 10K miles and is collecting dust :( Metalbass5 1 points ago in pics

    This is one of my favourite vehicles, and one of my favourite production years. 1979.

    I want it. Someone buy this beauty and get it out on the street. They're actually not too bad to repair. This one looks like it probably still runs.

    Seriously though; Gimme.

    [–] I've never thought about this either. Metalbass5 1 points ago in WhitePeopleTwitter

    This was posted previously and people claimed that they did...

    If you see a shadow from a flame you're seeing smoke from a fire that's not burning hot enough. Shadow is the absence of light.

    [–] Oh damn Metalbass5 1 points ago in creepy

    At some point I imagine the lack of movement would cause some sort of catastrophic organ failure. Fuck. That.

    I agree. Roll me a half-pound joint, throw on some awesome music and give me the IV switch. Maybe roll me over to a nice vista first, light a fire and let me sit with my partner. I'm out.

    [–] Transgender bad (in a thread about gay characters in Apex Legends) Metalbass5 1 points ago in Gamingcirclejerk

    /uj If it means anything I'm a boring old cis hetero white dude and even I kinda wanna die after spending too much time on reddit.

    Don't though. Punch a fascist instead. Maybe smoke a joint and have a chat with one of us. GCJ is full of fed up people. We can commiserate and shit-talk alt-right losers.

    [–] Oh damn Metalbass5 1 points ago in creepy

    Or just perpetually flipping the bird. That way your bases are covered.

    Someone you like:

    "Are you flipping me off?"

    "No I'm stuck this way that's all."
    "Oh ok"

    Someone you don't like:
    "Are you flipping me off!?"
    "Yes. Literally every minute of the day."

    "Fight me!"

    "I can't. I'm stuck."

    [–] Banned by r/communism mod for... Believing in the same thing that was said here, but the mod struggled to understand what I said and fixated on a phrase and didn't read the rest. Metalbass5 1 points ago in BannedByCommies

    Honestly I can't really argue with any of this. I'm not sure I can even add anything to such an apt summation. Welcome to our sub, comrade.

    Edit: Also I just recently had my ban removed for r/ Communism so I haven't had much interaction since the "prog rock incident". Unfortunate to see good comrades being banned again.

    [–] A little Tech-Noir Tattoo :) Metalbass5 1 points ago in Cyberpunk

    The look on the receptionists face was absolutely priceless.
    "Where'd you get this?!"
    "I donno I just searched up biomech"

    *Holds out his arm*
    "This is me! I didn't even post it!"
    "Oh cool I came to the right place then."
    "The fuck..."

    I could hear him upstairs talking to my artist, who was laughing rather heartily. He came back still with the shocked look. "So I guess you want to see Wes then?"
    "Yes, sir!"

    [–] Oh damn Metalbass5 1 points ago * (lasted edited 5 days ago) in creepy

    Lol! Great plan...

    Ever hear this one? https://i.imgur.com/HQTx0i8.jpg

    Yeah basically that. Get outta here.

    Edit: If gawd has a plan for me then it must be "go directly to hell" because I have some serious fucking questions for that asshole.

    [–] Damn, might be time to dust off the old Lego collection... Metalbass5 1 points ago in LV426

    I'm not sure, try sending an email to their customer line? If you get anything come back and let us know! If it's true that would be super cool.

    [–] Banned by r/communism mod for... Believing in the same thing that was said here, but the mod struggled to understand what I said and fixated on a phrase and didn't read the rest. Metalbass5 1 points ago in BannedByCommies

    China is a hot topic unfortunately. I'm kinda split on it myself, including a lot of the information regarding Tiananmen. The point about no bloodshed inside the square is true. I'm not entirely clear on the details regarding casualties and the composition of the casualties, though I have come across quite a bit of information regarding the CIA involvement with planting "students" and the violence committed by protesters against police, soldiers, and socialists.

    That being said I think that's their issue with your perspective, along with the dengist comment. Unfortunately the "dengist" revisionism claim has become something parroted by leftists critical of China at the drop of a hat, with little justification. I do not, however, condone your ban. I think it would have been a reasonable time to discuss the validity of all of the facets. It's a bit dogmatic to ban so quickly.

    You're welcome to discuss here with everyone. I see no reason to complain.