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    [–] I put a camera ~850ft from SpaceX's last brand-new Block IV Falcon 9 and it captured this awesome lunch picture. MichaelScott315 1 points ago in spacex

    Why not just change the U to an A

    [–] me irl MichaelScott315 4 points ago in meirl

    Can someone explain why mirrors are good I don’t understand

    [–] "Not in my school!" MichaelScott315 15 points ago in Unexpected

    My kindergarten teacher once threw a kid out of the window because he got the wrong answer for the problem on the board.

    [–] God of Bantz MichaelScott315 1 points ago in gaming

    Dammit…

    [–] God of Bantz MichaelScott315 1 points ago in gaming

    Gotcha!

    [–] hmmm MichaelScott315 3 points ago in hmmm

    Not me

    [–] When I’m in the bathroom and I only need to fart, I will spread my asscheeks apart so it doesn’t make any noise MichaelScott315 2 points ago in confession

    I think if I say something about gold being stupid I’ll get gold.

    Gold’s stupid

    [–] Why do flat-chested women have to cover their nipples but large boobie men do not? MichaelScott315 131 points ago in NoStupidQuestions

    That’s actually kind of funny. I imagine the editor rewinding the video over and over again trying to find where to start blurring.

    [–] Versions LeBron James's name of r/nba [OC] MichaelScott315 1 points ago in dataisbeautiful

    It’s Lejon Brames

    [–] Circling the number even though you specifically stated where to look in your title MichaelScott315 17 points ago in uselessredcircle

    What's he referring to? There's too much going on, if only I had a third or fourth circle to show me what to look at.

    [–] A porno that starts out as 2 guys double teaming a girl, then more guys join, and gradually give the girl less and less screen time until she just quietly walks away. See how long it takes the straight guys to realize they’re watching a gay orgy. MichaelScott315 -2 points ago in CrazyIdeas

    Right here

    [–] A porno that starts out as 2 guys double teaming a girl, then more guys join, and gradually give the girl less and less screen time until she just quietly walks away. See how long it takes the straight guys to realize they’re watching a gay orgy. MichaelScott315 -2 points ago in CrazyIdeas

    Like this

    [–] A porno that starts out as 2 guys double teaming a girl, then more guys join, and gradually give the girl less and less screen time until she just quietly walks away. See how long it takes the straight guys to realize they’re watching a gay orgy. MichaelScott315 5 points ago in CrazyIdeas

    I don't see how it's like Schrodinger's cat, but good point nonetheless

    [–] A porno that starts out as 2 guys double teaming a girl, then more guys join, and gradually give the girl less and less screen time until she just quietly walks away. See how long it takes the straight guys to realize they’re watching a gay orgy. MichaelScott315 2 points ago in CrazyIdeas

    nice

    [–] A porno that starts out as 2 guys double teaming a girl, then more guys join, and gradually give the girl less and less screen time until she just quietly walks away. See how long it takes the straight guys to realize they’re watching a gay orgy. MichaelScott315 6 points ago in CrazyIdeas

    It'd be better if they come before the big reveal, close it out, realize that it was a good video, choke their chicken to it another day, and keep coming back to it for a couple months until one day they decide to see how far they can go and realize they've been beating off to gay porn for the past month

    [–] For brown widow spiders, sex is literally a matter of life and death. If a male chooses an adult female, chances are roughly 50/50 that she’ll eat him afterward. But if he mates with a younger subadult female, she’ll let him live to see another day. Despite this, the males prefer older mates. MichaelScott315 1 points ago in science

    Evolution exists, so a long time ago there was the first male to just shove himself in his mates mouth right after sex.

    [–] The Second Battle of the Thumb-Toe War Has a Winner MichaelScott315 1 points ago in ThumbToeWar

    They won't hold out for long

    [–] The Second Battle of the Thumb-Toe War Has a Winner MichaelScott315 1 points ago in ThumbToeWar

    Thanks my guy

    [–] The Second Battle of the Thumb-Toe War Has a Winner MichaelScott315 1 points ago in ThumbToeWar

    Sick office reference bro

    [–] The Second Battle of the Thumb-Toe War Has a Winner MichaelScott315 1 points ago in ThumbToeWar

    r/thumbz may have lost the battle, but we will win... the next battle

    [–] The Second Battle of the Thumb-Toe War Has a Winner MichaelScott315 1 points ago in ThumbToeWar

    Good job toe team

    [–] The Third Battle of the Thumb-Toe War MichaelScott315 1 points ago in ThumbToeWar

    over my dead toes

    [–] The Third Battle of the Thumb-Toe War MichaelScott315 1 points ago in ThumbToeWar

    r/thumbz will prevail

    [–] The Third Battle of the Thumb-Toe War MichaelScott315 1 points ago in ThumbToeWar

    At least I don't have a pencil for a dick

    [–] The Third Battle of the Thumb-Toe War MichaelScott315 1 points ago in ThumbToeWar

    Thanks for the contribution, asshole