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    [–] I've had to live my life pretending that I'm colorblind. MichaelScott315 1 points ago in confession

    I’ve been doing this for my entire life and no one suspects a thing

    [–] Little girl drops her mums' pizza MichaelScott315 3 points ago in TalesFromThePizzaGuy

    This post is all a big plot by Big Pizza to get you to want more pizza

    [–] Who in the absolute hell can defeat Flashgod (Flash highballed to his absolute limits by people on this subreddit)? MichaelScott315 1 points ago in whowouldwin

    Gonk Droid from LEGO Star Wars: The Complete Saga

    [–] Weirdest comments you've gotten as a gay couple? MichaelScott315 28 points ago in askgaybros

    Sweet home Alabama

    [–] [OC] At least I tried MichaelScott315 2 points ago in BattlefieldV

    Boo you whore

    [–] Getting thrown through 5 walls in a superhero movie doesn’t seem to hurt, yet a scratch with a sword always causes a reaction. MichaelScott315 91 points ago in Showerthoughts

    We got a modern day Socrates over here

    [–] Getting thrown through 5 walls in a superhero movie doesn’t seem to hurt, yet a scratch with a sword always causes a reaction. MichaelScott315 22 points ago in Showerthoughts

    Kinky

    [–] Weapon Drop Rates (Fixed) MichaelScott315 2 points ago in FortNiteBR

    Exactly! It looks like some took two pieces of metal and tied it to a hunk of wood and called it a day. The other grey/green guns actually look like they’d be somewhat useful.

    [–] Weapon Drop Rates (Fixed) MichaelScott315 4 points ago in FortNiteBR

    Honestly my fav gun

    [–] My friend looks like the gecko from geico MichaelScott315 7 points ago in GlitchInTheMatrix

    I love it when Reddit can come together to bully a kid because his post doesn’t really follow the purpose of the subreddit. We did it guys.

    [–] 👈🏻😎👈🏻 MichaelScott315 1 points ago in uselessredcircle

    mr poopoo man

    [–] 👈🏻😎👈🏻 MichaelScott315 2 points ago in uselessredcircle

    epix

    [–] 👈🏻😎👈🏻 MichaelScott315 23 points ago in uselessredcircle

    r/okbuddyretard

    [–] or...Or...OR just let a man have his honeymoon MichaelScott315 1 points ago in IncelTears

    Just me and Urkel Grue

    [–] my mom is made at me for brining back a dead memee…, i said fr*ick u mom MichaelScott315 4 points ago in okbuddyretard

    yo’ure rite all krama should go to himm, plaese upvote his post now 😠

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    my mom is made at me for brining back a dead memee…, i said fr*ick u mom (i.redd.it)
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    ohno mr poopoo mans here helkp (i.redd.it)
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    [–] PUT YOUR HANDS UP xd MichaelScott315 1 points ago in okbuddyretard

    tfw it’s only liek 10 englishmen an they fite of literlly 1 millions zulu…. talk about epick

    [–] I guess I'll be debating my momma. MichaelScott315 0 points ago in TumblrInAction

    Thanks for replying.

    Since I myself wouldn’t mind having sex with a trans person of any gender, I overlooked the fact that some people may feel the way you do. I’m glad I was able to have a discussion with you about this topic, and to get some more perspective. Thanks.

    [–] I guess I'll be debating my momma. MichaelScott315 2 points ago in TumblrInAction

    That’s fair.

    [–] Hand cut. Work in progress. Any guesses? MichaelScott315 4 points ago in woodworking

    We live in a society

    [–] What’s an unspoken rule that is universally accepted? MichaelScott315 7 points ago in AskReddit

    That’ll teach my wife to stay at home

    [–] What’s an unspoken rule that is universally accepted? MichaelScott315 17 points ago in AskReddit

    Fuck you it’s just how I pee

    [–] I guess I'll be debating my momma. MichaelScott315 1 points ago in TumblrInAction

    I think people might be misconstruing her statement because it was weirdly worded. I believe she’s saying, “If you make a blanket statement that you would never fuck a trans person based solely on the fact that they’re trans, that’s transphobic.” And I believe that it is. You are entitled to say no to whoever you want, and saying no to a trans person is perfectly okay, but I believe that making blanket statements about a group of people is offensive. However, if you disagree with me, I’m open to persuasion, because I consider myself open-minded. Unlike my dad, who’s very close-minded, and when I try to talk to him about issues, he beats me senseless with jumper cables.