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    [–] My [21F] boyfriend (23M) keeps skipping town during the biggest medical crisis of my life. MidnightCiggarette 1 points ago in relationship_advice

    Slightly off topic but by ITP do you mean Immune thrombocytopenic purpura? If so, feel free to reach out and chat, I had it when I was young!

    [–] What was your "This person is on another level of stupid" moment? MidnightCiggarette 1 points ago in AskReddit

    A friend, who I love dearly, can be quite blonde

    at a public campsite, swimming in a sad, semi stagnant pool of a river, because it’s mid summer in Australia, what are you gonna do?

    To help you understand this further, the river was so low it was literally not running above/below the pool, it was fresh water, and we were 2hrs+ from the coast

    Another camper on the bank calls out ‘ I wouldn’t swim in there, cuz of the sharks’

    My friend, a 23yr old woman, looks around nervously before asking me ‘there wouldn’t be sharks in here...would there?’

    [–] F/20/5'6 [93kg>62kg=31kg] first bikini in my life MidnightCiggarette 2 points ago in progresspics

    You started at my current weight and now weigh just about my goal! It’s so so good to see someone with similar stats, i hope I look this fantastic! Well done

    [–] AITA for not giving up the recipe for my dead dad’s favorite cookies? MidnightCiggarette 1 points ago in AmItheAsshole

    100% NTA, but I also wanted to add that the cheesy name and everything shows you had a wonderful bond with a wonderful dad, I’m so sorry for your loss!

    I can also sympathise about crappy sides of the family, my mum is also my dads second wife, and that whole side of the family STILL refers to my mum as the ‘new wife’ and doesn’t really accept her or us, despite the fact she’s also been with dad longer than his first wife was and has had 4 children with him.

    So their exclusion of you from that whole side reinforces that you are NTA, besides, if they are his brothers and nephews surely in all that time they have something else to provide that sentiment?

    [–] WIBTA if I gave my daughter her trust upfront and told her I'm done with her? MidnightCiggarette 3 points ago in AmItheAsshole

    ‘Abby just sucks’ wtf OP? It sounds like Abby was a scared, neglected child that was the product of her asshole parents, maybe if you had put more effort into being a supportive father throughout what would have been a terrible experience for your children then she wouldn’t have felt the need to lash out like that.

    YTA Jesus Christ, grow up and just give your kids the money and get the fuck out of their lives before you do any more damage

    [–] I don't know what to say MidnightCiggarette 1 points ago in Cringetopia

    Thanks for finding the link!

    [–] I don't know what to say MidnightCiggarette 8 points ago * (lasted edited 16 days ago) in Cringetopia

    I’m thinking fake, I can’t remember what sub I was on before when I found a tinder profile with this pic except instead of the Asian girl thing it was all about ‘I’m fat but I don’t fuck fat chicks so skinny girls only’

    Edit- I can’t find the post I saw but if you google ‘no fat chicks tinder profile’ it’s the first image

    [–] "Some kids are just fat" MidnightCiggarette 2 points ago in fatpeoplestories

    I saw an old classmate’s boyfriend and 2yr old daughter in a local store recently and it outright made me mad to see the state the poor kid was in

    The mother has always been massive, I’d guess at least 350-400 pounds (about 5’6), boyfriend is downright skinny, however this tiny child was wider than she was tall, literally obese at barely two and god it pains me to know someone would force that kind of life onto their kid

    [–] What was the worst gift you received for Christmas? MidnightCiggarette 1 points ago in AskReddit

    My grandmother was always very open with the fact she hated her daughter (my mum) marrying an older man, and that she didn’t like myself and my siblings.

    I remember when we were younger, family Christmas’s saw my cousins unwrapping piles of presents from nana, while my sister and I got a bulk pack of mlp/Disney Princess themed underwear each.

    That when we got older turned into a can of cheap deodorant and some cash every year.

    Now, for the past decade we get a cardboard box for the whole family with sparkling apple juice (nobody drinks) a small box of chocolates, a fruit cake (nobody eats) a single bag of candy, and the same shaving cream/razor kit she’s bought my father every year (he has had a full beard my entire life)

    Mum just asks us in a defeated tone if we want anything from the box. We never do

    [–] What’s the most badass thing you’ve accidentally said in the heat of the moment? MidnightCiggarette 1 points ago in AskReddit

    Used to sleep with a guy that was really immature and a bit of a douche

    I made some comment one night about something on my phone not working

    Him- your mum doesn’t work

    Me (without thinking)- your dick doesn’t work

    It was only when his face fell and he snapped back ‘ I know it fucking doesn’t’ that I suddenly remembered he had erectile dysfunction

    Not sorry, was hilarious.

    [–] C-Can I have a list of tasty low-calorie snacks? MidnightCiggarette 3 points ago in 1200isfineIGUESSugh

    I second the air popped popcorn! My grocery store (Woolworths) has these 10 packs of salted air popped corn for only $2.25, and each bag is stuffed full for 90cals, feels like I eat for ages, think ‘ must be almost empty now’ look in the bag and it’s still half full

    [–] How to avoid snaccidents. Everything in this drawer is less than 100cals per serve! MidnightCiggarette 8 points ago in 1500isplenty

    It’s strange! One bag/box of snacks, I’ll go through them in a day or two, but if I have a good stash like this I almost don’t like to mess it up haha so it lasts longer