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    [–] Why tf baby clothes got pockets they don’t even own shit? MikeKM 3 points ago in AskReddit

    That kid is a few years away from hiding tater tots in his pocket at school.

    [–] Why tf baby clothes got pockets they don’t even own shit? MikeKM 3 points ago in AskReddit

    It's too early, I read Harold as Hitler and was confused on the link between Hitler and baby pockets.

    [–] What's the most infuriating 1st world problem? MikeKM 6 points ago in AskReddit

    There's people on the street

    Getting diseases from monkeys

    Yeah, that's what I said

    They're getting diseases from monkeys

    Now, there's junkies with monkey disease

    Who's touching these monkeys?

    Please, leave these poor sick monkeys alone

    They've got problems enough as it is

    [–] A cute little couple trotting across our driveway ❤️ MikeKM 1 points ago in minnesota

    Fun fact, if you find a duck nest in your yard don't disturb it. The female ducks will most likely come back next year. Also yes, the males usually leave for cigarettes or Chinese food.

    [–] NASA sent mice into space, and the results are unintentionally hilarious MikeKM 2 points ago in funny

    It's all fun and games until you need to float in zero gravity while avoiding misted cat piss.

    [–] Motorcycle riders usually have umbrella girls on the grid before the race starts. This is what happens when the rider is a woman MikeKM 7 points ago in pics

    Same here, I teared up at work a little. I've never visited and seeing the spire fall made me choke up a little. Reminded me of the things I take for granted and haven't taken the time to appreciate.

    [–] I won't let you... MikeKM 27 points ago in funny

    So my cat, Franki, recently came down with a pretty severe stomach virus. The vet gave me some anti biotic drops to put in his food but when I’d do that Franki wouldn’t touch it. So, the vet suggested using a small dropper tube to insert the medicine directly into his anus. The first time was absolute hell, my cat fought me the whole time but once the tube was in and the medicine pushed out he seemed to calm quite a bit. Well the next day he was acting strange, he has always been an independent cat, rarely coming around, never wanting to be held, but as I sat on the couch he started walking back and forth meowing and rubbing my leg. He then went and jumped up on the table where we’d done the application the night before and meowed louder and louder until I decided I guess we will go ahead and do the medicine treatment. This time he didn’t fight me though, and when I inserted the tube he closed his eyes, stretched his neck, and let out a noise that can only be described as a moan of pure ecstasy. Maybe the medicine made him feel better, I supposed. That night he slept on my bed curled up right next to me, which he had never done before. For the next week he’d do the same thing every day, meow on the table until he got his ‘fix’... But then the medicine ran out. Even though I had no medicine he’d still cry and beg for it, I thought maybe if I insert it without medicine he will realize it doesn’t make him feel better anymore and forget about it. Well that was 2 weeks ago and he is only getting worse. He walks around me all day with his tail up presenting his rectum and trying to entice me. He is demanding insertions more and more often. Yesterday I caught him looking longingly at the turkey baster... When I sit he jumps in my lap purring and rubbing me affectionately. It was then in horror I realized my cat thinks I’m his gay lover, and that I’ve been sexually pleasing him for weeks now. Needless to say the sexual tension between us is palpable. How do I let my cat know that I’m not gay, but still like him as a friend?

    [–] Video game logic is now reality. What changes? MikeKM 1 points ago in AskReddit

    I can ride a horse up and down any cliff that isn't purely vertical.

    [–] What are you hoarding? MikeKM 1 points ago in AskReddit

    I'm currently at 13. Countless cables and probably 20 different pedals. No reason to stop really, each one sounds and feels different with it's own story.

    [–] Let me see if I can keep up with you MikeKM 2 points ago in blackpeoplegifs

    Giselle Bundchen come to mind too.

    [–] Grizzly Bear catches Deer in someone’s backyard MikeKM 3 points ago in natureismetal

    If you think leaves are bad, try leaving a picnic basket around unattended in bear country.

    [–] Who was the dumbest person you ever met? How did you know? MikeKM 3 points ago in AskReddit

    I agree it's fast and it's crap. Some people count strictly calories though.

    [–] What do Americans think of Scotland? MikeKM 1 points ago in AskAnAmerican

    I got to study at Dalkeith Palace when I was in college and came to really appreciate Scotland. I've been back a few times and can always find a new place to explore with plenty of history and great people.

    [–] Who was the dumbest person you ever met? How did you know? MikeKM 3 points ago in AskReddit

    That's my thought too, or they're just trying to limit calories by not buying more than they want to eat in one sitting.

    [–] Just walking my dog in Duluth when.... MikeKM 5 points ago in minnesota

    I'm guessing it's a Creole/Cajun dialect from Louisiana.

    [–] Minnesota Governor Tim Walz signs 'hands free' cellphone bill into law MikeKM 9 points ago in minnesota

    I understand the reason for it and I'm all for doing whatever we can to stop texting and driving, but it all seems a bit excessive. Police can already nail you for distracted driving and it doesn't need to be a phone doing the distracting. Pretty much every new car out there now has a touch screen that controls the radio, climate, et cetera which I think is just as bad.

    [–] Just walking my dog in Duluth when.... MikeKM 8 points ago in minnesota

    Anytime I see a dog pooping in a video I think of Joby.