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    [–] Us on the edge MjrJWPowell 2 points ago in SweatyPalms

    Thanks. I guess.

    [–] [PSA] Connecticut Department of Revenue efforts to collect unpaid sales & use tax --> Newegg turned over CT customer info MjrJWPowell 6 points ago in buildapcsales

    The way the federal law was written regarding sales tax on purchases made on the internet has always been that it is incumbent on the purchaser to notify the state about online purchases, and pay the sales tax to the state.

    [–] Marcie likes to get on the roof and yell at everyone shorter than her (don’t worry, she’s not stuck) MjrJWPowell 25 points ago in teefies

    One of my cats loses his voice, or possibly forgets how to meow because he's dumb as a post, so when he is going to meow I meow too.

    [–] Bike on Water... MjrJWPowell 38 points ago in INEEEEDIT

    And less work

    [–] Apparently they're offering imaginary legitimate jobs to sucker in people now! MjrJWPowell 5 points ago in antiMLM

    My dad's housekeeper is a retired (dental office manager and her husband ran and sold a contracting business) Long Islander in her 60s. She just wants something to keep herself occupied.

    [–] T_D is in a glorious state of civil war over bump stocks and gun control MjrJWPowell 1 points ago in Trumpgret

    I've been yelled at on ranges to not use full auto. It was a semi auto AK47 knock off.

    [–] What "I know it sounds weird, but just try it" thing do you swear by? MjrJWPowell 1 points ago in AskReddit

    At 5 guys burgers they offer malt vinegar as a condiment. I like to mix some with ketchup for my fries. It's awesome, and I'm truly surprised that a ketchup manufacturer hasn't made a store version. I've toyed with the idea of making and distributing my own, but that seems like a lot of work and responsibility.

    [–] What "I know it sounds weird, but just try it" thing do you swear by? MjrJWPowell 1 points ago in AskReddit

    Order it like a desert. Eat your other sushi, and the order it afterwards. They normally put it in a toaster oven to warm it up, and eating it warm is heavenly.

    [–] Why are so many coney islands run by Greeks? Why are so many gas stations run by middle easterns? MjrJWPowell 32 points ago in NoStupidQuestions

    There was an NPR story about people from Guyana (I think it's been over a decade since I heard it) who would sell stuff on the sidewalks of NYC. thee were so many of them because the people who got here much earlier established the business model and then moved onto supply for new immigrants. They do fairly well, and what they sell is extremely weather dependent. That's all I remember from the story.

    [–] This beaten up sandwich that’s been in my pocket all day MjrJWPowell 2 points ago in shittyfoodporn

    In high school the juniors would do a charitable act, normally volunteer at a soup kitchen. The thing was only 4 people would go, so the rest of the class had to prep food. When I was a junior we did PBJs because we made the sandwiches on a Friday before a 3 day weekend.

    I was one of the lottery picks (funny aside, I was the one to pick my own name after being encouraged tick another person who genuinely wanted to go), and these sandwiches had been in boxes that were refrigerated for almost 4 days. The ones on the bottom were smoothed to hell. I was on sandwich duty, passing them out. One dude screamed at me "THIS AIN'T PB&J SANDWICH, THIS IS JUST A J SANDWICH!" I laughed at it afterwards, but I was a bit uncomfortable at the time.

    [–] President Trump is losing control MjrJWPowell 13 points ago in politics

    He was great in comedians in cars, too.

    [–] Floorboard waves MjrJWPowell 2 points ago in blackmagicfuckery

    Maybe not; but it still explains how he got it.

    [–] Oddly specific gatekeeping MjrJWPowell 11 points ago in oddlyspecific

    I driven an old forklift that had a clutch, and used damaged 10' skid extenders (loop at the back was bent) to unload 3500lb (the machine was rated for 5k) hot tubs 15' off the back of long haul flatbeds, in a poorly paved parking lot.

    It wasn't hard.

    [–] "What industry are you unemployed in?" MjrJWPowell 2 points ago in softwaregore

    What industry have you worked in the most?

    [–] Jim Carrey impersonating celebrities, 1992 MjrJWPowell 14 points ago in funny

    Nah, I've seen that video. It's of one of his taped performances, taped early in his career. I think I originally saw it on Evening at the Improv (or some other comedy clip show at the time), in the 90s.

    To be fair, there is some sort of tracking issue on the gif. It must have been taken from a VHS that had misaligned.

    [–] Floorboard waves MjrJWPowell 71 points ago in blackmagicfuckery

    Because I posted the video last summer.