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    [–] Good guy Mcavoy MockErection 1 points ago in WhitePeopleTwitter

    Not necessarily. Jake Gyllenhaal and Heath Ledger both got nominations but neither got an Oscar.

    [–] My daughter's unblinking gaze was off putting as she stared up at me. MockErection 467 points ago in TwoSentenceHorror

    This one actually made me laugh! Until I remembered that I'm also cooking my daughter and need to turn down the heat! Haha imagine overcooked daughter stew! now that would be true horror 😱

    [–] 4 hours of earth rotation in 15 seconds MockErection 28 points ago in gifs

    i used to stare at the sun all the time as a kid, just to show her i dont give a fuck

    [–] Credit: YouTube comments MockErection 78 points ago in PewdiepieSubmissions

    shit we coulda used this type of ingenuity over at /r/waterniggas

    [–] If Being A Stay-At-Home-Mom Is A Full Time Job Then Being a Working-Dad Is Having 2 Jobs MockErection 190 points ago in unpopularopinion

    There are responsible and irresponsible people. The irresponsible ones make shitty parents regardless of gender.

    [–] If only they had put cones there as a warning MockErection 16 points ago in gifs

    To be fair, we don’t know why he ended up there.

    No matter who reddit is talking shit about, I'm always glad to see this comment in a thread.

    [–] True story MockErection 35 points ago in Libertarian

    i was like that when the little zombie boy stated that he likes turtles

    [–] Megapod of dolphins MockErection 2 points ago in gifs

    I hear it's blue.

    [–] 🔥 Dolphins seamlessly gliding through the water MockErection 1 points ago in NatureIsFuckingLit

    Yeah, they're probably on their way to gang rape some poor dolphin and wanna save their energy for that.

    [–] 9.5/10 MockErection 35 points ago in gifs

    If I had known a child's forehead coming in contact with a plank could be this hilarious, I would've gone around the neighborhood smacking children in the forehead with wooden planks long ago... better late than never!