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    [–] ANN PERKINS! MockErection 5 points ago in DunderMifflin

    people hated her?

    [–] My fiancée thinks I can only embarrass him once this month, but now I have obtained the video. Happy Valentine's Day MockErection 2 points ago in funny

    I regret that reply, it was a snide response. When eating ass you don't want to think about buttholes or poop or what comes out of where. You're literally just licking a piece of skin to make the person you're with happy! Just enjoy their reaction and keep going! Generosity is it's own reward (and sometimes even returned with interest ;)

    [–] What's the worst form of torture to have ever existed? MockErection 2 points ago in AskReddit

    Then you might enjoy the short story 'I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream' by Harlan Ellison.

    [–] Lets fly upside down MockErection 253 points ago in Unexpected

    Here is the video with sound. Which is completely useless because you can't hear anything over the sound of the engine.

    [–] This is my dog and he has stomach cancer. If he could make it onto LWIAY before he passes, that would mean the world to me MockErection 1 points ago in PewdiepieSubmissions

    I went a little overboard with the dramatization but my point stands that this is not the right place for this. It sounds like you need someone to talk to, one on one; preferably in person. But feel free to message me if you don't have such a person in your life. I can't rely on my family for emotional support either, and I can emphasize with how hard it can be getting through tough times alone.

    [–] Alex Jones Joins the fight MockErection 109 points ago in PewdiepieSubmissions

    Help. This even made me change my opinion of Alex Jones tbh. He must not be as stupid as I thought. I've never heard him say so many consecutive sentences that I agree with before.

    [–] I always wanted to be Shrek MockErection 25 points ago in PewdiepieSubmissions

    I love how much I hate this movie. I'm gonna go watch it again right now.

    [–] FBI OPEN UP MockErection 49 points ago in PewdiepieSubmissions

    Joke's on them - I've been 18+ since I was 13.

    [–] This is my dog and he has stomach cancer. If he could make it onto LWIAY before he passes, that would mean the world to me MockErection 3 points ago * (lasted edited 7 days ago) in PewdiepieSubmissions

    Look at the dog's face. Look deep into his eyes. What do you see? Pain. No. Not physical pain but psychological pain. An emotional pain that is realized only when one sees their owner pimp out one's struggle for life to internet strangers.

    [–] knowing how to deepthroat is a skill all submissives should learn to do - Scarlett Snow (w/ audio) MockErection 2 points ago in deepthroat

    Really anyone who sucks dick regularly should learn to deepthroat. I mean if you already like someone enough to put their dick in your mouth, the only thing stopping you from going further is your gag reflex. And getting rid of that is literally as easy as pinching your thumb.

    [–] Gus Kenworthy responding to homophobe MockErection -12 points ago * (lasted edited 10 days ago) in quityourbullshit

    Technically, it is not normal to be gay. Normal by definition is: the usual, average, or typical state or condition. Being gay puts you outside the norm by definition.

    EDIT: Just being pedantic. If the above sentence rustled your jimmies, you need to get laid.

    [–] Current top post on r/trashy and r/iamatotalpieceofshit depict alleged vegan activists stealing and throwing away meat as a form of protest. Picture is stolen from a Freegan's 2016 blog post about waste. MockErection 45 points ago in quityourbullshit

    It's pernicious and everywhere on this site.

    Really? Everywhere? Are you saying you've personally checked every thread? I thought not. You're a liar. If vegans hate meat and I'm made of meat, that means they hate me. And here you are, trying to tell me that I'm looking for an excuse to hate them, when in reality, the vegans are the ones hating me. Do you seriously not see your own hypocrisy you vegan-loving moron? /s

    [–] Whoaaaa MockErection 21 points ago in blackmagicfuckery

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    [–] I didn't know if this fit here MockErection 19 points ago in quityourbullshit

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    [–] My mum made my girls a Pom-Pom rug each. Took 80 hours, 320 Pom-Poms and they chose their favourite colours. Just missed Christmas, but they are ecstatic never the less MockErection 15 points ago in aww

    Alternatively, you could switch out the Tic-Tacs for a switchblade. You'll be the cool badass grandma they'll be talking about to their friends, and the switchblade can also be used as a deterrent if someone looks at you the wrong way!

    [–] Controversial No Call on a Potential Pass Interference in the NFC Championship Game MockErection 36 points ago in sports

    Sometimes the angle they're looking at is different from what we see on the tv.

    So why don't they just look at the TV? They're doing in tennis and soccer ffs.