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    [–] TIL: In China, a man who is blind and a man with double arm amputation have worked together for 13 years to plant trees. The trees will help prevent flooding in their rural village, as well as help the environment in general. Moose_Hole 35 points ago in todayilearned

    TWO CONSTRUCTION WORKERS WERE WORKING FOR THE CITY PUBLIC WORKS DEPARTMENT. ONE WOULD DIG A HOLE AND THE OTHER WOULD FOLLOW BEHIND HIM AND FILL THE HOLE IN. THEY WORKED UP ONE SIDE OF THE STREET, THEN DOWN THE OTHER, THEN MOVED ON TO THE NEXT STREET, WORKING FURIOUSLY ALL DAY WITHOUT REST, ONE MAN DIGGING A HOLE, THE OTHER FILLING IT IN AGAIN.

    AN ONLOOKER WAS AMAZED AT THEIR HARD WORK, BUT COULDN'T UNDERSTAND WHAT THEY WERE DOING. SO HE ASKED THE HOLE DIGGER, "I'M IMPRESSED BY THE EFFORT YOU TWO ARE PUTTING IN TO YOUR WORK, BUT I DON'T GET IT - WHY DO YOU DIG A HOLE, ONLY TO HAVE YOUR PARTNER FOLLOW BEHIND AND FILL IT UP AGAIN?"

    THE HOLE DIGGER WIPED HIS BROW AND SIGHED, "WELL, I SUPPOSE IT PROBABLY LOOKS ODD THE GUY WHO PLANTS THE TREES CALLED IN SICK."

    EDIT: DAMN IT, YOU CHANGED YOUR COMMENT FROM, "WHAT?" TO HAVING A QUESTION. NOW I LOOK FOOLISH AND MY CAPS LOCK KEY IS BUSTED.

    [–] TIL: In China, a man who is blind and a man with double arm amputation have worked together for 13 years to plant trees. The trees will help prevent flooding in their rural village, as well as help the environment in general. Moose_Hole 86 points ago in todayilearned

    Two construction workers were working for the city public works department. One would dig a hole and the other would follow behind him and fill the hole in. They worked up one side of the street, then down the other, then moved on to the next street, working furiously all day without rest, one man digging a hole, the other filling it in again.

    An onlooker was amazed at their hard work, but couldn't understand what they were doing. So he asked the hole digger, "I'm impressed by the effort you two are putting in to your work, but I don't get it - why do you dig a hole, only to have your partner follow behind and fill it up again?"

    The hole digger wiped his brow and sighed, "Well, I suppose it probably looks odd the guy who plants the trees called in sick.'"

    [–] Comcast complains it will make less money under Calif. net neutrality law Moose_Hole 2 points ago in nottheonion

    Boss: That was impressive. What do you think is an appropriate award?

    Employee: Another payday would be nice.

    Boss: Sold!

    [–] Spice Trebuchet Moose_Hole 29 points ago in trebuchetmemes

    That's Scary.

    [–] He died for our jingles... Moose_Hole 5 points ago in funny

    Drink this gravy, for it is made with my giblets.

    [–] Oh, I don’t think so. Moose_Hole 1 points ago in PrequelMemes

    And apparently they talk like chipmunks during duels.

    [–] Barnes and Noble to open new concept store that focuses on books Moose_Hole 2 points ago in nottheonion

    What would the other cashier say if I asked them where the Young Adult section is?