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    [–] me_rl Mormon_Discoball 1 points ago in RocketLeague

    Yeah where the top post of all time has 234 points and 7 comments. Basically the same thing as posting here.

    [–] Lost a dinosaur egg Mormon_Discoball 8 points ago in StardewValley

    Holt shit bud! I never even considered that!

    I am gonna do myself a google and do that! Thank you!

    [–] I'm new to Stardew Valley Mormon_Discoball 6 points ago in StardewValley

    The best time to upgrade your watering can is the day before it rains. So keep an eye on the weather forecast from the TV. When it says it's going to rain tomorrow, you have 5 copper bars and I think it's 2000g, water your crops and then go turn it in to Clint the blacksmith. He takes 2 days to upgrade tools so it works out that you never miss a day of crop growth!

    All the other tools doing really matter when. Just know it's 5 copper, 5 iron, 5 gold and 5 iridium and an increasing amount of gold for each upgrade but all take 2 days.

    [–] finally my first dino egg!! Mormon_Discoball 3 points ago in StardewValley

    Oh man! I am so happy for you!

    I literally just made a post about finding one and then my game locked up and I had to force close it.

    You cherish that dinosaur extra for me please!

    [–] What was your most intense first-day-on-the-job experience? Mormon_Discoball 20 points ago in AskReddit

    Man I've been in rotation for compressions over the course of an hour or so with a bed at perfect height. I am also a big dude so compressions are a lot easier for me than my smaller female coworkers. I was still absolutely gassed.

    I can't imagine how bad your sister hurt the next day. Tell her a random nurse on the internet is proud of her for keeping it going that long

    [–] People who draw furry porn and other obscure types of nsfw art for living, what was your weirdest commission? Mormon_Discoball 1 points ago in AskReddit

    I've seen a guy finger his dick hole. And another one ( maybe that same guy) fill his dick with a can on Copenhagen.

    The internet is a magical place. Nothing is off limits.

    [–] GYOW: Black Elk Peak, SD Mormon_Discoball 3 points ago in MGTOW

    That's Montana's saying.

    [–] People who draw furry porn and other obscure types of nsfw art for living, what was your weirdest commission? Mormon_Discoball 18 points ago in AskReddit

    Oh well neat. I thought all things going in the urethra was sounding and when it was a dick getting in there it was docking.

    Thanks for setting me straight pal!

    [–] Corner pocket for the win! Mormon_Discoball 2 points ago in Overwatch

    You just shitted on the whole team. That was awesome! Great play

    [–] What's technically true but extremely misleading? Mormon_Discoball 14 points ago in AskReddit

    Had a patient that was in end stage kidney failure and was refusing dialysis because he heard it reduces your life expectancy.

    Well yeah but a lot longer than not having ANY blood filtration.

    Too bad that was before essential oils were big. I bet there's a combo out there that would help.

    [–] What is the saddest moment in reddit history? Mormon_Discoball 11 points ago in AskReddit

    I was doing a night shift senior study thing at the time and always left it open trying my best to keep the unregistered hypercam clean and it chaps my ass every time I see it that it isn't crisp.

    [–] What are some cliche things that people do in real life only because they've seen it done before in movies? Mormon_Discoball 2 points ago in AskReddit

    When I was a nurse aid at a hospital we were transferring a guy to an LTAC, medics had the guy and I was pushing a cart with all his belongings.

    I asked if I could slap the door twice after they were all loaded in. The paramedic laughed and said sure.

    After they were all in and I was closing the doors he said "I better hear those slaps!" so I did.

    I was 20, so not a kid but man I was just giddy about it for a good while after.

    [–] What job would you be incapable of doing even if it paid 10x your current salary? Mormon_Discoball 3 points ago in AskReddit

    I'm am RN and I am with you.

    I had a buddy going through medical school while I was going through nursing school. It's just ridiculous how much more in depth med school is.

    Nursing school (at least mine and I'm sure others) have this nursing circle jerk that just chaps my ass.

    Its a fucking team effort guys, not a competition. We are the eyes constantly on patient so we need to know what and why things are changing but it's up to the doctor to diagnose and treat.

    Sure doctors order questionable things and nurses are there to catch mistakes/oversights but by and large, doctors know so much more than nurses.

    I was in a conversation between an intensivist and a pharmacist and it turned my brain to shit how much knowledge they were throwing back and forth and processing

    [–] Resealable cans of water Mormon_Discoball 23 points ago in mildlyinteresting

    Why don't you just shut up and sing the song pal