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    [–] When your'e the jump leader Mormon_Discoball 1 points ago in apexlegends

    Well that's a new problem with this BR! You wanna land in the same general area but just not run to the same buildings/ chests. Because at the beginning, any loot is important and fighting another person for who gets the mozambique is annoying.

    When its getting closer to where the Jumpmaster marked and it is clear we aren't going to abort, I usually set my own marker to show which building I am heading to. Or like if we are landing Airbase on the west coast, I will land on the other pier.

    [–] What is the dumbest thing you have ever done? Mormon_Discoball 2 points ago in AskReddit

    Luckily his mom just laughed at me and said she had actually been planning on cleaning the oven that day anyway and let me get back to work.

    Yours sounds like a bigger mess though

    [–] What is the dumbest thing you have ever done? Mormon_Discoball 135 points ago in AskReddit

    A friend asked me to put a frozen pizza in the oven while we worked on a high school project.

    It had been put in the box upside down. I thought to myself "huh, must be like a calzone where there is crust all the way around" and put in the oven upside down.

    Went about as well as you would expect.

    [–] [Weekly thread?] Patients say the darndest things Mormon_Discoball 11 points ago in medicine

    My mom sent me a picture of a slightly smaller than baseball size abscess on my dad's elbow. He was refusing to go in.

    I said yeah that's probably worth a doctor's visit.

    He asked if he could just take some abx he had from a dental surgery that he had 2 years before.

    God damn it Pop no!

    Turns out it was a huge bursitis and he needed a wound vac for several months. Still blamed my mom and I for making him go in

    [–] I did the math on what you can earn as an F2P player. Here's what i found. Mormon_Discoball 4 points ago in apexlegends

    I had an argument with someone awhile ago that rocket league isn't free to play. He said it's F2P because he got it for free from Playstation network. I tried multiple times to explain that that doesn't mean the game is an f2p model. He didn't get it and just kept saying his was free so it's f2p

    [–] The Text to speech option in a nutshell Mormon_Discoball 4 points ago in apexlegends

    I got my dog shortly after I first found that video. Saying John Madden in that robot voice before walks conditioned him to get real excited if anyone ever says John Madden . Its only happened twice in like 10 years but it's hilarious

    [–] The Great North Dakota Blizzard of 1966 Mormon_Discoball 2 points ago in OldSchoolCool

    Yeah I heard it was around 100,000 total.

    A coworker of mine at the time was helping her family look for survivors and clean up dead cattle. They found one of their bulls in a little creek trapped by snow. Rough shape but alive. They rigged some straps to the tractor bucket to try and pull their last surviving bull out, when they did the snow shifted and collapsed on him and killed him. God that'd be rough

    [–] Apex Legends hits 10 million players in 72 hours Mormon_Discoball 4 points ago in xboxone

    Or the game itself is lit AF. My discord group of friends is usually spread out over 3 or 4 different games.

    Everyone one is playing Apex now. We had to make a new channel so we have 3 games going at once and then just jump back and forth between teams

    [–] The Great North Dakota Blizzard of 1966 Mormon_Discoball 7 points ago in OldSchoolCool

    Ha! No. Sorry. I should have said "the organs aren't removed after they die"

    My way of saying it was poorly worded. Sorry.

    [–] The Great North Dakota Blizzard of 1966 Mormon_Discoball 260 points ago * (lasted edited 12 days ago) in OldSchoolCool

    It's not.

    There was a big blizzard in South Dakota in 2013 I think and tons of cattle died. They were all waste because their organs aren't removed after death.

    Im sure lots of ranch dogs ate like kings though

    [–] What is the most hurtful thing a medical professional has ever said to you? Mormon_Discoball 70 points ago in AskReddit

    Makes sense! Your heart stopping and millions of years of evolution tell us that that feeling means you're dying.

    You get less dead after a couple seconds. Still not a good time.

    [–] What is the most hurtful thing a medical professional has ever said to you? Mormon_Discoball 1024 points ago in AskReddit

    It's scary as the nurse pushing it and watching the monitor. Can't imagine how it feels.

    No one takes it recreationally at least!

    [–] Not mine, true nonetheless. Mormon_Discoball 2 points ago in technicallythetruth

    Sick reference bro. Not relevant but sick reference

    [–] me_irl Mormon_Discoball 5 points ago in me_irl

    Atm means "at the moment" in this case