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    [–] BP Payouts terrible now! MrJoyless 0 points ago * (lasted edited 9 hours ago) in PUBATTLEGROUNDS

    They get thousands of pennies how could they ever give that up!

    [–] Like herpes, it doesn't just go away MrJoyless 4 points ago in WhitePeopleTwitter

    Man, it must suck ass to have a Supreme Court nominee confirmation delayed... What's that like...

    [–] Like herpes, it doesn't just go away MrJoyless -3 points ago in WhitePeopleTwitter

    Isn't it odd that had 65 women from highschool just, ya know, sitting in his back pocket for this occasion. Like who does that...? Also not raping 65 people doesn't make you less guilty of raping someone.

    [–] Simulation shows nuclear pasta 10 billion times harder to break than steel. Researchers have found evidence that suggests nuclear material beneath the surface of neutron stars may be the strongest material in the universe. MrJoyless 1 points ago in space

    Really long tongs, and oven mitts.

    [–] My canoe is stuck on a rock or something... MrJoyless 1 points ago in Unexpected

    That's how you end up with half an oar.

    [–] What the fuck MrJoyless 1 points ago in trashy

    I'm sure this is an unpopular opinion but, if the bathroom doesn't have a changing station/table for me to use, I'm sure as shit not putting my kid down on a public bathroom floor to change them. I will then make note that this location does not have changing facilities, and avoid it in the future.

    I will use a changing pad, and a bench, or if no bench seats are available to use, the table. I will also make sure I don't get anything anywhere, and if that somehow happens, I will clean up after myself, as I would anywhere else. I will not put a changing pad on the floor of a bathroom then have to pack it back up and put it in my diaper bag.

    But, I know for a fact McDonald's has those facilities, and this is total horse shit to do.

    [–] We have all been there MrJoyless 12 points ago in funny

    FYI copying a legal document like a driver's license opens oneself up to crazy financial liability for identity theft.

    [–] Important alert to all Ohio drivers MrJoyless 6 points ago in Ohio

    As long as you are passing someone, and aren't being overtaken by someone behind, you have every right to use the left lane.

    [–] I found this eliminated scene of Spiderman 2 and is the best thing a saw in a while MrJoyless 2 points ago in funny

    Whoops!

    [–] US Coast Guard worker taken off Florence duty over TV 'white power' hand signal MrJoyless 1 points ago in politics

    I came here to say the same thing ... You used to get punched for looking down and seeing your buddy holding a 👌 sign with their hand. Did racists take our sweet pepe away and now this... Fuck those guys...

    [–] I found this eliminated scene of Spiderman 2 and is the best thing a saw in a while MrJoyless 2 points ago * (lasted edited 3 days ago) in funny

    I totally forgot *Elizabeth Banks was in the original Spider-Man movies.

    Edit: for mega oops!

    [–] Firefighter who rushed to Madison school shooting now among those suing school district over plan to arm teachers MrJoyless 1 points ago in Ohio

    You sir are being moronic. If everyone has a gun it is impossible to identify the shooter, shooting or not shooting. How is that hard to believe?

    [–] Firefighter who rushed to Madison school shooting now among those suing school district over plan to arm teachers MrJoyless 0 points ago in Ohio

    Your very specific request is rediculous. How about the police shooting a ccw citizen without any additional pressure like people being shot at etc...

    https://www.newsweek.com/navy-veteran-shot-portland-campus-police-after-gun-fell-holster-had-concealed-1006068

    https://mobile.wnd.com/2012/06/cops-gun-down-man-for-legally-carrying-firearm/

    https://www.nola.com/crime/index.ssf/2016/07/philando_castile_permit.html

    No additional pressure, just cops shooting people legally carrying their gun.

    [–] Firefighter who rushed to Madison school shooting now among those suing school district over plan to arm teachers MrJoyless 2 points ago in Ohio

    Your statement is, they'd know who the shooter is. That claim is patently false.

    [–] Firefighter who rushed to Madison school shooting now among those suing school district over plan to arm teachers MrJoyless 1 points ago in Ohio

    The last school shooter in my recent memory walked out of the school with the other students afterwards. Teachers and cops would have no goddamn clue who the shooter is because, for the most part, they shoot the people that they see...

    [–] Scientists have laid out a step-by-step guide for creating a sustainable research facility on Mars. The first step involves a fleet of base-building robots constructing a 16-foot-wide, 41-foot-tall dome covered in 16 feet of ice for radiation shielding. MrJoyless 1 points ago in space

    Like an ogre you mean ...

    [–] Scientists have laid out a step-by-step guide for creating a sustainable research facility on Mars. The first step involves a fleet of base-building robots constructing a 16-foot-wide, 41-foot-tall dome covered in 16 feet of ice for radiation shielding. MrJoyless 1 points ago in space

    Was wondering why digging wasn't an option as well ...

    [–] Marvel Studios when they offer Henry Cavill a role in the MCU MrJoyless 7 points ago in marvelstudios

    Oof Alzheimer's would be the perfect gut punch. You may be the strongest, fastest, and absolutely invulnerable. But nothing, nothing at all, can stop you from losing THIS specific fight. Some fights are unwinnable.

    [–] Photos reportedly show massive stockpile of bottled water left on a runway for more than a year in Puerto Rico after Hurricane Maria MrJoyless 2 points ago in worldnews

    No... A Biggie Pank

    [–] Richard Branson believes the key to success is a three-day workweek. With today's cutting-edge technology, he believes there is no reason people can't work less hours and be equally — if not more — effective. MrJoyless 13 points ago in Futurology

    ... I'm sorry your boss sucks, I do everything I can to ensure my employees don't get screwed over like that. Tho the opposite would be nice from time to time, like calling off before a shift instead of after you were scheduled in...

    [–] Don’t blame the victim MrJoyless 1 points ago in BlackPeopleTwitter

    If it has been posted in the thread before let me know but, the difference between murder and manslaughter is intent. The mistake of going into the wrong apartment does not mean she had the intent to kill the man. It doesn't excuse her actions/fuck up, but it does show that the situation she created with her fuck up wasn't initially meant to kill someone. The fact that she pulled her gun and shot someone she thought was breaking the law nonviolently ie burglary should be enough to cast doubt on her reasonable application of force. Either way it's amazingly fucked up that now, without any proof, she is making statements to the effect that she was ordering him around gun drawn (I have seen no mention of her identifying herself as an officer) should be taken with a huge car sized grain of salt.

    [–] Richard Branson believes the key to success is a three-day workweek. With today's cutting-edge technology, he believes there is no reason people can't work less hours and be equally — if not more — effective. MrJoyless 2 points ago in Futurology

    https://youtu.be/TdnLhN4SeYY

    Thanks now you have THAT song stuck in my head...

    A thousand time one million... That's one billion...

    [–] Richard Branson believes the key to success is a three-day workweek. With today's cutting-edge technology, he believes there is no reason people can't work less hours and be equally — if not more — effective. MrJoyless 185 points ago in Futurology

    Unstructured schedules is the goddamn bane of hourly wage employment. I do everything I can to keep everyone's schedule as consistent as possible, it's mostly the under 18s that have the most schedule variance at my business.

    [–] Richard Branson believes the key to success is a three-day workweek. With today's cutting-edge technology, he believes there is no reason people can't work less hours and be equally — if not more — effective. MrJoyless 36 points ago in Futurology

    Millions? Try 95% of the goddamn planet...

    [–] Play with me... MrJoyless 2 points ago in Eyebleach

    Today I learned aplaca prance like a rapist skunk.