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    [–] Friends MrSquigles 2 points ago * (lasted edited 9 minutes ago) in funny

    Could you use warm water to get it off and keep your hair?

    [–] These fucking YouTube ads MrSquigles 2 points ago in mildlyinfuriating

    Right. Like you did with Google and Facebook and Reddit and Wikipedia and all those other dozens of free services you've used. Obviously.

    [–] Subtitle and chill MrSquigles 1 points ago in facepalm

    The exact reason I watch action (whispering next to explosions) with subtitles on, comedy with them off (timing is everything) and documentaries with whatever setting it happens to be on, I don't care.

    [–] HELPPP!!!!🤦🏻‍♂️ MrSquigles 1 points ago in funny

    Or a sink plunger which, if this is a restaurant, is almost certainly right underneath that sink.

    [–] Redditors horrified by Clickhole article MrSquigles 1 points ago in AteTheOnion

    I genuinely thought I was being original this time when clicked comments.

    [–] Missing the springboard. MrSquigles 1 points ago in holdmyjuicebox

    She never stood a chance.

    [–] Lister Kept Rimmer Sane (theory) MrSquigles 2 points ago in RedDwarf

    So that clearly means you're not going to bother, but reconsider. They're short and they're great. It's not just a novelisation, it's a complete darker reimagining. And still hilarious.

    [–] A tasty piece of Salmon from this Salmon ATM in Singapore. MrSquigles 1 points ago in mildlyinteresting

    Home... To cook...

    Cook... in my home?

    I'm confused. It doesn't look like a frozen pizza, so...

    [–] I'm too weak MrSquigles 1 points ago in PrequelMemes

    *Whom

    Sorry, it's just not often you get to make this correction on any word other than 'who'.

    [–] My friends basement organization is something else MrSquigles 1 points ago in oddlysatisfying

    Why do people feel the need to hold onto this useless crap? I can fit all my possessions into a suitcase, except furniture obviously.

    [–] Europeans, would you live in the US if you could, why or why not? MrSquigles 3 points ago in AskEurope

    Hahahahahhahahhahahahhahahahhahahahahahahhano.

    No. Seriously? Is this a real question? No, no, no. Oh my god, no.

    [–] What’s one thing about your culture you can’t stand? MrSquigles 23 points ago in AskEurope

    😂 Okay, clearly there is a huge cultural (or class) difference here, but if I threw a party and 100 people said they were coming I would expect 30 invited people and 15 uninvited people.

    [–] Which European country produce the best comedies according to you? MrSquigles 4 points ago in AskEurope

    Damn, really? Gervais? That's like saying France has the best food because of snails.

    [–] What’s one thing about your culture you can’t stand? MrSquigles 122 points ago in AskEurope

    Yeah, kind of. The difference is that frat boys think they're going to be bankers and politicians, "lads" think they're going to be drug lords or professional pullers.