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    [–] HMJB while I manoeuver my way out of the ground Mungo_Clump 940 points ago in holdmyjuicebox

    That doesn't look right, but I don't know enough about the sport of battle midgets to dispute it.

    [–] HMC while I rush the field. Mungo_Clump 7 points ago in holdmycosmo

    Maybe she's colour-blind and thought that was a swimming pool.

    [–] Wait, what? Mungo_Clump 1 points ago in WTF

    Kudos for not kicking him when he's down.

    For both fighters.

    [–] What is Alan Pardew’s style of play? Mungo_Clump 8 points ago in NUFC

    Be warned, he has no Plan B.

    Everything's great when it's working and he's winning games, but when he gets found-out or injuries force a change, he can't re-adjust. Things start failing and he just. keeps. doing. the. same. thing.

    It's infuriating.

    Good luck.

    [–] Can your science answer that? Mungo_Clump 2 points ago in shittyaskscience

    Because he used to shit like a small lizard-like creature.

    [–] [SERIOUS] How is Miggy Smiles doing? Mungo_Clump 5 points ago in nufcirclejerk

    He's fast!!

    ...fast becoming the biggest waste of a squad place on the team.

    [–] Great trick to impress your girlfriend. Mungo_Clump 2 points ago in blackmagicfuckery

    There's going to be a lot of people getting very wet tonight after seeing this.

    (and I'm not talking about their girlfriends after seeing them perform this trick)

    [–] My Mouse Mat at w*rk. A reminder of happier times. Mungo_Clump 2 points ago in NUFC

    That brought a little tear to the eye, although I'm more of an Oracle man myself.

    [–] All you have are negative thoughts. What do you do? Mungo_Clump 1 points ago in AskReddit

    Think everything twice. Two negatives make a positive.

    [–] What are you 100% sure will happen in 2020? Mungo_Clump 1 points ago in AskReddit

    Opticians will cash-in on cheesy advertising about having 20-20 vision.