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    [–] .... Nadaac 2805 points ago in Wellthatsucks

    I was 18 going to dinner with my parents after graduation and as the hostess was grabbing the menus my dad put his hands on his knees and asked me like I was 5 or a dog “hey buddy do you think you’re ready for the big boy menu?” And the hostess went “awwwww he’s so sweet look at him he’s moving up to the big boy menu good job buddy”

    he still does it sometimes

    [–] The girl i'm seeing sent me this lol Nadaac 1786 points ago in niceguys

    I don’t think you’ve been on r/niceguys enough then

    [–] What is your NSFW secret that you are proud of? Nadaac 1606 points ago in AskReddit

    Cheat on him. It’s the only way to really find out. Don’t actually though he sounds solid

    [–] Men of reddit, what are some tell-tale signs that a woman is creepy? Nadaac 1255 points ago in AskReddit

    I was drunk, tired, in her house, in a foreign country. I wanted to fall asleep but she kept slapping me awake and telling me to have sex with her. I told her in the morning but she kept doing it until I gave her an orgasm. I left the country the next day after my host locked me out of her apartment because she was jealous that I slept with a slut and not her even after she had strung me along for a month and a bit. Finally followed her in, grabbed my stuff and left. That’s my experience with french women. Fuck em

    [–] What immediately makes you suspicious of someone? Nadaac 747 points ago in AskReddit

    I lie all day every day as a cashier. “Oh yeah this hoe is wonderful I used it all last summer to help my mom garden.” “Yeah I used the old model of this nail gun to build my dad a new deck, this one can’t be any worse.” “Yeah that pin pad doesn’t work half the time go ahead and try ten more times because it’s actually your card that’s fucked.” “Haha yeah you really have to punch that thing.” “Hope you have a nice day.” Lies lies lies all day long

    [–] Why did my opponent think that this was a good idea? Nadaac 476 points ago in hearthstone

    Or even at 7-8 it’s not that bad if they’re already at 1 durablity

    [–] Ok, Reddit, if we all suspended judgment for a sec, what do you want to brag about? Nadaac 472 points ago in AskReddit

    Me too, except she wouldn't let me sleep after until like 6am because I guess she was wired on coke or just crazy idk. Don't pick up rando french girls

    [–] This man is going to his 7th Super Bowl. Nadaac 470 points ago in sports

    And then you have Jagr in the NHL...

    [–] Finally figured out why I am stuck at rank 9 Nadaac 425 points ago in hearthstone

    If you paint your face amber and get plastic surgery to be hexagon shaped you'd hit legend

    [–] Looks like my arena run is already doomed Nadaac 422 points ago in hearthstone

    The middle one is the Bane of Doom, you should be ok

    [–] What would be creepy if done while constantly applying chapstick? Nadaac 411 points ago in AskReddit

    The dude was high as balls my guy. Some shit just feels good and you lose track of time

    [–] .... Nadaac 409 points ago in Wellthatsucks

    When me and my sister were 8 and 9 we were at Albertsons and my mom was trying to buy a bottle of wine, but had forgotten her id. She was 35 and was being carded and was upset about it. “Look st my kids, look at me, I’m clearly over 21 just let me buy the wine.” So we heard that, and my sister and I thought it would be funny to pipe up and say “auntie Kari can we go home now? We want to go back home to mom” our mother was not happy with us haha