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    [–] [NSFW] What's a fetish you really like that is frequently tainted with a fetish you really don't like? NoKenjataimu 4 points ago in AskReddit

    I'm yet to find a single good female-on-male rape porn video. Not that there are many out there to choose from, but the ones that exist all look like they're from the nineties and just aren't that erotic.

    [–] Hate when this happens NoKenjataimu 21 points ago in BikiniBottomTwitter

    Oh shit how did I not even notice that lmao

    [–] When ur only line in the new movie is NoKenjataimu 1 points ago in SequelMemes

    Idk you could be a bit more dramatic about it? It is a movie after all. Like you may not care for Maz's cameo in TLJ but you gotta admit her dialogue flowed like wine.

    "Sorry kiddo, this is rareified cracking. You want to get on that Star Destroyer? I only know one option. Find the Master Codebreaker!"

    See how noir that sounds? It's much more mysterious and the "quest" at the very end was actually built up to with a personality.

    Compare that to "Wipe out Viceroy Gunray the Separatists." That's literally it. Completely objective, literal, dry. Only McDiarmid's delivery saves it from being downright boring.

    [–] Weekend blessings ✨ NoKenjataimu 0 points ago in WitchesVsPatriarchy

    You're doing this to yourself, you know.

    [–] When ur only line in the new movie is NoKenjataimu 1 points ago in SequelMemes

    Literally the entire prequel trilogy? Although I admit, it was less absurd and more boring back then. Also, Crait is possibly the only Star Wars planet thus far where the viewer can look at it and not instantly be able to tell what it's made out of. Planets like Dagobah or Bespin are instantly recognizable as "swamp" and "sky," whereas a salt flat with a red dermis isn't quite so ubiquitous in the eyes of the general audience.

    Other than that, I don't see how "Salt!" is any less silly than "good relations with the Wookiees, I have" or any less expository than "go to the Mustafar system," which is a literal line of dialogue from Episode III and not a Quest in the pause menu.

    [–] The ones in charge of the sequels NoKenjataimu 2 points ago in SequelMemes

    And yet the haters call themselves the "Fandom Menace," a reference to the Sith...

    ...they're not a bright bunch, are they?

    [–] If Rey time travels and she becomes Shmi...it would all make sense haha NoKenjataimu 3 points ago in SequelMemes

    r/saltierthancrait is so dead that they're complaining about fake shitty theories that they themselves made up. Absolutely pathetic.

    [–] Rose sucks, but don't blame the actress NoKenjataimu -1 points ago in SequelMemes

    Hey there! I'm the Rose Sucks Butt! It sounds like you were about to say something salty!

    [–] When ur only line in the new movie is NoKenjataimu -1 points ago in SequelMemes

    When your "exposition" is a single word that is now a famous quote, it's good exposition. Don't kid yourself.

    [–] When ur only line in the new movie is NoKenjataimu -1 points ago in SequelMemes

    Of course they're recycling ideas, the movie is intentionally ESB in reverse, the Skywalker Saga has to be self-contained in a ring formation, otherwise it starts to feel random. When TROS is released I'm sure there will be dozens of writeups analyzing how the whole structure plays out like some narrative Mobius strip.

    [–] When ur only line in the new movie is NoKenjataimu 1 points ago in SequelMemes

    Because salt looks like snow? Pretty obvious...

    [–] Formula Money Update NoKenjataimu 5 points ago in StarWarsLeaks

    Idk, right now it says he'll gild the other guy if the trilogy is released, but he'll probably delete his account by then anyway so whatevs lol

    [–] *Saltyness intensifies* NoKenjataimu 3 points ago in SequelMemes

    That's objectively not what "salt" means in this context.

    [–] Formula Money Update NoKenjataimu 5 points ago in StarWarsLeaks

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