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    [–] Prequel fans in a nutshell. I have spoken. NoKenjataimu 0 points ago in SequelMemes

    He won a podrace and blew up the Federation control ship AT NINE YEARS OLD, and beat Count Dooku in combat despite Dooku having decades of experience on him. He was able to hold his own against his own master, which makes no sense since the teacher will always have more training than their student. He also had a decade less training than other Jedi his age... his own Padawan had probably spent more time training than he did when they started working together!

    I don't care about "psychological trauma," that doesn't make a person a better fighter. We're talking about combat skills, NOT character development.

    [–] Prequel fans in a nutshell. I have spoken. NoKenjataimu 1 points ago in SequelMemes

    So it's okay to be perfect at everything as long as it's magic?

    [–] Prequel fans in a nutshell. I have spoken. NoKenjataimu 1 points ago in SequelMemes

    Well we are on a subreddit devoted to them, so it'd be the person who doesn't like them who we should be questioning...

    [–] Prequel fans in a nutshell. I have spoken. NoKenjataimu -1 points ago in SequelMemes

    What does it matter if it exists, if it's not good?!

    [–] Prequel fans in a nutshell. I have spoken. NoKenjataimu 1 points ago in SequelMemes

    You mean the backstory that everyone has been complaining about for over a decade which completely ruins the mystical nature of the Force and weakens the lore?

    That backstory?

    Yeah I'd rather have a "randomly powerful" character with a personality than a cardboard cutout that has an in-depth Wookieepedia article

    [–] Prequel fans in a nutshell. I have spoken. NoKenjataimu 4 points ago in SequelMemes

    That's not what Star Wars is about. Star Wars is about dropping the audience into a mysterious galaxy with dark corners and unanswered questions. That's what the prequels got wrong. They shined a light everywhere and everything became flat and normal. No mystery left, no ambiguity. The sequels brought that back. Now we're back to saying "wow who is that, what's their story" and being whisked to the next big question before we can even imagine any answers. That's the way the OT was, and that's the way Star Wars is supposed to be. A giant canvas of possibility. Not a boring list of answered questions and checked-off boxes.

    [–] Prequel fans in a nutshell. I have spoken. NoKenjataimu 1 points ago in SequelMemes

    It's harder to make memes from good films.

    And yet, here you are...

    [–] Just don’t tell mom and dad NoKenjataimu 0 points ago in BikiniBottomTwitter

    We're literally in a thread about how weirdly common incest porn is, you prude kink-shaming fuck

    [–] Just don’t tell mom and dad NoKenjataimu -3 points ago in BikiniBottomTwitter

    The ACTORS are not actually related, they're PRETENDING to be father and daughter in a FICTIONAL MOVIE.

    And no, the dad does not have to be dominant. I'm perfectly okay with the daughter being the aggressive one. The problem is, it's rarely believable.

    [–] Just don’t tell mom and dad NoKenjataimu -3 points ago in BikiniBottomTwitter

    Depends which family member. Sister? No. Mother? No. Daughter? Yes!

    Unfortunately there seems to be a depressing shortage of high-quality daddy/daughter porn out there.

    [–] hmmm NoKenjataimu 2 points ago in hmmm

    Guess you should go then

    [–] hmmm NoKenjataimu 3 points ago in hmmm

    Username is honest, at least.

    [–] hmmm NoKenjataimu 85 points ago * (lasted edited 3 days ago) in hmmm

    Well he could read and write, he wasn't clinically retarded with dementia, he didn't openly brag about raping women before denying 23 different assault accusations, he wasn't the mascot of a modern neo-Nazi movement who did nothing to ever deny such affiliations, and he wasn't under criminal investigation for his entire political career while also talking about how sexually attractive his daughter was.

    In 2019, that's exceptional.

    [–] Prequel fans in a nutshell. I have spoken. NoKenjataimu 1 points ago in SequelMemes

    We’re told shits hitting the fan but we’re not shown why

    You salt-lickers are one DENSE lot

    Don't be mad because I have answers to all your bad-faith questions, fam. Nobody became "disgruntled" with the New Republic (well, except the First Order, but they're the bad guys lol). Maybe if you actually watched the movies instead of watching a bunch of YouTube rants, it'd all make more sense.

    [–] Prequel fans in a nutshell. I have spoken. NoKenjataimu 2 points ago in SequelMemes

    Well then what's the fucking problem? You JUST SAID you didn't know what was happening. Don't try to backtrack, your comment is RIGHT THERE and I can read it.

    [–] Prequel fans in a nutshell. I have spoken. NoKenjataimu 4 points ago in SequelMemes

    You fucks never argue about the movie, you only ever argue about YouTube videos. That's why everything you say is wrong, because you're basing all your points on some 20-minute rant from some jabroni who gets paid to make misleading clickbait videos, instead of the film in question, which doesn't actually have any of these problems.

    shmi got fucked by the force and created space jesus

    I love how this is supposed to be a defense and not a fucking criticism.

    [–] Prequel fans in a nutshell. I have spoken. NoKenjataimu 5 points ago * (lasted edited 3 days ago) in SequelMemes

    I can't tell you how much I love that scene in ESB where Lando and Han split off on a horseback chase through the streets of Bespin before fighting Boba Fett on a Star Destroyer and then rendezvousing back with Leia on Hoth at the end of the movie when Yoda arrives to save them all. Who doesn't remember that 40-year-old classic?!

    [–] Prequel fans in a nutshell. I have spoken. NoKenjataimu 1 points ago in SequelMemes

    New Republic rose. First Order grew in the shadows. Put together Starkiller Base w/ funding from Snoke and Canto Bight business partners. Jumped out, blew up Hosnian system, New Republic shattered. First Order now rules.

    Joke's on you for not being able to understand a kid's movie.

    [–] Prequel fans in a nutshell. I have spoken. NoKenjataimu 4 points ago in SequelMemes

    "Becoming powerful" is not character development.

    [–] Just don’t tell mom and dad NoKenjataimu 8 points ago in BikiniBottomTwitter

    Anya Olsen! She's so batshit crazy, and ironically it's pretty much the only "virgin gets laid" video where the dude actually acts like a loser who got insanely lucky. Wish there were more videos like that out there.