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    [–] What’s the dumbest thing your significant other has said or done? NocturnalEmissions22 1 points ago in AskReddit

    That she had to use the bank branch in the next town over because that's where she opened her account and always deposited her money.

    She genuinely believed her towns branch didn't have access to her money.

    [–] This blue cow! Seen at the last KY state fair NocturnalEmissions22 1 points ago in mildlyinteresting

    I'm more concerned with the muscular girl with her hand up what appears to be the rear end of a two headed cow in the upper right corner.

    [–] School Science teacher dunks for his students NocturnalEmissions22 48 points ago in gifs

    My high school math teacher was a retired architect, I guess I got lucky(ish).

    [–] The security guard downstairs is too bored NocturnalEmissions22 2 points ago in gifs

    I worked a job that was four 10 hour shifts. I literally worked 4 of those 10, it was a full time job keeping occupied for for those other 6.

    [–] Redditors of Former Axis Powers: How is WWI and WWII taught? NocturnalEmissions22 4 points ago in AskReddit

    To be fair, that 18 year old made news not just for getting vaccinated but for that being the first time in his life he was able to do so.

    [–] In your opinion, how can planes be real? NocturnalEmissions22 1 points ago in AskReddit

    As someone who grew up under the flight path of a major airport, this is all too real. It was kind of eerie.

    [–] Who would have been a better Genie than Will Smith? NocturnalEmissions22 1 points ago in AskReddit

    My understanding is that Disney has enough audio from Robin they could have made a genie movie with him, but cannot for 20 years after his death.

    [–] Race sees no borderz NocturnalEmissions22 4 points ago in pics

    Everyone knows leading with a Hitler comparison is the most sure fire way to win an arguement.

    [–] My Ex, by Javier Espinoza NocturnalEmissions22 2 points ago in pics

    Pretty sure married this demon as well.

    [–] A Presidential Selfie. NocturnalEmissions22 2 points ago in pics

    Politics aside (not my country, only know what I've read) he sure does look more likeable than Maduro.

    [–] Have you ever quit your job without another lined up? What was the result? NocturnalEmissions22 1 points ago in AskReddit

    I spent two months collecting and cashing in scrap metal with my best friend. I was young and didn't have many responsibilities.

    The 200k+ speedway points I had saved up helped a lot also.

    [–] A Young Hillary Clinton, Smash or Pass? NocturnalEmissions22 0 points ago in pics

    Crazy in the head means crazy in the bed.

    Seriously though, pass because I dont want to die after.