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    [–] What's a phase your SO went through that drove you up the wall? NotSoGrumpKey 2 points ago in AskMen

    Underrated comment. Screenshot and sent to my husband. Thank you for your service.

    [–] What's a phase your SO went through that drove you up the wall? NotSoGrumpKey 1 points ago in AskMen

    What houses are yall in? She sounds like a Hufflepuff. When we were dating my husband would paint D&D minis in his room with Conan on in the background and for about 6 months every time I came over Conan was already playing. He just kept it on a loop unless he was gaming.

    [–] Sat 2020-08-01 NotSoGrumpKey 1 points ago in nameaserver

    This one here

    [–] What's a phase your SO went through that drove you up the wall? NotSoGrumpKey 1 points ago * (lasted edited 11 days ago) in AskMen

    https://www.reddit.com/r/AskMen/comments/i1p0ls/whats_a_phase_your_so_went_through_that_drove_you/g01d9n0?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

    Let's see if this works and it sends you to my long explanation I did earlier

    Tldr: me cussing is more of my "On" persona for humor and shock value because I look like a cherub. I like friends/family/strangers knowing they don't get the same parts of me that he does πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ

    [–] What's a phase your SO went through that drove you up the wall? NotSoGrumpKey 1 points ago in AskMen

    It's just the one!! He's got the one best friend that I love and that friend c a n n o t handle toilet humor either, he actually cringes when he hears people say "poop" because he can't unhear the Bo Burnham bit where he says "your mouth makes the same movement as your butthole when you say the word"

    But HE LAUGHED at the Shrek quote and created this monster πŸ˜‚

    [–] What's a phase your SO went through that drove you up the wall? NotSoGrumpKey 1 points ago in AskMen

    We do this to each other when we yawn or fall asleep with our mouths open oh my God

    [–] What's a phase your SO went through that drove you up the wall? NotSoGrumpKey 1 points ago in AskMen

    My husband and I have been going through the replies all day going back and forth on who does what thing other people on here are complaining about and we've decided we are both extremely annoying and we wouldn't tolerate another person near as much as we tolerate each other πŸ˜‚

    [–] What's a phase your SO went through that drove you up the wall? NotSoGrumpKey 3 points ago in AskMen

    Does it make it better if I add in he loves cooking and I also do laundry? πŸ˜‚

    [–] What's a phase your SO went through that drove you up the wall? NotSoGrumpKey 1 points ago in AskMen

    The best way I can explain it is I act different around my husband because he is special.

    Personally I don't like farting in front of anyone and that's just me, I grew up with my mom telling stories about how proud I was of my "toots" as a toddler and i didn't like it I don't like toilet humor in mixed company, whatever.

    My friends have watched me tell a story to my husband and then tell it to different friends with him not around and the only difference is my sentence enhancers πŸ˜‚

    Story time: I started cussing in highschool to scare off cunty girls and guys because I'm not intimidating looking but the stuff that came out of my mouth was vile enough to get them to leave me and my friends alone because no adult would believe I said anything like that. My friends got used to it or thought it was funny and the only people I didn't cuss around were my crushes because I obviously didn't want to scare them off and I just so happened to marry my highschool crush so. I just. Don't do it around him. And I don't want to. He knows who I am around my friends, he's seen me drunk and vulgar, he thinks it's funny, it's just not who I am in my downtime. Takes too much energy.

    [–] What's a phase your SO went through that drove you up the wall? NotSoGrumpKey 2 points ago in AskMen

    Thank you for understanding πŸ€— Im not delusional I know I fart in my sleep too because he told me once before after a nap, I was embarrassed, he got a little laugh and gave me a hug and a kiss and never brought it up again.

    [–] What's a phase your SO went through that drove you up the wall? NotSoGrumpKey 1 points ago in AskMen

    I mean. I slip up around him all the time and I know he cusses when I'm not around. Best way I can explain it is find the person you want to be better for but accepts you as you are.

    We both want to be each other's soulmate but that doesn't just happen, there's a constant effort, to make sure we are effectively communicating and to make sure we are both happy and if we aren't then we find out why and how we can improve on that. We are both aware we could make a relationship work with any number of other people but we continue to choose each other.

    If I was actually having a problem with my husband and his dumb jokes I wouldnt post it online for advice or to talk shit about him without him knowing πŸ˜‚ I jokingly told him I should make a post and he was all for it because it was 4am and we were hopped up on redbull while playing pokemon yellow and assumed no one would see it. We've been dying all day over these responses.

    You're already worthy, you just need to find a person to match your effort :)

    [–] What's a phase your SO went through that drove you up the wall? NotSoGrumpKey 1 points ago in AskMen

    I am myself. He knows I have a foul mouth like my mom and he knows why I... try to be better around him? He sees a different version of me than my friends and my coworkers see a different version of me than my friends and husband. I married him because he's the one I feel like I am recharging with vs the others that all take energy.

    [–] What's a phase your SO went through that drove you up the wall? NotSoGrumpKey 3 points ago in AskMen

    This. This is why I mow the lawn and he cooks. I'm occasionally allowed to help cut onions or make rice but otherwise I stay out of his domain. Although I do know better than to use metal on metal πŸ˜…

    [–] What's a phase your SO went through that drove you up the wall? NotSoGrumpKey 2 points ago in AskMen

    Oh my God my husband does the same thing he just says "huh?" and I still fall for it almost every time I'm glad you're able to hear again and warn others!! :)

    [–] What's a phase your SO went through that drove you up the wall? NotSoGrumpKey 3 points ago in AskMen

    And I'll get over it because I love him...

    First edit, first paragraph, last sentence friend

    [–] What's a phase your SO went through that drove you up the wall? NotSoGrumpKey 0 points ago in AskMen

    I'll be sure to get back to you when we inevitably break up πŸ‘what are vows for anyway lol

    [–] What's a phase your SO went through that drove you up the wall? NotSoGrumpKey 3 points ago in AskMen

    My husband is my highschool sweetheart and was a grade above me so I still have this inherent desire to impress him some days πŸ˜‚ over the course of 7 years knowing one another he's gone from the cool untouchable older guy to my husband who is now referencing childhood movies to joke about farts

    Do you see where I'm coming from 🀣 like. I can't love him less, my love is just going to keep growing even though he's making dad jokes at me.

    [–] What's a phase your SO went through that drove you up the wall? NotSoGrumpKey 3 points ago in AskMen

    Noooooooooo this was my word I'd say instead of cussing around him πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ him and the friend mentioned heard it once on TV (I almost want to say it was GoT) , looked it up, and I got a mess of texts going "NOTSOGRUMPKEY! LANGUAGE!!" because when I slip up they like to make a big deal about it