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    [–] Hands free head high NothingsShocking 1 points ago in trees

    I mean, they have vape pens now.

    [–] How to never get rejected NothingsShocking 4 points ago in funny

    Pulls out 1/4” threaded screw

    [–] They were being sarcastic no! NothingsShocking 2 points ago in woooosh

    So many woooshers on Reddit these days

    [–] Per Windhorst: “Lebron playing at 280 pounds; groin injury hurt his conditioning program” NothingsShocking 1 points ago in nba

    Pat, don’t look now, but the new line of sears and Roebuck’s rotary phones come in bright apple red!!! A great addition to your household decor and dialing your moms house has never been easier! Congratulations ThatDudeThatWasRude!!!

    [–] Per Windhorst: “Lebron playing at 280 pounds; groin injury hurt his conditioning program” NothingsShocking 2 points ago in nba

    I feel like you woooshed but maybe you are trying to reverse wooosh me? It’s so hard to tell with all these kids who don’t get jokes on Reddit these days. Woooshing is at an all time high these days.

    [–] Per Windhorst: “Lebron playing at 280 pounds; groin injury hurt his conditioning program” NothingsShocking 38 points ago in nba

    The news has been saying 6’3 Trump at 245 is obese. So if you prorate Trumps height vs Lebrons and then proportionally calculate the obesity factor, it’s pretty much equivalent. Lebron is obese based on maths.

    [–] Ooooh. Let me get that ! NothingsShocking 13 points ago in funny

    Huh if we can make dog powered treadmills, we can make dog powered windmills and renewable energy. Looks like we’re onto something here

    [–] WH press secretary Sarah Sanders interviewed by special counsel's office NothingsShocking 1 points ago in politics

    As much as I despise The Hog, I will say this. The press secretary’s job is to spin. I don’t think anyone is stupid enough to believe that any press secretary would ever just come out and say something like “yeah huh, well you got a point there Jim that was really dumb of us to do that. It didn’t work and quite frankly I don’t know what we were thinking. Welp we’ve learned from that debacle and hopefully we won’t fuck up like that again hahaha”

    [–] Cochem Castle, Germany. Photo by Altug Galip. NothingsShocking 2 points ago in MostBeautiful

    makes me think of that scene from Planes Tranes and Automobiles where John Candy's like, come on, sing a song, so Steve Martin's like 3 coins in a fountain, each of them...what you don't know this song? fine you sing a song and John Candy goes Flintstones, meet the Flintstones...and the whole bus joins in.

    [–] Pretty much. NothingsShocking 2 points ago in WhitePeopleTwitter

    oh my God Chase is the absolute worst. Never, ever ever again.

    [–] he done it! NothingsShocking 2 points ago in spaceporn

    Literally spaceporn. Well done.

    [–] Want some shrimp NothingsShocking 1 points ago in funny

    Actually they didn’t have a smell pleasing to the Lord. You see it had to pass his smell test. No joke it actually says that. So Jews follow it to the word because God dictates which animals are clean and which are “dirty”. Then when the New Testament came out, Christians said oh Jesus said it’s ok to ignore all the old rules because the Lord speaks through him now and He says that whatever with that clean animal and dirty animal bullshit. Eat whatever you want just as long as you accept him as your savior. But Jews of course didn’t buy into all that because they’re like no no he’s not the savior nope nope, ignore ignore we still follow the rules in the Bible ok? There’s only one. Not this New Testament bullshit ok?

    [–] Two brothers won the lottery on the same day. NothingsShocking 0 points ago in pics

    Remember when I said I’m gonna remember this! that time you ate my last beef bowl I was saving in the fridge Bob? And you said fuck off Jim does it look like I give a shit and then you laughed? Yeah well I remember. I remember it well.

    [–] Not another one NothingsShocking 3 points ago in WhitePeopleTwitter

    I'm a PEOPLE PERSON!

    [–] I will watch the most upvoted movie in this thread tonight, and post a review in the morning NothingsShocking 1 points ago in movies

    haha actually what I meant was someone (you) posted it already, before I could. but yes, awesome movie, one of my favorite sci fi movies.

    [–] NSFL. Raw confusion. NothingsShocking 2 points ago in WTF

    9/10 would watch again

    [–] Um, actually it's $22 trillion sweaty NothingsShocking 3 points ago in woooosh

    Ehh what if we throw in North Dakota for 5 trillion more?

    [–] Positive people, when you go to bed at night, how do you put a bad day behind you? NothingsShocking 9 points ago in AskReddit

    Pendleton! Kindly prepare my evening blunt. Oh and bring me some of those crepes from Le Petite, they’ll go well with my l’eau de coco.