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    [–] Judge says Deutsche Bank, Capital One can give Trump financial records to House Democrats NothingsShocking 1 points ago in politics

    It’s like that movie war dogs. Everything got fucked up because he didn’t pay those dudes who redid all that shit for them.

    [–] I'm disappointed in KD today NothingsShocking 1 points ago in nba

    No you don’t agree. Why did you say you agree? You just said that we know damn well Chris can’t say what he said without a solid source. Then the next commenter says bullshit. Media members make shit up all the time. Then you say you agree. Which is it? The fuck? I say media guys will quote any source however unreliable just to get a scoop. Just last week I think we learned one of Stephen As sources was a maid. Forgot if it was him but I think it was.

    [–] New Documents Show Mueller Knew Trump Was Writing Secret Checks To Michael Cohen In 2017 NothingsShocking 1 points ago in politics

    He always makes me laugh when he says shit like this and follows it up with “you guys should know better than anyone”. It’s like if he said I don’t drink Diet Coke, don’t drink it, never have, you guys should know better than anyone. I don’t play golf , never have, never even held a driver before, you guys should know better than anyone.

    [–] Someone loves their pets NothingsShocking 5 points ago in funny

    So we can look forward to 250 more years of Mitch McConnell then? Just great

    [–] Someone loves their pets NothingsShocking 19 points ago in funny

    Wtf it really survived that long. Wow

    [–] u/dauid, director of Shazam and Lights Out, chimes in on the history of movie opening credits and his own experience with them NothingsShocking 10 points ago in bestof

    Ha that’s pretty cool. Made me think of I think it was Napoleon Dynamite where the names were like ketchup written on the lunch tray or something and then next would be something else and every name was different. I remember thinking huh we’ll that’s kind of different and cool. Never realized actors would get worked up about stuff like that. But makes sense once you think about it.

    [–] Why, Just Why? NothingsShocking 46 points ago in funny

    Do you know how many dogs are starving in Africa you ungrateful bitch?

    [–] [The Onion] Employee Using Up Sick Days Before Leaving Company NothingsShocking 1 points ago in nba

    Think about this strategy for a minute. He gets a first hand look at how the team preps without him on the team. He is at every meeting taking notes. Ready to use against them once he joins the Knicks. And he still gets a ring.

    [–] Honestly, he should just go for it NothingsShocking 3 points ago in pics

    There’s no way his head is so round and smooth like that. It’s probably more blockish and uneven.

    [–] What’s a reasonable excuse after you got caught masturbating? NothingsShocking 0 points ago in AskReddit

    I was researching for a role in my new movie. I had to know what it felt like. Pleasuring yourself, how odd. Do people really do that? Well now I know, it’s not quite like real sex. Glad I got that out of the way.

    [–] Oh Shit NothingsShocking 4 points ago in funny

    Go to bed Mater

    [–] Not KenM on Homeless Valedictorian NothingsShocking 12 points ago in NotKenM

    I think the dude who did the 5th Element recently did a movie about this guy. Haven’t watched it yet but heard it was good.

    [–] Trump tactics to conceal his finances begin to fall apart NothingsShocking 28 points ago in politics

    Well 3 out of 4 are dead so I don’t think they’re able to cheer for anything really.

    [–] If it’s 0 degrees today, and it will be twice as cold tomorrow... how cold will it be? NothingsShocking 18 points ago in AskReddit

    Well that’s actually wrong. You are assuming double means measuring from zero. What if it were 35 degrees? If it were twice as cold then it would be 70? Or would it be 17.5? It’s an unanswerable question because they did not provide a comparison point to measure against. I get that it was a joke but to say when you actually focus in school, as if to confirm that was correct math, that’s just ridiculous.

    [–] Makes sense NothingsShocking 28 points ago in funny

    There’s that word again. Is there something wrong with the earths gravitational pull?