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    [–] Does any restaurant have a decent French Onion Soup around here? OGMoonster 4 points ago in Eugene

    Marche provisions in the 5th street market has a very good french onion.

    [–] Introverts of Reddit what social interaction makes your “battery” down to 0% immediately? OGMoonster 2 points ago in AskReddit

    Any sort of small talk ever. I don't mind having meaningful conversations with folks but having to come up with shit to talk about with people that I don't know is the #1 reason that I don't go out anymore.

    [–] Me [24F] called the cops on my [30M] drunk BF after he slapped my my phone out of my hands multiple times in an Uber and punched two holes in my wall. Now that he got out he is acting like an entirely different person. Should I believe he changed? Did I do the right thing by calling the cops? OGMoonster 1 points ago * (lasted edited 16 days ago) in relationships

    A stable individual would look at a situation where they put another person's safety in jeopardy and give the other person space to be safe away from them while they sort out their own shit, not cling to you like you're their only salvation.

    If he wants to change he will be able to do it on his own, and No, two days in jail does not a new person make.

    He was also hitting up some other girl that night, drunk does not forgive your actions, or turn you into a different person. It just makes it easier to see what that person would otherwise be hiding.

    DON'T FALL FOR THIS TRAP, if he can get the help he needs on his own and he can come back to you a better man, then maybe, but it actually takes work on his part, and it doesnt sound like he's the type to do work.

    [–] What screams "I'm uneducated"? OGMoonster 4 points ago in AskReddit

    My boyfriend likes to talk in movie theatures. Sometimes it useful funny comments. Sometimes he gets a little too high before we come out and now something in the movie has set him on a long quasi self examination and existential crisis. In a loud whisper so the people in front of us can hear.

    [–] Fall/Halloween Books OGMoonster 3 points ago in booksuggestions

    A Discovery of Witches. By Deborah Harkness brilliant trilogy and a really great read. Has deamons, witches and vampires. Perfect for Halloween spirit.

    [–] Looking for graphic novels for a Pokémon-obsessed seven year old who doesn’t love reading OGMoonster 2 points ago in booksuggestions

    Also, I got my nieces involved with reading "the magic treehouse" series. Hundreds of books and easy reads for someone who is just starting out.

    [–] Looking for graphic novels for a Pokémon-obsessed seven year old who doesn’t love reading OGMoonster 1 points ago in booksuggestions

    Maybe Naruto manga? Is a slightly different reading style. Generally you start from the back of the book and read forward... but the story is a really good one, there are thousands of books and you really have to read parts of it to get what is going on... the pictures won't do all the work.

    [–] Chased someone off trying to steal this bike, was unlocked at a bike rack downtown. PM me if it's yours and you can have it back. OGMoonster 3 points ago in Eugene

    I know I am going to simplify down decades of twisting and manipulation and changes that have occured, but in general I was under the impression that

    the conservative ideal was for LESS government involvement. Lower taxes and less government spending on social programs....

    while the liberal standpoint WANTED government intervention, social programs inacted to help those in need... so on and so forth.

    So while I do agree, the system has failed at doing their job; protecting the people, and affecting change when it is needed; I don't agree that it is just the democratic vote that has caused it.

    I view EVERYONE at fault for not being able to come up with a plan that would work without pushing their personal political agenda along with it.

    The solution isnt inherently Republican or Democrat but IS inherently HUMAN. And as soon as you add labels (Democrat or Republican) into the mix YOU have lost. There are people on BOTH sides who will not vote due to the affiliation with another party....

    I think as a city we will be able to come up with a solution, and I don't think everyone is going to be happy with it, but fuck the party system. It is causing more problems than it is helping at this point....

    Just look at the responses your one comment spawned, is that helping?

    [–] My [16F] friends [15-17 M&F] constantly mock me or get irritated when I show up at the time we agreed. They call me a "robot" for not understanding. Am I the problem? OGMoonster 2 points ago in relationships

    I am 27. My friends and I hang out every week for Taco night which is at 7PM each Thursday night. Some people text us to say that they are going to be late with an apology and a wish that we save them some tacos, but food starts at 7.

    If they arent there when it starts and we haven't heard from them, we assume that something came up and they arent coming, sorry no food for you. Being on time is NOTHING to be ashamed of. It is SO much better than being a Flake.

    They do not know the importance of being on time yet and please don't let them beat that out of you. Any job that you get in the future, any appointment that you have to keep, a date.... you have to be on time for those. It shows enthusiasm, excitement, and commitment. You are NOT a robot.

    "Failure on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part."

    [–] Me [34 M] with my new GF [35/F] of all of a week, how do I bring up hygiene? OGMoonster 20 points ago in relationships

    Never enough space to shave and the fight over the water spray can be in winter, deadly

    [–] Me [34 M] with my new GF [35/F] of all of a week, how do I bring up hygiene? OGMoonster 2 points ago in relationships

    My ex boyfriend had a serious problem with hygiene. Somehow having false teeth (he was 16) gave him an excuse to NEVER brush his teeth. Plaque would build up around his mouth, visible to literally everyone, and because he never brushed his teeth I think he also just forgot about all of the other hygienic things that you are supposed to do to stay healthy. It was fucking disgusting. Even now years after being with him I have a phobia of saliva because I attribute it to his mouth. He never listened to me. The hints didn't work and to this day I whish I would have left sooner to save me the scaring that I recieved from his inability to do the necessary adjustments to stay in a relationship with me.

    [–] Meet baby Mr. Bigglesworth OGMoonster 1 points ago in Eyebleach

    He is adorable!!! I really want one. Its weird, right? To really want a sphinx? But I love their faces and pawsy-wasies. I just want to cuddle them

    [–] Soap dispensing shower head OGMoonster 0 points ago in interestingasfuck

    Drowning in soap bubbles!!!

    [–] Fireworks or gunshots? OGMoonster 1 points ago in Eugene

    We have had three mass shootings in this country just over the past few days, but I'm the asshole for making sure everyone's okay when some Dick-head sets off fireworks at 12AM. I was on college hill... the timing was suspiciously close to gun shots, and I remember the sound of the gun going off in the Whitaker a few years ago.... I'll never forget that sound.

    [–] What’s the best thing to tell someone who cut in line? OGMoonster 1 points ago in AskReddit

    You can't cut me, who do you think you are? John Malkovich?

    [–] a book you wish you read at 16, OGMoonster 5 points ago in booksuggestions

    The Lioness Rampant series. I found it later in life and you best believe that I've reread that series at least 5 or 6 times.... but I really with I would have read it sooner.

    [–] What can just fuck off? OGMoonster 1 points ago in AskReddit

    You can scratch the surface of a mosquito bite and then press fresh apple cider vinegar on the bite. It stings so good and then will stop itching.

    [–] Subtitle and chill OGMoonster 1 points ago in facepalm

    I have to watch with subtitles, seriously hate missing a joke that everyone else got because some jack ass was talking.

    [–] Satan's beverage. OGMoonster 2 points ago in exmormon

    That makes NO sense. The level of discrimination against tea and coffee.... but hot chocolate is okay? And coke? I bet if you dug down you'd find financial ties to the coke company. And red bull..... it's all brainwashing bull shit.