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    [–] Let’s take a moment to appreciate this lovely cow ❤️ Ok-but-why-mister 1 points ago in aww

    Your title sounds like my passive-aggressive aunt giving me a backhanded compliment.

    [–] Reddit, what's your Rule No 1 in life? Ok-but-why-mister 6 points ago in AskReddit

    Dude all these responses have such great pieces of life advice and I’m here sitting on the toilet realizing that my Number 1 Rule is “never pass up an opportunity to use the bathroom”

    [–] Impress your guests with these napkin folds! Ok-but-why-mister 1 points ago in lifehacks

    I don’t know about you guys but my jackass friends would laugh and never let me hear the end of it if they found out I used a curling iron on fucking napkins.

    The bow is cool though

    [–] Complete Bro Ok-but-why-mister 68 points ago in HumansBeingBros

    Oh wow. Thank you for sharing that. You’re the first person I’ve ever wanted to give reddit gold to, because you seem to have a heart of gold. But reflecting on your comment, instead of figuring out how/where to buy reddit gold, I’m going to tip my server extra, going to buy a few gift cards to pass out, going to try to live my life with a little more kindness in my heart.

    Thank you.

    [–] Tour guides of reddit, what is the dumbest question someone asked during a tour? Ok-but-why-mister 20 points ago in AskReddit

    Lmao that just sounds like a miscommunication though.

    Coworker and I were planning a wine and game night, and neither had a preference for either Friday or Saturday.

    Third coworker walks in (they were going to be invited anyway).

    Me: “Hey Dee, we’re planning a wine and game night either this Friday or Saturday. Can you make it?”

    Dee: yeah, sounds fun!

    Me, asking about the day of the week: Do you have a preference?

    Dee: Oh I like all wines.

    [–] My Brother went camping and sent me this. Ok-but-why-mister 1 points ago in Wellthatsucks

    From the comments I gather the trailer is on fire but this picture kind of looks like a Lego set to me. I don’t know what visual cues are fucking up my depth perception, but it just seems like everything here is a toy and/or miniature size.

    [–] Reddit, What’s a secret your job keeps from the public? Ok-but-why-mister 10 points ago in AskReddit

    Are you my sibling? Because my mom told me the same thing almost 20 years ago. I’m closing in on 30 and I was today years old that I realized that there’s another purpose for those containers.

    [–] If you got paid $10,000 per lb. You get one punch, and you have to knock the animal unconscious or dead. What’s the biggest animal you would choose? Ok-but-why-mister 9217 points ago in AskReddit

    Elementary aged human

    Very PC way of saying you'd knock out a kid for $60k

    Edit: Wait no $600k. Damn that's a lot of money. My conscience can quelled for that much. I'll just pick an annoying kid then lol

    [–] What is something unique an ex-girlfriend/boyfriend did that you really miss? Ok-but-why-mister 546 points ago in AskMen

    Lmfao all the other responses are about cute things girls would do and you’re here like “her bed was super comfy”

    I get it though. Had an ex who would make killer banana bread and lasagna. God I miss that.

    [–] Got this tattoo a couple years ago but thought I should share it here!⚯͛ △⃒⃘ Ok-but-why-mister 31 points ago in harrypotter

    Absolutely agree! He told an entire audience of people "Hey, I'm the master of the Elder Wand." I always thought that was just an invitation to be disarmed.

    When they first found out about the Hallows, it's what Ron said people shouldn't do when they get the wand, go around saying "Hey, I've got an unbeatable wand, come and have a go if you think you're hard enough!"

    [–] Hagrid’s hut is perfect at Universal Studios Ok-but-why-mister 18 points ago in harrypotter

    I guess I'll be that guy too.

    Hagrid got Norbert in Book 1, not Book 4. The dragons in Book 4 were for the Triwizard Tournament.

    [–] Me and my daughter Ellie planted a tree this evening. Ok-but-why-mister 15 points ago in pics

    This is my favorite subreddit because

    1) I love trees

    2) I just picture some grouchy old guy (like the Pepperdrige Farm Remembers guy) getting mad that r/trees was already taken thinking “that’ll show em” when naming it r/MarijuanaEnthusiasts

    [–] [Serious] People who have heard people's dying last words, what were those words? Ok-but-why-mister 3 points ago in AskReddit

    What an odd request. Did he experience suicide ideation? Or was he more the fatherly type that didn't want you to see him die? Or was he just a smartass who said this after you did something clumsy like spill a drink on yourself? I'm so intrigued.

    [–] What’s a secret your SO still doesn’t know about you, and why have you kept it secret? Ok-but-why-mister 8 points ago in AskReddit

    I have a bunch of siblings so my parents accidentally left us in a quite a few places, but at the highway rest stop? NEVER! My mom had this fear we were going to get kidnapped, stuffed into a truck, and the truck was going to drive far, far away and we'd never be found.

    I'm almost 30 and I'm still scared of getting kidnapped at a highway rest stop.

    [–] What's that one product that is completely worth your money? Ok-but-why-mister 103 points ago in AskReddit

    I have four siblings very close in age. “MOM!” was yelled out a lot when we were kids. She did pretty well considering. Anyway, she had a hard rule about not bothering her when she was eating, when she was sleeping, or when she was in the bathroom.

    [–] Molly and Harry Ok-but-why-mister 27 points ago in harrypotter

    In at least two of the books, when the Weasleys take their kids and Harry to the platform, Molly hugs Harry twice. In one Harry thought she did it by accident since she hugged everyone at random. The next year, he realizes she did it on purpose. Molly has so much love to give, and I think she often tries to overcompensate for the lack of parental love in Harry’s life.

    I don’t think Harry realizes how much she loves him. He wondered in OotP, if when Molly and Arthur found out he, Harry, had given the twins the money for the joke shop, whether she would still feel if he was “as good as” her own son. In another occasion, I remember reading “Mrs. Weasley gave him a hug he did not feel he deserved.” Poor kid has been no neglected he thinks he needs to earn hugs.

    Molly truly is amazing.

    In another occasion, when Charlie is showing Hagrid the dragons, Charlie imitates his mom by saying “I thought they had put an age limit. I thought they were all safe!” I always felt that she reacted the same way to Harry’s name coming out of the goblet as any of her other kids’ names. Because by that point, Harry already was, irrevocably, as good as her own.

    [–] Molly and Harry Ok-but-why-mister 18 points ago in harrypotter

    THIS. This is one of my favorite Molly/Harry parts. I love Molly. Her default mode is to give love. She immediately recognized he needed some. She hasn’t even spoken to him, and she’s already protecting him by telling Ginny that no, she can’t go “take a look.”