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    [–] Why do Jews hate the beer Jesus made? Okitsu 3 points ago in 3amjokes

    Wouldn't they love his beer then?

    [–] [Poetry] Nice Cock Okitsu 2 points ago in youtubehaiku

    Knight and knife also had the k sound at one point. People ignored it.

    We killed the k before, we'll kill it again.

    [–] Jim Carrey's grinch face Okitsu 1 points ago in oddlyterrifying

    Apparently his makeup artist also needed therapy after dealing with him being a nightmare. It was 8 hour makeup sessions so this artist was put through hell to keep him content.

    Seems kind of like Jim might just be a bit horrible to work with when he's losing his mind for various reasons.

    [–] Cups that are designed to represent their portion size. Okitsu 2 points ago in DesignPorn

    I don't know what the rule is on reposts here, but this was here just an hour before yours and was already a repost from 6 months ago.

    [–] Measuring cups in the fractions they measure. Okitsu 222 points ago in DesignPorn

    It looks like they gave each one a slightly smaller footprint too so they still fit inside each other.

    [–] 🔥 Termites and ants going about their business, separated by a line of soldiers from each. 🔥 Okitsu 1 points ago in NatureIsFuckingLit

    Convergence is when multiple creatures evolve similar characteristics, usually because they are high success rate strategies.

    For example, insects, birds, some mammals and some reptiles, all evolved flight independently. Actual flight almost exclusively uses flapping wings. Divergent flight is things like plants with seeds that fly in the wind or stick to birds, or spiders flying with web strands.

    [–] Bower of a Satin Bowerbird. Male Bowerbirds build this to attract the female. Okitsu 15 points ago in likeus

    Or it found a bin behind a coffee shop with a ton of blue in it and took advantage. Doesn't seem that far-fetched.

    [–] got my vote Okitsu 2 points ago in bonehealingjuice

    Actually, big companies are political powers due to capitalism. These companies actually have started wars and directly caused deaths.

    Good ol' bananas and chocolate. The world is more complex than can be described on reddit posts about "communism bad, capitalism good", but everyone wants to make a big problem look easy.

    [–] 🔥 Bear released back into the wild is ready to go 🔥 Okitsu 2 points ago in NatureIsFuckingLit

    People can hoard all the downvotes they want, it's not costing me anything.

    [–] This Cigarette Box to Deter Smoking Okitsu 0 points ago in DesignPorn

    I really just want to make this clear, I'm not talking about criminalizing being a smoker and putting people in jail for smoking. I never said that. I said we should make the sale illegal because it is people turning a profit at the expense of their clients' health. That is evil.

    If it is criminalized and someone sells cigarettes illegally, they are willfully hurting people who should be getting treatment or getting better tools to deliver their vice. They should go to jail for their non-violent offense, as they are harming others indirectly by willful choice.

    [–] This Cigarette Box to Deter Smoking Okitsu 0 points ago in DesignPorn

    I still don't see this as banning drugs. Cigarettes are not a drug, they are a terrible vehicle for the actual drugs in the cigarette. The association of the effect with the cigarette is a common misconception because of the attachment it creates.

    This isn't about criminalizing drugs, this is about criminalizing something that pretty much everyone recognizes as one of the leading causes of death. People could still smoke via black markets and by creating their own cigarettes, but shutting down massive manufacturers will have a significant impact on the population of smokers. Subsidize safe and authorized vaping, make it more convenient and more financially viable.

    [–] This Cigarette Box to Deter Smoking Okitsu 1 points ago in DesignPorn

    No, because I'm not an authority, though I hope I can convince and support people. I never mean to tell you what you can't do, but I strongly urge against smoking (and even more against smoking around others). My grandmother has just died from a throat cancer from years of smoking through a tracheotomy hole. Shortly before her death she was willing to risk literally bursting into flames from her oxygen machine. She was actually forced to quit, though her lungs were obviously already dying.

    A law however can actually tell people what they cannot do with their body. A government can make the sale of dangerous goods illegal. They currently don't due to massive lobbying from the corporations fueling this literally toxic industry.

    People will still smoke, but the numbers will drop significantly, and quality of many peoples lives especially in future generations will rise. This is the logical thing to do, but it would be a notable decrease in government earnings from said industry. Nicotine and other stimulants like caffeine will still be available in other, less suicidal ways.

    [–] This Cigarette Box to Deter Smoking Okitsu 1 points ago * (lasted edited 2 months ago) in DesignPorn

    They aren't addicted to cigarettes, they're addicted to nicotine. I covered that specifically by saying that there are a variety of much safer ways to do this. Cutting people off of smoking cold-turkey and forcing them to use alternative methods (patches, vaporizers, gum) is way less harmful than continuing to allow them to inhale tar.

    For example, I can't say the same about booze because alcohol is the most harmful part of the drink, but nicotine is absolutely not the most harmful part of a cigarette. I wouldn't say "ban booze" because I think that's hazardous and naive.

    Governments around the world could actually subsidize swapping to more expensive vaporizers for addicts and would save money on the massive health-care costs involved in caring for people who spent their lives smoking. Lung cancer ain't cheap.

    [–] This Cigarette Box to Deter Smoking Okitsu -4 points ago in DesignPorn

    Not sure why this is downvoted, they could actually do that now that alternatives allow addicts to get their nicotine fix in a variety of much safer ways.

    Actual cigarettes should be illegal to sale, it's outright unethical at this point.

    [–] This Cigarette Box to Deter Smoking Okitsu 37 points ago * (lasted edited 2 months ago) in DesignPorn

    If you're someone who would argue that, then you should not be allowed to reproduce.

    Edit: Clarity.

    [–] Sorry if it doesn't look good, I just started this year. Okitsu 1 points ago in animation

    I'm sure everyone on here knows about them, but learning the "12 principles" of animation is a good way to get the fundamentals.

    Here's a rundown by a well-known stick animator of "animator vs animation" fame:

    [–] Sorry if it doesn't look good, I just started this year. Okitsu 3 points ago in animation

    Another tip, you want to give wind-up and impact animations to actions.

    So in this animation the figure could crouch before the jumps (to spring up and perform the ollie) and crouch when they land back on the ground (to catch their fall).

    [–] This very good girl named Scout donates blood to help save dogs who need it Okitsu 3 points ago in dogswithjobs

    The kind of hospital that sees the mistreatment of one animal as a tool to save the lives of many other animals.

    I'm not saying it's fair but you have to recognize that this dog was given a home and food instead of being left on the streets to be euthanized whenever it was caught. Instead they managed to adopt it out to a loving family, even though it took a while.

    Ethics is a weird game to play, and most people still eat meat despite the obvious problems. The fact is that we'll never have actual consent from a dog to donate blood as they are incapable of giving it, just as we'll never get it from a horse used to create antivenoms or a chicken laying eggs.

    [–] 🔥 my sister-in-law was bitten by a Krait and nearly died! I've never even heard of the fuckers! Okitsu 2 points ago in NatureIsFuckingLit

    but can provide no proof for reasons.

    Ah yes, because we all keep irrefutable proof for all of my life experiences, especially those concerning hazardous animals.

    You're right that it's less likely, but it's certainly plausible.

    [–] Cheez-it bowl logo, hosted in Arizona, hence the desert design inside of the cheez-it Okitsu 1 points ago in DesignPorn

    Yea but this isn't like hiding a bear in the negative space of the toblerone logo's mountain. The product is a square and they could've put literally anything they wanted inside of the square. Then they plastered CHEEZ-IT BOWL on top and crowded the otherwise nice (but not particularly impressive) logo. I guess being orange makes it kind of like the desert?


    [–] [Poetry] Are you homophobic? Okitsu 1 points ago in youtubehaiku

    I thought it was pretty clever. Many comedians will tell you that comedy is about being relatable because it hinges on understanding, but you don't need 100% of jokes to hit 80% of the population in their funny bone. That's not what makes you a good comedian and it's not what makes a good joke.

    [–] [Poetry] Come get me Okitsu 5 points ago in youtubehaiku

    It was timestamped to trim it to 30 seconds.