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    [–] Pyramid schemes at it again OsonoHelaio 2 points ago in antiMLM

    I love how they always say regular people are just making their boss rich, as if they aren't making their mlm company heads ridiculously rich while they "work" 24/7.

    [–] Were you ever that 1 in 1,000,000? If so, what's your story? OsonoHelaio 1 points ago in AskReddit

    My SSN is one in a billion. But sadly, I can't share the amazingness of it:-p

    [–] Were you ever that 1 in 1,000,000? If so, what's your story? OsonoHelaio 3 points ago in AskReddit

    Haha, I was gonna come on here to say I hit the birthing jackpot, too. I've had almost everything happen... But the greatest failing of my body that I roundly cursed for years was my inability to go into labor on my own. It just. Would. Not. Then with my last baby, my first girl, my cervix that had been damaged at some point failed, the emergency cerclage surgery failed (for the first time in my ob's career). We almost lost her at 20 weeks. But what saved her? My body still refused to go into labor, that labor that was triggered by the failed cerclage petered out on the delivery floor, and we managed to keep her in three more weeks till viability when she started to fall out of the womb. My inability to labor that I'd hated all these years saved the life of my daughter. Her first birthday was this past week and she is a very happy baby.

    [–] We are now less than 45 days from April Fool's Day. What 'long con' pranks should be started around now? OsonoHelaio 1 points ago in AskReddit

    Great success at just one thing doesn't make them qualified to criticize other people. The Harvard roommate is clearly a failure at most other things like being a good friend or even a barely decent person. There are tons of massively successful assholes out there: look at Amy Klobuchar. If she ever tries to run for president, boy I hope they dig up her treatment of her staff. Look at how many successful surgeons have road rage incidents. I'd rather be the lower middle class stay at home mom nobody that I am and doing my best to be a good person than someone who is that successful, and outright rotten.

    [–] Why are the khajiit the best. OsonoHelaio 2 points ago in elderscrollsonline

    I love a good story, and their bizarre lore is really different from a lot of the traditional medieval fantasy type stuff. I like the Argonian and dunmer lore as well, and the tragic story of the snow elves. But besides loving stealth/bow and dagger/thief playstyle, half the fun of playing a Khajiit in eso are the cat jokes. The female redguard dance makes my Warden look like she's scratching a litterbox:-p.

    [–] Pls sir, can I trouble you for sausages? OsonoHelaio 2 points ago in aww

    Lol it looks like the poor khajiit beggars around alinor.

    [–] What’s something you wish was in ESO? OsonoHelaio 1 points ago in elderscrollsonline

    There's a golden vendor in cyrodiil on weekends that rotates stock. Monster heads/shoulders are 100k and infused trait.

    [–] So I think I may have a problem OsonoHelaio 1 points ago in elderscrollsonline

    Maybe this is sleeps on bridges:-p his log hours must be insane.

    [–] Lazy but smart babysiyter OsonoHelaio 1 points ago in funny

    When I was a kid we would have just conspired to split the money, then dropped it and split it right away.

    [–] Shrine to Sithis OsonoHelaio 9 points ago in elderscrollsonline

    Just make sure you don't get any birds nesting in there

    [–] Sleeps-On-Bridges has a partner and I cant be happier than this OsonoHelaio 6 points ago in elderscrollsonline

    If someone rolls a toon called that and comes to the bridge and glarnir smoke bombs sleeps I will laugh so hard

    [–] ffs Todd OsonoHelaio 2 points ago in funny

    Todd is the nerd male karen

    [–] Sleeps-On-Bridges has a partner and I cant be happier than this OsonoHelaio 13 points ago in elderscrollsonline

    It is either a literal "imperial" or common tongue translation of their saxhleel names or a nickname given to them, rather like how a lot of the Korean and Japanese students at my school growing up took on "English" names to be called. And yes, Argonians and khajiit are considered native species, though there is, lorewise, academic debate on whether the khajiit derive from an ancient cat race or the mer.

    [–] When you see a wild u/shittymorph post OsonoHelaio 5 points ago in shittymorph

    The very first Reddit post I ever looked at had a shittymorph in the comment section. Haven't seen one in the wild since.

    [–] Good work OsonoHelaio 2 points ago in gifs

    Horrible creatures!