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    [–] Oof Pelican_Perched 1 points ago in facepalm

    Honestly, he looks like 14, but not 10

    [–] Local paper headline Pelican_Perched 1 points ago in iamatotalpieceofshit

    Coffin with heat lamps and slowly bump up the temperature

    [–] Since I can't play on your phone i will destroy it Pelican_Perched 1 points ago in entitledparents

    Tbh i really want to have such an encounter so that i can have an excuse to beat someone and then make them pay for it

    [–] EM screams bloody murder for me getting food. Pelican_Perched 1 points ago in entitledparents

    Welp some people really need to have their spines pulled out from their nostrils

    [–] Cyan-ide! Pelican_Perched 3 points ago in entitledparents

    Cool, cyanide is my favourite chemical, also i love poisoning people with it. Kinda surprised that em even knew what cyainide is

    [–] These tattoos Pelican_Perched -3 points ago in trashy

    Schutzstaffel

    Ps: reddit is having a maintenance soon (approximately 1 hour), itll be down for around 20 mins

    [–] These tattoos Pelican_Perched -8 points ago in trashy

    What does the double ss on his left leg mean?

    [–] What's an injury you sustained, and lied about how it actually happened, because it was too embarrassing? Pelican_Perched 1 points ago in AskReddit

    I was playing basketball in my bedroom(lel) and i just slipped and did something to my ankle. Never went to the GP, couldnt walk two and a half weeks, but it cured

    [–] A 5 year old HAS to have my $600 fountain pen Pelican_Perched 2 points ago in entitledparents

    Cool pens, i like them but problem is that i write with my left hand and all writing goes to shit after i accidentally (every time) wipe the page with my arm