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    [–] Haven't Talked To You in 10 years? PenguinsPuffin 43 points ago in creepyPMs

    You may be right. However, I struggle to believe having a open and frank conversation about appropriate behavior would have resonated with him.

    [–] Haven't Talked To You in 10 years? PenguinsPuffin 626 points ago in creepyPMs

    I know!! That was the worst part!

    [–] What is the most fucked/messsed up thing you have ever witnessed? PenguinsPuffin 7 points ago in AskReddit

    Im an operations manager at an airport working outside in the middle of summer. I hear tires trying to brake, and as I look up, I see a motorcycle and a woman fly over a concert barrier. The woman hit hers face square on a guardrail and the bike lands on top her. When I get to her she isn't wearing a helmet and the bones in her face are so broken I can't tell her age. Her pulse is slow and I am trying to keep her awake. While I'm asking her general questions she just keeps repeating, "Am I ok?" I tell her that she is fine while her cheek bone is sticking out of her face.

    [–] Triumphant Thursday Thread for the week of February 16, 2017 PenguinsPuffin 10 points ago in personalfinance

    I was given a small promotion with a 4,500 raise this week. I put half of it into my 401k and the other half into savings.

    [–] Just a little rant - I'm tired of straight men not respecting lesbian relationships PenguinsPuffin 4 points ago in actuallesbians

    Yes, I did. Except the "eased" part. I announced to the entire bar that he likes to pretend he's a woman.

    [–] As a bi woman, how do I tactfully respond to a lesbian I'm flirting with when she starts grilling me about my attraction levels? PenguinsPuffin 5 points ago in actuallesbians

    It's unfortunate you had to spend your night justifying your sexuality to this person instead of getting to know each other. She seems pretty insecure about something, and maybe justifiably so. However, if the roles were reversed and I had to explain to a bi girl why I'm a lesbian I would politely tell her to fuck off.

    [–] Just a little rant - I'm tired of straight men not respecting lesbian relationships PenguinsPuffin 13 points ago in actuallesbians

    I once had one of my guy best friends make a dating profile as a girl and try to date me. When I confronted him about it, he said he thought he could ease me into a relationship with him. Never ceases to amaze me.

    [–] 2 months/6 months PenguinsPuffin 1 points ago in GermanShepherd

    Yesss! I love them before they grow into their ears and are still awkward in their bodies!!! So cute!!!

    [–] Has Anyone Found An WL Weller PenguinsPuffin 1 points ago in Louisville

    I know! I took that 12 year for granted! Thanks for the tip!

    [–] Has Anyone Found An WL Weller PenguinsPuffin 1 points ago in Louisville

    Hey, thanks! It's worth a try!

    [–] A startled baby white Tiger PenguinsPuffin 24 points ago in aww

    You really snuck that second tiger in there.

    [–] What Next...? PenguinsPuffin 2 points ago in personalfinance

    This is a 401k but they do have an option for stock purchase plan. And I don't know the reason for the cap. The only answer they have given me is, "Because I started at the company fully vested."

    [–] What do you get for free that people pay for? PenguinsPuffin 1 points ago in AskReddit

    A cellphone and a car - so no paying for gas, insurance, repairs, or taxes.

    [–] Archer in cross stitch. A brilliant gift from my partner. She's a keeper. PenguinsPuffin 1 points ago in ArcherFX

    My partner stitched a scene from Pitch Perfect for me on our first Christmas. That's when I knew she was the one. I'd say you should lock that down!

    [–] ENFP as an Executive Recruiter PenguinsPuffin 1 points ago in ENFP

    Hiring manager for a very large Fortunate 500 company here and yes, yes, yes! This is my bread a butter! I've had huge success within my company because I've very easily, identified if a candidate possesses the qualities to be successful. I've been wrong a few time, and my recruiters hate me sometimes because We disagree, but overall I've been able to build very successful team! Go for it!