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    [–] What’s the dumbest thing your significant other has said or done? PerceivedSlight 1 points ago in AskReddit

    Then you have to gather it all up and flap it about your head until it develops

    [–] Stop making everything multiplayer, I don't have friends, you assholes PerceivedSlight 1 points ago in gaming

    I know its an app but the only achievement I havent unlocked in duolingo is the invite a friend achievement. And forevermore it shall be.

    [–] What's the most ridiculous thing you fantasize about on a semi-regular basis? PerceivedSlight 1 points ago in AskReddit

    I'm going through a divorce and have been living with my parents for 8 months now. I can't wait for this to be over and to start fresh (ive got no kids).
    I fantasize about having my own living space, and a routine.
    Sometimes I wonder how Im going to stock my kitchen or waking up on saturdays and cleaning my place.
    It seems so serene and tranquil.

    [–] Another Small Update to MIL takes a deep dive into the Anti-Vaxxer Abyss PerceivedSlight 5 points ago in JUSTNOMIL

    Even "Im allergic tho" doesnt just mean the risk doesnt matter. She's allergic? Oh well nuts guess, to make the safest choice for the baby, you wont be able to see them until they can get vaccinated.
    This isn't some playground "its not fair!" thing.

    [–] The eggs of this Asian House Gecko PerceivedSlight 1 points ago in mildlyinteresting

    First time my aunt butchered a farm chicken herself and found the immature eggs in it she couldn't eat eggs for weeks after.

    [–] AITA for not asking a friend to be a bridesmaid because of her body? PerceivedSlight 3 points ago in AmItheAsshole

    We live 4000km apart. My mom recently told me that my sister has told her she thinks I hate her. Mind you, she hasnt talked to me about it. Mom wants me to take the initiative to show her I don't hate her.
    This is how you produce asshole kids.
    I don't hate her. I just dropped the rope. I don't care to cultivate a relationship with a meanie.

    [–] AITA for not asking a friend to be a bridesmaid because of her body? PerceivedSlight 17 points ago in AmItheAsshole

    I have huge breasts. My sister purposely picked "modest" dresses and then when my breasts still looked big in it she gave me shit for 3 months before the wedding. During this time I lost 13 pounds. She still gave me shit on her wedding day and gives me shit about some of the pictures that are "ruined" by my huge boobs.

    [–] Overthinking 101 PerceivedSlight 2 points ago in funny

    I hate that the world is that shitty too. It kind of...rolls that shittiness back a bit though when I can see such care and consideration. I'm sorry our paranoia makes good guys like you feel bad.

    [–] Overthinking 101 PerceivedSlight 12 points ago in funny

    I've seen you guys cross the street and keep walking in the same direction on the other side of the street for blocks. I recognize your silent courtesy and think it's very considerate and sweet.

    [–] Beelzebaby is spending like she’s a Rockefeller PerceivedSlight 3 points ago in JUSTNOMIL

    My ex husbands uncle tried this on me. It didnt even get off the ground. I shut the shit down so hard I broke the sound barrier.

    [–] Man grey rocking is fun! PerceivedSlight 1 points ago in JUSTNOMIL

    People who dont debate in good faith, those who argue to win and rely on eloquence, logical fallacies and technicalities to win, are called Sophists.
    They've been a problem since the dawn of time. Socrates was accused of being a sophist during his trial where he was sentenced to death.
    As soon as I realize someones just arguing as a dick-measuring exercise their opinion immediately loses all meaning to me and I completely check out.

    [–] Lady Hex-A-Lot, with the pig's blood, at my wedding. PerceivedSlight 1 points ago in JUSTNOMIL

    I'm a big fan of the devils advocate. Bare with me.
    Pretend she's a complete idiot.
    Now pretend for a second that she feels justified because driving succubus OP away from innocent DH is a good deed.
    If she felt that way she would think she had 3 times good karma coming her way for banishing evil. No?

    [–] Getting into bed after the wife PerceivedSlight 105 points ago in funny

    You smell nice and your pillow smells like you.

    [–] Rant: I'm your doctor, please stop. PerceivedSlight 41 points ago in TwoXChromosomes

    Oh man, I hung out with a group of ladies aged 25-32 last weekend and we were all exchanging "How to look older to get more respect at work" strategies.

    [–] Rant: I'm your doctor, please stop. PerceivedSlight 1 points ago in TwoXChromosomes

    Fun Fact: The action of throwing someone out a window is called defenestration.