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    [–] Shakedown: Hawaii, the new game by VBlank (Retro City Rampage) releases on May 7th, 2019 Pineapple_Assrape 1 points ago in Games

    The devs got their money from Epic beforehand, I don’t need to support a shit store with my purchase to support them. I’ll buy it on switch or Steam. Maybe when Epic has basic features implemented we can talk, but I’m not keeping track of a road map to see when they put in a shopping cart function. Laughable. Early Access everything, pay now get standard features in a year. Maybe. Check the road map.

    Meanwhile I’ll support great games the way I always did: By buying the game.

    [–] Mortal Kombat 11's content is hidden behind lengthy grind walls Pineapple_Assrape 7 points ago in Games

    It’s still content. It’s also intros and fatalities. That’s fucking content. You also don’t NEED visual gear changes in Diablo, World of Warcraft or similar. It’s just that it’s a huge part of the game to look different and customize your character. You don’t need it, the game works without it...

    And either way, this is obviously content.

    [–] MK11 Switch Gameplay (Docked) Pineapple_Assrape 2 points ago in NintendoSwitch

    Yeah they even make fun of that themselves in interviews, they know it’s ridiculous but that’s part of the fun.

    [–] [i ate] Japanese cheesecake Pineapple_Assrape 1 points ago in food

    Uncle Teeth is leaving messages in your food. Uncle teeth does not compromise. Uncle teeth does not relent.

    [–] Samsung states that broken Galaxy Folds are due to user error, forges ahead with original release date of April 26th Pineapple_Assrape 16 points ago in gadgets

    Downvoted by mindless brand monkeys who don’t want to realize Apple is supporting their phones the longest. (5 year old phones with OS updates. Longer for security updates.)

    [–] Samsung states that broken Galaxy Folds are due to user error, forges ahead with original release date of April 26th Pineapple_Assrape 13 points ago in gadgets

    They didn’t have any widely exploding phones grounding several airplanes causing them to cancel production of a whole product line for one thing.

    [–] RAGE 2 Hands-On Gameplay [No Commentary] Pineapple_Assrape 2 points ago in Games

    I’ve seen some interesting movements in the enemies, but I agree I’m also looking forward to see higher difficulties. But they usually never show these in marketing because they want to show how everyone can be an explosive badass.

    [–] RAGE 2 Hands-On Gameplay [No Commentary] Pineapple_Assrape 12 points ago in Games

    Play doom on higher difficulty and come back to me about that. Doom on highest difficulty tests your reflexes and positioning skills like crazy. You mostly die from one hit, it’s crazy fun.

    I also don’t think this is the reason, since almost every game is this way and people love it. In all popular mainstream FPS games you always kill a ton of people and barely die yourself.

    Higher difficulty settings deliver on what you’re looking for, at least in doom, and they are proper part of the game, no afterthought.

    [–] Is Witchfire the Next Painkiller? No. (The Astronauts Devblog) Pineapple_Assrape 2 points ago in Games

    That’s not „loot“, that’s just a new weapon like in any other game. Getting the shotgun in doom isn’t considered loot.

    [–] Mueller report busts Sarah Sanders for telling blatant lies to America to defend Trump Pineapple_Assrape 2 points ago in worldnews

    Time for a new TIL post. People need to know what kind of scumbags are deciding their and their families fate.

    [–] The Console War is Here. (Gaming magazine from August 1998) Pineapple_Assrape 1 points ago in gaming

    Why would I want to “stop” any device that plays games? I want to play games.

    [–] Adding a password system would really defer theft. Pineapple_Assrape 4 points ago in NintendoSwitch

    They do, but much less. You can look up police stastitics and statements for it. Thefts went way down after this was introduced.

    [–] Adding a password system would really defer theft. Pineapple_Assrape 16 points ago in NintendoSwitch

    “Hardly”. More like “considerably”. Smartphone theft went way down once find my iPhone and activation lock on iPhone was introduced. It basically bricks the device if it’s flagged as lost or stolen by the user and needs a master password to be of any use, even wiping the device doesn’t unlock it. You can look up police statistics and statements for this.

    Stealing an iPhone these days is basically worthless, and a lot of professional thieves skip them. (Unless they are content with having it stripped for parts which brings in considerably less money and needs a different set up for fencing devices. You can’t just sell it anymore).

    [–] Mortal Kombat 11 will require an internet connection to unlock gear and play Towers of Time/Krypt Pineapple_Assrape 6 points ago in NintendoSwitch

    There is. They want to sell you shit. They want to sell you the unlock cheat, instead of you being able to do it yourself. Simple as that.

    [–] Katana Zero has been refused classification in Australia, won't release tomorrow Pineapple_Assrape 17 points ago in NintendoSwitch

    But daddy knows what’s good for me, I‘m only over 30!! Thanks dadddy gubment for saving my soul!! Let me know when I can send my children to war for you daddy.