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    [–] at fooling everyone Pirate_Redbeard 7 points ago in therewasanattempt

    A fake one. Probably

    [–] Chair Wrestling - one of the greatest scenes from one of the greatest films Pirate_Redbeard 1 points ago in videos

    Back in highschool we used to hang in front of the video store all stoned and kept telling people who came to rent movies about Gummo. duude, you gotta see this one movie Gummo, it'll blow your mind, maaan

    Wish I knew how many people actually saw it because of us...

    [–] Reddit, what is the scariest song you've ever heard? Pirate_Redbeard 1 points ago in AskReddit

    The one from 8mm that is playing in Machine's house when the police is raiding it.

    [–] Serves her right Pirate_Redbeard 1 points ago in instant_regret

    Real LPT always in the comments ;-):

    [–] Serves her right Pirate_Redbeard 2 points ago in instant_regret

    The internet loves you 💋

    [–] Surgical precision Pirate_Redbeard 2 points ago in gifs

    *Drogba FTFY (joking)

    [–] Surgical precision Pirate_Redbeard 1 points ago in gifs

    Please elaborate further

    [–] Surgical precision Pirate_Redbeard 13 points ago in gifs

    Duude! That is so dope of you to come through like that 🤘👊 respect

    [–] Serves her right Pirate_Redbeard 1 points ago in instant_regret

    Lol, I am forced to do shit like this all the time. For instance, i park out back too, but the neighbors like cats and animals soo much that we have like 20 cats around the building and they all fucking feed them. Each evening, they all wobble their fat asses over to the parking in the back and then each one picks a car and climbs on the hood and then they stare at each other like some creepy cat congress of doom or what ever the fuck it is they do.

    So, now my car is full of little claw marks all over the paintjob. As opposed to many, many little dents it kept getting when I used to park in front where all the retards from the building keep their cars, that they do not appreciate even in the slightest if one is to judge from their driving "styles".

    There's only so much space, people. Da fuck is going on already

    [–] Surgical precision Pirate_Redbeard 19 points ago in gifs

    we wanna see

    [–] Surgical precision Pirate_Redbeard 1 points ago in gifs

    ooo used to love that one so fucking much... best lan parties after starcraft

    [–] Surgical precision Pirate_Redbeard 2 points ago in gifs

    labrador retriever

    [–] belly breathing Pirate_Redbeard 1 points ago in gifs

    This is yoga not a cheap stunt

    [–] Surgical precision Pirate_Redbeard 1 points ago in gifs

    perhaps the admins know that you're using their computer for reddit? that would be a big no-no if you ask me... so they left you a surprise?