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    [–] 2meirl4meirl Potey 3 points ago in 2meirl4meirl

    Peanut butter is all I live for.

    [–] Working out before or after a night out Potey 112 points ago in Fitness

    I’m a sick fuck, I like that sick pump.

    [–] Will people call the 2020's "the 20's"? Or is that only reserved for the 1920's? I really think we need to discuss this. Potey 1 points ago in NoStupidQuestions

    I’ve heard lots of people call 2000–2009 the “two-thousands” or “early two-thousands”, and from 2010–now the “twenty-tens”, so I’m assuming the 2020s will be called exactly that—the “twenty-twenties”.

    [–] Is Bonesy basically superdog to Jonesy’s superman ? Potey 1 points ago in ShrineOfBonesy

    Bonesy is superdog for everyone, he’s the companion of the people!

    [–] me_irl Potey 203 points ago * (lasted edited 25 days ago) in me_irl

    I always name my stuff really weird stuff I can type out super quickly, and they all sound like post titles in r/okbuddyretard.

    I recently came across a picture of Ghandi I used for a school project titled “ghandi made a cajun bean fart” and bursted out laughing when I saw it.

    I will always swear by this, but I hope no one ever goes through my file names.

    [–] Inspired by a post 2 weeks ago - I overcame my depressive phase aswell. Thank you, Reddit. Potey 146 points ago in pics

    Fuck, man.

    u/Potey here. It’s unbelievable to me that someone would see my post and be affected by it, let alone take steps to conquer their own mental health.

    This is a big step, and don’t let people tell you that it’s nothing. The first step, no matter how small, sets a precedent for all the rest of the steps you’ll take in the battle for your mental health.

    The reality is that it isn’t just a phase of decluttering and cleanliness—it’s a sign of progress towards your ultimate goal, which is what really matters. Ever since I took my first step towards cleaning, I’ve gotten the confidence boost to do greater things, one step at a time, such as meeting new people, starting conversations, and going outside more.

    Make this accomplishment the start of your journey, and keep moving forward! Don’t let anyone tell you it isn’t nothing, because starting is the hardest part, and you’ve already started. Keep going, keep pressing, keep setting goals!

    I’m proud of you, and we’re in this together! :)

    [–] New emote idea? Potey 1 points ago in FortNiteBR

    3 to the 1, from the 1 to the 3

    [–] I'm always feeling drained during my cuts... what can I do? Potey 1 points ago in Fitness

    Prepare a protein dense meal for after your workout, and make sure it’s ready for you for when you get done working out.

    It gives you something to look forward to after your workouts, and the fact that the meal’s already been made prevents you from overeating after using up all your energy at the gym.

    [–] no Potey 75 points ago in teenagers

    Upvoted for use of the word “buns”

    [–] The Speed of Smell Potey 36 points ago in bonehurtingjuice

    I’m not even shitting you (hehe), I once farted at the beginning of class in my 8th grade year, and it was the deadliest shit I’d ever smell in my life.

    I even looked around and made sure there weren’t any other things that could have been causing this smell, because I was unconvinced that my fart could have smelled that rank. It resembled the smell of something dead in the middle of a sewer plant more than it did any kind of excrement that could have actually formed from a human body.

    The ventilation was poor in the room, so the stagnant stank hung around the air for a full minute afterward. Nobody else thought it was a fart either—they kept asking questions such as “What’s that smell?” and “Is there something dead in the vents?”

    Well, my health teacher went with the latter question and looked around for anything rotten that could have been causing the smell. After failing to find the culprit for the inexplicable stench.

    Obviously, I was horrified and hoped that the situation would all subside, but after another minute or two of searching, I heard my health teacher mutter the most horrifying words I’ve ever heard in my life:

    “Hold on guys, I’ll call a janitor and maybe they can figure out what’s going on.”

    I was squirming in my seat as not one, but TWO janitors came in to investigate the ventilators. They took a whiff and confirmed that it was probably a small, dead animal.

    For the next few classes I had after, I walked by the classroom window in shame as I saw multiple janitors investigating the health room and disassembling the vents.

    I’m sorry, guys. It was me all along.

    [–] The Speed of Smell Potey 11 points ago in bonehurtingjuice

    Language fArts

    [–] X-post from r/spongebob Potey 1 points ago in BikiniBottomTwitter

    That’s sure to make her slide off her pretty panties

    [–] I tried to impulse it. Potey 1 points ago in FortNiteBR

    not at all.

    [–] I tried to impulse it. Potey 1 points ago in FortNiteBR

    stovepipe my fartbox

    [–] Depression recovery comes one step at a time! Potey 1 points ago in pics

    I’m so proud of you, man! It really does make you feel better, huh?

    Sometimes just knowing that you have the ability to be productive hidden inside you is what really counts. One step at a time!

    [–] Depression recovery comes one step at a time! Potey 1 points ago in pics

    Isn’t it crazy?

    I look at the top photo and I see months worth of shit that’s built up over time. It felt so good to finally be able to reveal a desk underneath.

    When did I use colored pencils? Or masking tape? Where did the hammer come from? Did I really use that many cups? At what point did I get tired of pouring drinks into cups and resorted to drinking it out of the jug?

    It’s depressing to reflect on, but refreshing to see how much I’ve moved on from who I was before.

    [–] Depression recovery comes one step at a time! Potey 2 points ago in pics

    I’d do anything for a cookie. Sold.

    [–] Depression recovery comes one step at a time! Potey 1152 points ago in pics

    You’re right, he just doesn’t glow like he used to