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    [–] 2020 Kawasaki Z1000 will be supercharged? Professor_Doctor_P 6 points ago in motorcycles

    No that's true. The video was originally posted on Kawasaki UK's Instagram page.

    kawasakiuk Supercharged Breaking News: More major Kawasaki news will be arriving soon - Feel the Force

    So there's clearly coming a new supercharged and judging from the video it's going to be a Z-series. It would make sense if it is the Z1000. But we'll have to wait to be sure.

    [–] It's Big Brain Time Professor_Doctor_P 3 points ago in dankmemes

    So 10,894,176,000,000 cubed seconds?

    [–] It's Big Brain Time Professor_Doctor_P 3 points ago in dankmemes

    But what if days are spheres?

    [–] Not sure if this has been made yet Professor_Doctor_P 1 points ago in dankmemes

    Poland be like: fuck the Germans, you can trust them, but you can't trust them.

    [–] Ok this scares me Professor_Doctor_P 4 points ago in dankmemes

    The fuck is wrong with you? Why would eat that and not make some hot grandpa's chocolate with it and drink it.

    [–] Ligma Professor_Doctor_P 1 points ago in dankmemes

    Lick my balls

    [–] Howard momma Professor_Doctor_P 1 points ago in dankmemes

    gj blurring the name

    [–] Anybody has experience with Riders Share? Professor_Doctor_P 2 points ago in motorcycles

    I don't even let my friends ride my bike, let alone some stranger. I also would be quite hesitant to ride a stranger's bike. You have no idea how well they maintained their bike. Sure you can look at the tyres, chain, oil, etc. before you get on, but still...

    [–] Fight me Professor_Doctor_P 6 points ago in dankmemes

    Maybe if she actually was depressed.

    [–] Don’t forget Professor_Doctor_P 6 points ago in dankmemes

    oh shit you're right, we'll do it 3 days later then. But keep your voice down.

    [–] What? Professor_Doctor_P 5 points ago in dankmemes

    That's possible

    [–] Confidence +1 Professor_Doctor_P 1 points ago in dankmemes

    Jasper

    Sandwhich thief, lives under a bridge. Has 900,000,000 foot long arms so he can steal every sandwhich from every subway in the world. Subways fear him.

    Jasper fuck you man you stole my sandwhich

    [–] So close Professor_Doctor_P 2 points ago in dankmemes

    Adding a non-zero number to 420 and not ending up with 420.

    surprised pickacu face

    [–] This post is sponsored by low effort Professor_Doctor_P 9 points ago in dankmemes

    When I'm drunk I like to spent all my money to surprise myself once I'm sober.

    [–] Had a little excitement on my commute a few weeks ago Professor_Doctor_P 11 points ago in motorcycles

    In Europe you are allowed to use your hazard lights in any case of a dangerous situation, like a sudden traffic jam, junk on the road, extreme weather conditions, etc.

    [–] Bad riding habits Professor_Doctor_P 1 points ago in motorcycles

    That doesn't sound like bad habits. It sounds like you're still learning. Just don't let those things become habits.