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    [–] What highly illegal thing took place at your high school? Project_dark 1 points ago in AskReddit

    12 bomb threats called in over a 1 month period, school closed all 12 times. The person who had been making the threats was caught because they....

    WAIT FOR IT

    Used the schools wifi to call in the threats

    [–] dude lost his GoPro mid skydive Project_dark 1 points ago in Unexpected

    Only to be beheaded when he lands...

    [–] This guy’s fucking shirt Project_dark 1 points ago in iamatotalpieceofshit

    Fucking children man. You can’t even call it date rape because they aren’t even old enough to consent to date you. The shirt should say “Don’t let this pedophile pour GHB in your juice than murder you”

    [–] Which high school friend took a path you didn't expect? Project_dark 20 points ago in AskReddit

    It seems more likely all 4 of them got safely to the side of the river and one of the kids open fired on her because it was actually supposed to be a double murder suicide

    [–] Who was the smartest person you ever met? How did you know? Project_dark 3 points ago in AskReddit

    I’ve gone to school with people who were incredibly talented and to this day he is the only person I have ever encountered that I would label as a genius

    [–] [Serious] What makes traffic so simple, yet so complicated at the same time? Project_dark 1 points ago in AskReddit

    My city is plagued with onramps that are both merges and yields, people merging when they should yield and people slamming on their brakes at the end of a merge and I try to not rear-end them

    [–] Who was the smartest person you ever met? How did you know? Project_dark 4 points ago in AskReddit

    Best friend in undergrad first year. Dude slept through the entire day and would wake up just to practice rockband drums for our “rockband battle of the bands” we took first place and now he’s the CFO at a large company. He gave zero effort and churned out amazing work

    [–] I took a shit on my girlfriends chest when I found out she was cheating on me... Project_dark 1 points ago in confession

    This is unrelated. In my college dorm I kept a button from staples that I would hit after I finished banging girls and it said “That was easy”. Responses were mixed ...

    [–] Cardi B Bad! Project_dark 12 points ago in BikiniBottomTwitter

    I’m pretty sure that was her debut and it was amazing.

    [–] Good boy saves small boy Project_dark 1 points ago in gifs

    Like this?

    Can I please have platinum?

    [–] Random Japanese guy VS my wife Project_dark 1 points ago in videos

    It kind of sounds like they are slapping out “Kyles Moms a Bitch” from South Park

    [–] Hole-in-one for $1,000,000 during the Outback Steak Golf Tournament @ Devils Ridge Golf Course In North Carolina Project_dark 1 points ago in sports

    Wow. Everyone in my home town has always called it a “Dog Lake” because the golf course that has a dogleg par 5 is just outside of a lake called Dog Lake. I Never knew this and just feel cheated

    [–] Mt St Helens before and after its 1980 eruption Project_dark 2 points ago in interestingasfuck

    I have never cried this much in my life, and I didn't shed a tear when my grandmother passed

    [–] What’s the most obviously fake fact someone has told you with complete conviction? Project_dark 1 points ago in AskReddit

    I know this is an old post but you’re almost correct. The truth is that different ethnicities have different insertion and origin point of calf muscles. The distance from origin of the gastrocnemius and soleius to the insertion point is actually shorter than other ethnicities and this is why Asian people tend to have fuller looking calf muscles

    [–] Solo Shambhala adventurer Project_dark 1 points ago in Shambhala

    I joined the facebook group for Stranger Danger, which is a hilarious name

    [–] Solo Shambhala adventurer Project_dark 3 points ago in Shambhala

    Camp stranger danger

    What a perfect name, thanks for the suggestion!