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    [–] What is your favorite story to tell to people you meet? Qmeieriet 1 points ago in AskReddit

    The one about that thing with the guy and that stuff, you know?

    [–] You're not helping dude. Qmeieriet 1 points ago in dankmemes

    CPR is not for choking, heimlich maneuver is.

    [–] Ex gf is telling people my dad is actually a nice person and I only say I have daddy issues for the attention Qmeieriet 1 points ago in offmychest

    That rather quickly changes some odds here indeed, I was unaware. Well, she might just be a shitty person, seems like a "Occam's razor" deal, the simplest answer is usually the correct one.

    [–] Ex gf is telling people my dad is actually a nice person and I only say I have daddy issues for the attention Qmeieriet 2 points ago in offmychest

    Well, not to defend her, but if he is a narcissist he could have manipulated her in to believing that he is a nice guy. Seeing that this is a trait of the above mentioned personality disorder, your ex might have had the best of intentions saying that, but unaware that she has been fooled/manipulated. My ex-gf's mother had "BPD (borderline, another "class C" personality disorder)" and seemed like such a nice laidy, she was infact not, yet she tried to make me believe that she were.

    [–] That sucks Qmeieriet 1 points ago in dankmemes

    Probably should stop using his head to break them, seems his eye got fucked up.

    Edit*. And those lips tho, wtf, who let him near botox?

    [–] Was I raped Qmeieriet 3 points ago in relationship_advice

    Yes you got raped, I'm sorry that this happened to you. I recommend seeking medical attention, you should talk to someone that can help you work through this. Again, I am truly sorry that someone decided to take advantage of you like this.

    [–] How can you break an Xbox One secretly? Qmeieriet 2 points ago in AskReddit

    It sounds like a job for me, I'm in. I have some equipment ready, including a USB-killer and a wifi jammer (made with a NodeMCU (esp8266) programmed with arduino, was rather easy, there is a guide on youtube: https://youtu.be/oQQhBdCQOTM).

    When do we start?

    [–] How can you break an Xbox One secretly? Qmeieriet 1 points ago in AskReddit

    u/Fidelthegod, get your hand on a USB-killer (ref: https://usbkill.com/) so you can repeat when he get a new one (or fry other electronics), it'll be ruled as a short-circuit.

    [–] How can you break an Xbox One secretly? Qmeieriet 1 points ago in AskReddit

    Note: use salt water, it will give the water a higher conductivity due to the mineral you added.

    [–] Spicy people of reddit, why do you like to eat food that fights back? Qmeieriet 1 points ago in AskReddit

    Because the high is amazing, looking forward to the 17th (Carolina Reaper flakes coming).