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    [–] I’m guilty as charged. ROCHZIUTS 64 points ago in uselessredcircle

    This hit me on a personal level. I don’t think I’ll be able to look at myself the same. My whole life is a lie.

    [–] How not to blow my load in 5 seconds? Virgin (23) ROCHZIUTS 1 points ago in dating_advice

    You’re also assuming she’s going to be good at sex. You might be turned on, but I’ve been with girls that have no idea what they’re doing, and no matter how attracted to them I am, I have a hard time coming until I switch or take control.

    Don’t think too much about it, enjoy it for what it is, like other people said, if you get close and want to prolong, think about who’s playing second base for the Yankees this year. You’ll be fine my man

    Edit: Wear a condom. That’s not only safe, but will probably prolong your experience if you’re not used to it.

    [–] Sometimes I Forget how Good the Advanced Suit Is ROCHZIUTS 2 points ago in SpidermanPS4

    I always used it up until the late game reveals. Felt like it wouldn’t be something I’d want to wear after that point, especially considering who was involved in its creation. Maybe that’s just my own role playing on it.

    [–] TIFU by having an angry wank ROCHZIUTS 106 points ago in tifu

    It’s what your grandmother would have wanted.

    [–] And nobody tried to stop you while you performed ROCHZIUTS 1 points ago in thatHappened

    And then the school held an assembly for me to celebrate my tasty grooves.

    [–] What is a common symptom or characteristic of your mental illness that most people are surprised to learn about? ROCHZIUTS 5 points ago in AskReddit

    When my anxiety takes over, I don’t always hide out. Sometimes I talk more than I would otherwise. It’s like reverse compensation.

    [–] Ladies and Gentlemen, we got em ROCHZIUTS 71 points ago in SubsYouFellFor

    Should have recommended they visit r/Alabama

    [–] Come over and smoke a bowl. ROCHZIUTS 1 points ago in Flagstaff

    Officer, this post right here.

    [–] This Christmas—my friends hooked me on a feeling... ROCHZIUTS 5 points ago in GotG

    I have a guess. I saw a vinyl record player at Barnes and Noble with similar art.