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    [–] Thief steals food in front of an employee and dares him to call the police Realistic_Reply 5 points ago in videos

    ?

    There are steps before that.

    1. Planning.
    2. Planning to get arrested.
    3. Stealing, then putting your phone-camera down before you got arrested, even though you knew you'd be arrested.
    4. Telling the cops you have no weapons, offering on resistance, due to your previous planning.
    5. Master planning accomplished. You did it. You fucking did it.
    6. Life is good, I'm an idiot. Herp a derp.

    [–] Fabrício Werdum uses a triangle armbar to become the first man to finish Fedor Emelianenko Realistic_Reply 1 points ago in MMA

    And now, all I think of when I think of Werdum is "Maricon", due to how many times he's said it.

    Alternatively, Fedor is still the legendary class act.

    [–] BunnyButt Sucking Dick Realistic_Reply 9 points ago in GirlswithGlasses

    Christ these comments are weird as fuck. It's porn, move on.

    [–] Analysis: Trump pledged to end shootings and "American carnage." He is failing. Realistic_Reply -25 points ago * (lasted edited 2 months ago) in u_washingtonpost

    100% Shitpost.

    Of course. Cowards can't even reply. You know it's true.

    [–] Retrospect, Realize, Regret. Realistic_Reply 1 points ago * (lasted edited 2 months ago) in BlackPeopleTwitter

    But they would if he was President now, because that would be the new narrative.

    Spez: Lmao. No actual comments. Cowards. Hard to go against the narrative.

    [–] Trump’s company had more contact with Russia during campaign, according to documents turned over to investigators Realistic_Reply -12 points ago * (lasted edited 2 months ago) in politics

    So according to again, the washington post, bullshit. Again. Bullshit, bullshit, bullshit.

    Such downvotes, no evidence, cowards.

    Spez: no retort, no actual link to evidence. nothing. cowards. deep state people.

    [–] I'm appalled Trump is only dedicating his golf trophy to Puerto Rico when that won't help them at all. Now please join me in sending them our thoughts and prayers. Realistic_Reply -6 points ago * (lasted edited 2 months ago) in atheism

    Of course, the actual aid sent isn't mentioned in your post. Keep on keepin on though, you're doing great things.

    So, no real info? Just bullshit? Good on you guys for wanting that.

    Only downvotes, no evidence. Only cowards.

    [–] White American men are a bigger domestic terrorist threat than Muslim foreigners Realistic_Reply 1 points ago in politics

    Wow. Just wow. This is what enemies of America want, infighting. How about ya'll stop feeding the flames?