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    [–] Does anybody else love the podcast but cannot stand watching Joe do stand up? Ricjack99 1 points ago in JoeRogan

    I thought I was the only one! Lol. I started to try and force myself to like it because I LOVED his podcasts so much.

    [–] Redditors who’ve been fired from a job: Why did you get fired? Ricjack99 1 points ago in AskReddit

    I was an over night security guard for an international shipyard that stored brand new vehicles coming into port before they're shipped all over the country.

    One night I was really tired and the first time I ever fell asleep, some thieves broke into the lot and stole 3 brand new vehicles.

    The worst part of it all was that they broke through the fence and drove the vehicles out only about 30 feet in front of my car where I was asleep.

    [–] What's normal to do as a child but creepy to do as an adult? Ricjack99 1 points ago in AskReddit

    Going into the opposite gender's public bathroom holding your parent's hand.

    [–] What instantly put your anxiety from 0 to 100? Ricjack99 2 points ago in AskReddit

    When I get a text from my wife while at work saying "we need to talk". Now I'm panicking THE REST OF THE DAY, going over in my head, what I done fucked up now.

    [–] Old people of Reddit, what are some challenges kids today who romanticize the past would face if they grew up in your era? Ricjack99 5 points ago in AskReddit

    They can't fight these days. After school, 3 o'clock. You and me. No cyber bullying. Real bullying. If you didn't fight back, your dad would kick your ass when you got home.

    [–] What is a genuine 'We don't want you to know this one, simple trick" from your profession? Ricjack99 10 points ago in AskReddit

    Most people think that there is some kind of trick to applying for Social Security disability. Or that "everyone gets denied on their first application". Truth is, there is a Social Security "Blue Book" that lists the definition of ALL the definitions of the disabilities. The trick is that your doctors notes, diagnosis, and terminology are all patterned the same as definitions. The same as you would "custom fit" a resume to a job description on an application.

    [–] What did you think you were really good at, until you watched someone else do it? Ricjack99 1 points ago in AskReddit

    I thought I was really good at drawing until I discovered hyper-real drawings and then I decided to stick to my 9 to 5.

    [–] What game is easy to learn but also very satisfying to play? Ricjack99 1 points ago in AskReddit

    Bowling. Everyone knows how to play, but everyone still pretty much sucks. And it STILL is so fun to get drunk and bowl!

    [–] this is my friend Lily, she’s 48, adult entertainer, loves toes Ricjack99 1 points ago in RoastMe

    She's 48 in porn years where you're either in the "18yo School Girl" section or the "MILF/Cougar" section. And she's one crows foot away from the "Granny" section.

    [–] what movie cliche has happened to you in real life? Ricjack99 1 points ago in AskReddit

    I slipped on ice and my feet swept clean from under me and I landed on my back the EXACT same way the robbers in "Home Alone".

    [–] What's the best scene of any movie ever? Ricjack99 1 points ago in AskReddit

    Pulp Fiction. "Say what again, muthafucka. I dare you. I DOUBLE DARE YOU MUTHAFUCKA!"

    [–] Samuel L Jackson in 1995 vs. him de-aged in Captain Marvel, which is set in 1995. Ricjack99 2 points ago in interestingasfuck

    Everyone is really impressed by this. Samuel L Jackson looked 50 years old, 20 years ago and he hasn't aged. CGI effort: 10

    [–] What’s a real fact that some people don’t want to accept? Ricjack99 0 points ago in AskReddit

    Virtually every guy that has ever done something nice for you or has complimented you is just trying to sleep with you... ALL OF THEM.

    [–] Quit meth and replaced it with dumplings. Gained almost 100 lbs in a year. I don't even have a good personality to make up for it. Ricjack99 1 points ago in RoastMe

    Looking at you suddenly makes me wanna sing "I'd do anything for love". If you remember the nineties, you know what I'm talkin bout. Everybody else, just Google it.