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    [–] What is the most useless fact you know? Ricjack99 1 points ago in AskReddit

    70% of all facts are made up on the spot and have no validity to them.

    [–] What is something you stopped doing, because you “had to grow up”? Ricjack99 2 points ago in AskReddit

    Getting blackout drunk. My body said fuck you Ric, I'll bury your ass the next day if you even THINK about it.

    [–] Bright Orange camouflage Ricjack99 1 points ago in CrappyDesign

    The US Navy has blue camouflage. Blue!! So when they're on the boat and accidentally fall overboard, THEY CAN NEVER BE FOUND!! Proud of my tax dollars.

    [–] What’s the largest thing you’ve ever fit into your pocket? Ricjack99 1 points ago in AskMen

    In Marine Corps boot camp, it's pretty common practice to make the recruits take off their camouflage blouse and stuff it in their pocket while they do PT or any other physical activity.

    [–] What's the nicest way to tell someone to F off? Ricjack99 2 points ago in AskReddit

    That's the most Canadian thing I've ever heard.

    [–] What’s the stupidest way you’ve hurt yourself? Ricjack99 1 points ago in AskReddit

    Two days before I shipped off to Marine Corps boot camp, for some reason I was throwing Ninja stars at a tree at point blank range. The star ricochet off the tree and implanted into my shin, 1/2 inch deep.

    [–] I’m fluent in German and my dad is a general Ricjack99 1 points ago in RoastMe

    Is your dad the reason you were able to get in, being a transgender and all?

    [–] Cursed_black Ricjack99 19 points ago in cursedcomments

    Or she screams, "HE'S BLACK!!!" Then runs away crying.

    [–] Who are the most under appreciated people in our society? Ricjack99 1 points ago in AskReddit

    Teachers. Waaay too underpaid to be responsible for these piece of shit kids for 8 hours a day.

    [–] What is not illegal but just feels wrong? Ricjack99 1 points ago in AskReddit

    How much they over charge EVERYTHING at the airport. $20 bucks for A Happy Meal!

    [–] What 90’s song will always be a banger? Ricjack99 1 points ago in AskReddit

    Summertime - DJ Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince. I LOVE THIS SONG! Perfect summertime jam. Never gets old.

    [–] What movie does nobody care about except for remembering "that one scene" (and what was the scene)? Ricjack99 3 points ago in AskReddit

    Monster's Ball. When Halle Berry gets railed. I've only ever seen that clip. Never seen the rest of it. She even got an Oscar for it.

    [–] What is your favorite quote from any movie, don't mention the movie? Ricjack99 2 points ago in AskReddit

    The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the Inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious Anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers And you will know My name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee

    [–] My sisters boyfriend. Do your worst reddit! Ricjack99 1 points ago in RoastMe

    Your sister's boyfriend... So he's your brother? Must be. With the face of a stroke victim and skin paler than those horse teeth that are so buck, he could bite an apple through a picket fence, if he mated with your sister, you might get a cyclops nephew. So that'd be kinda cool.