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    [–] Trying to get some goddamn sleep in the morning starter pack Rob3512A 7 points ago in starterpacks

    Seriously what the fuck are powering those things? A turbojet engine on full afterburner?

    [–] These cops will pull you over for literally anything Rob3512A 2 points ago in Unexpected

    clearly your parents programmers didn't beat your ass debug you enough when you were a kid in beta.

    [–] An automatically categorized list of 2600+ NSFW subreddits Rob3512A 1 points ago in copypasta

    I'd like to think that it's other teens are jerking it to those posts and not some 40 year old.

    [–] You had one job, lmao Rob3512A 12 points ago in WorldOfWarships

    Yea that'

    I've lost Co-Ops where I was the only human in a cruiser, because all my teammate bots somehow manage to die in the first 5 minutes and I'm suddenly left with the bot CV facing 5 enemy ships.

    [–] Pos Chinese government Rob3512A 1 points ago in iamatotalpieceofshit

    Thing is, in a country with 1.4 billion people they probably have kids who are pretty and can sing, hell they probably have at least one person fitting basically any description, so why they would even need to do this is absurd.

    [–] This guy used the airplane toilet to suck out all the toilet paper Rob3512A 9 points ago in iamatotalpieceofshit

    The worst thing is that actual adults do this shit too. Like, dude, you're a fking adult, act like one.

    [–] Ah, american jokes Rob3512A 1 points ago in technicallythetruth

    That camera-gun probably costs more than the actual gun it's modelled after.

    [–] Comeback 100 Rob3512A 0 points ago in insanepeoplefacebook

    Anything that starts with "i'm not a racist" is always racist.

    [–] These shows aren’t even that childish Rob3512A 5 points ago in InsanePeopleQuora

    This and the one about bolsters, what is with parents? Your kid is barely a teen, let them be a child.

    [–] BuLlYiNg (colorised) Rob3512A 1 points ago in PeopleFuckingDying

    You are reading way too much into it.

    [–] "Oh my gawwwd, I hit a kid!" Rob3512A 73 points ago in OlderThanYouThinkIAm

    That last one probably scared the living shit out of him, hopefully he learnt his lesson.

    I swear people who text and drive are fucking dumb, arguably even dumber than those who call and drive, at least their eyes are on the road.

    [–] You just assaulted the Chief Operating Officer's son Rob3512A 1 points ago in IDOWORKHERELADY

    I imagine probably even younger than that, I know 16-17 year old interns too.

    [–] He's not only ignorant about women, also about gay people. Rob3512A 1 points ago in badwomensanatomy

    So if she's pregnant with a girl......? Lesbians?

    He gets stupid points for being creatively dumb.

    [–] On a post about a funny tampon story Rob3512A 1 points ago in badwomensanatomy

    How the FUCK do you lose your virginity to yourself? Do they think the people making the tampons jerk off onto it or something? Do they think tampons are sperm capsules?

    Also the entire thing about losing your virginity is kinda fucked.

    [–] Please don't ever break my cervix. Rob3512A 0 points ago in badwomensanatomy

    I smell a minor. No adult is this dumb (I hope).

    [–] I'm pretty sure we don't Rob3512A 1 points ago in badwomensanatomy

    That's how you get a severe UTI.