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    [–] Bartenders of reddit, what is the smoothest pick up line you've ever heard? Rollingrexross 3 points ago in AskReddit

    Taking girls home after a bar shift isn't easy, closing a busy late night bar means that I as a bartender don't leave till 3/3:30... even the most determined of girls fall asleep.

    [–] Bartenders of reddit, what is the smoothest pick up line you've ever heard? Rollingrexross 7 points ago in AskReddit

    As a bartender I have to believe that every story on here where the bartender takes someone after a shift is a lie. Closing down a busy bar, especially one that closes at 2 or later requires at least an hours worth of work. At which point even the most determined of girls have fallen asleep.

    [–] JERSEY TOO HEAVY? Rollingrexross 1 points ago in ArsenalFC

    Wengers budget is held by the chair holders committee so his ability to keep or pay players more is out of his hands. As far as wenger in or wenger out. Who would he be replaced with, what turmoil would ensue, what players would leave. Wenger is the captain of a crew he assembled and for the most part he developed. Maybe the pressure has been on the players as the world disavows their captain. Either way shareholders won't remove wenger and he has been the only manager to turn profit in the bpl in the last 20 years and arsenal is and has always been the most profitable team in the league.

    [–] [Serious] When do you declare yourself an alcoholic? Rollingrexross 1 points ago in AskReddit

    When drinking becomes more that a change from the norm, when waking up and drinking feels normal you should reevaluate your goals

    [–] Excluding my mom, what's the worst sex you've ever had? Rollingrexross 1 points ago in AskReddit

    I was drunk and in college and a class mate with huge knockers texted me and told me she was coming over, needless to say I was down for a bit of a romp... She comes over, and is trying to have sex... We get into my room and she proceeds to tell me she's on acid before removing her tampon in front of me... By this point I'm limp noodle but she insists we do it anyway... She starts giving me a bj and proceeds to pull too hard and splits part of my penis causing me to spray blood all over her and my bed... I told her to leave before going downstairs and showing all my mates... Needless to say we never talked again