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    [–] Former student zapped $58,000 worth of PC equipment using a 'USB Killer' device Rrxb2 5 points ago in news

    “Soon, you will see my glorious plan! The meercats will take over the world! With their teeth, the power to cut through STEEL! And you, one man, have NO HOPE of stopping it! AHAHAHAHA!”

    [–] Tesla car explodes in Shanghai parking lot Rrxb2 3 points ago in gifs

    Basically me in gta.

    Run across road; no cars... hit by sudden truck, instantly dead or ragdolling to other side of road for the full musclecar rundown experience.

    [–] Thanks doc Rrxb2 1 points ago in teenagers

    We had someone literally break their ankle the day before, and because they hadn’t thought to ask the doctor for a note, they got a zero + a detention.

    [–] Thanks doc Rrxb2 5 points ago in teenagers

    As opposed to my school nurse who literally overreacts to everything constantly.

    A little dizziness after overexerting yourself is normal, not something I need to be hauled to the nurse and sat down for!

    [–] Prehistoric spider-like arachnid found preserved in amber Rrxb2 2 points ago in natureismetal

    Fact: there are more spiders per person in America than there are registered guns.

    In fact, in a residential area, there can be over a thousand spiders per block.

    But don’t worry! Treat them right and you will be spared from the inevitable spider uprising.

    [–] Movies stuff in real life Rrxb2 56 points ago in gifs

    Ironic. He wasn’t perfectly balanced after all.

    [–] The skies belong to me Rrxb2 12 points ago in titanfall

    That’s why it’s not reliant on just programming. I think when an input is fully released, it cuts power to the engine entirely.

    [–] The way my friends believe these... Rrxb2 19 points ago in mildlyinfuriating

    I still believe in the SCP ‘universe’ the O5 ‘protection’ is just “don’t think about the picture lol.”

    And that also people who just see it as a weird flash of colors without investigating don’t die. They are literally too dumb to notice it’s supposed to mentally fry them.

    [–] My MIL gifted this to my SO, and signed it the day she passed. Its very special to him and signed with metallic sharpie. How can we protect the writing? Rrxb2 1 points ago in gaming

    I thought the cancer is when they regenerate too quickly, not when they regenerate too slowly.

    Also, is it the UV of the sunlight which bleaches, or just the intense visible light?

    [–] I wish Pokémon was real Rrxb2 1 points ago in TheMonkeysPaw

    Granted. Pokémon, or pocket monsters, became real. Unfortunately, they were real. All but the earth types died from the massive meteor impact, along with the dinosaurs. The instant loss of living plants slowly starved these survivors, who then entered a deep hybernation. Some particuarly large Geodudes and Gravelers survive to this day as boulders, but it is unknown if they’ll ever wake up.

    Many others died from landslides or cave-ins, and all continue to rest... whether it be eternal or for an unknown length.

    [–] Atomic Shop Deathclaw Easter Eggs Rrxb2 5 points ago in fo76

    It’d also be incredibly deadly... that shit was hard to best without cheesing it.

    [–] Someone put this woman in a bacta tank. Rrxb2 4 points ago in MurderedByWords

    No. Do not hate the opposite party; pity them. They are uneducated or ignorant, willfully so or not.

    If we get hard evidence that everything that points to russian bot farms is false, then they are. It’s their goal that’s up for debate.

    [–] Former gamers of reddit, what was the reason you stopped playing video games altogether, or a lot less frequently? Rrxb2 1 points ago in AskReddit

    Saying the words you’re supposed to say and all that never appeals to me. Honesty above emotion. I’m free to be myself because I honestly don’t give a shit what others think about me.

    However, don’t do that unless you have a damn good safety net to catch you if shit goes downhill from it.

    [–] Former gamers of reddit, what was the reason you stopped playing video games altogether, or a lot less frequently? Rrxb2 1 points ago in AskReddit

    I live in CT, so two out of three of those phrases are cringe inducing to me. ‘It’s a beautiful day out’ is an observation, and if it’s unrelated to something I’m interested in, observations are just annoying. I have at least eight hundred beautiful days left in my lifetime; I can enjoy them later. ‘Jesus loves you’ is annoying because if he is in the afterlife, he’s not omniscient, he doesn’t know and love every single human being.
    <Math ahead, skip to next paragraph to skip math-rant>
    Assuming a time of six seconds per person, Jesus would have to have a team of 41 people to keep up with the 353,000 humans that just turned 16, lets say. 1/42 chance that Jesus loves you.

    Distractions work well for me, but maybe not for others. We’re all wired a little bit differently. For me, have to be completely occupied, if not then I’m bored and it’s back to looking for something to do. For example, calculating the Jesus Team above wasn’t boring, nor is responding to this comment, because I’m interested in seeing the response.

    [–] Update: The POS I put on yesterday found out I posted about him here. So he proceeded to threaten me and also make fun of the fact my mum/mom is dead. Rrxb2 2 points ago in iamatotalpieceofshit

    Speech and writing are connected. If you write ‘lol’ a lot, you will add it to your vocab and might casually drop it in speech; when your brain is thinking about other things and basically letting autocorrect handle the rest.

    [–] Former gamers of reddit, what was the reason you stopped playing video games altogether, or a lot less frequently? Rrxb2 2 points ago in AskReddit

    I can’t tell a major difference between when I’m on my meds and off other than a slight increase in drowsiness. Sometimes, I forget even more tiny shit than normal. I must have a much milder case than average, or have grown out of some of the problems.

    [–] Former gamers of reddit, what was the reason you stopped playing video games altogether, or a lot less frequently? Rrxb2 2 points ago in AskReddit

    You won’t. They’re bored too; they’re looking for you, not the qualities you possess.

    After all, you know friends by their personalities, you know acquaintances by their qualities. If a quality changes, it shouldn’t make any difference.

    [–] Former gamers of reddit, what was the reason you stopped playing video games altogether, or a lot less frequently? Rrxb2 2 points ago in AskReddit

    Just remember; your friends are the wind in your sails, not the anchors keeping you in place. Do right by them and they’ll do right by you.

    [–] Former gamers of reddit, what was the reason you stopped playing video games altogether, or a lot less frequently? Rrxb2 1 points ago in AskReddit

    You gotta get things done, not chip away at them. I know how you feel. Anything which requires sustained physical effort is a problem for me, but anything else I can do little things and get better and better. Making tiny projects or doing entire projects in one sitting is fine and I don’t lose interest.

    [–] Former gamers of reddit, what was the reason you stopped playing video games altogether, or a lot less frequently? Rrxb2 1 points ago in AskReddit

    Exactly why I think I’m blessed to not have full ADHD, but ADD. I can’t remember the little things well, but I can recall big things or tiny things with laserlike accuracy, and have no problem focusing on things I enjoy.

    [–] Former gamers of reddit, what was the reason you stopped playing video games altogether, or a lot less frequently? Rrxb2 1 points ago in AskReddit

    Constantly forgetting little things but being laser accurate on big things? Sounds like me. I can focus in really well, mostly because of reading a lot, except when it’s something I don’t like. If it’s something ‘boring’, my brain apparently uses that space as RAM and replaces it asap. It’s why even though I can read Philosopher’s Stone to Deathly Hallows in three days, I can’t read a 200 page book assigned to me for english in two weeks, or remember anything in said book.