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    [–] Ken M working at Domino's Ryusirton 1733 points ago in KenM

    Aren't there green chillies all over that pizza?

    [–] How I Ended up Fucking a Sexual Predator Ryusirton 1059 points ago in nosleep

    Top notch word play with "sexual predator." I really enjoyed reading this

    [–] Just a reminder Ryusirton 481 points ago in LateStageCapitalism

    Did everyone hear? It might be old news, I just heard though.

    As a requirement of employment just about anywhere, we'll be agreeing to not join class-action lawsuits.

    [–] Wish me anything Ryusirton 396 points ago in LSD

    Long days and pleasant nights, traveler

    [–] How To Teach Your Kids A Lesson Ryusirton 393 points ago in WhitePeopleTwitter

    I peed on my friend's rug in highschool. Boy am I glad smart phones weren't common back then

    [–] CVS will limit opiod prescriptions to 7 days Ryusirton 327 points ago in news

    Sounds like people will just go to another pharmacy rather than doctors changing their prescriptions

    [–] CVS will limit opiod prescriptions to 7 days Ryusirton 316 points ago in news

    Will someone explain this to me better? I thought doctors wrote prescriptions. How can CVS decide a patients daily dose (mentioned in the article)?

    [–] Good Old /r9k/ Ryusirton 311 points ago in 4chan

    I don't see the relation to autism. He was just baked out of his mind

    [–] Bruce Banner Ryusirton 279 points ago in tumblr

    Are banner and hulk different entities? Like do they disagree with each other, or is hulk just banner with uncontrollable rage and super powers?

    [–] Gamer girl Ryusirton 240 points ago in niceguys

    Lol. I haven't played any of those games.

    Her first reply took 3 hours. I wouldn't be surprised if he went on that rant before she ever even checked her notifications again

    [–] Can't argue with that. Ryusirton 239 points ago in BlackPeopleTwitter

    Over 200 arrests and they never managed to bait him into assault charges

    [–] Came across this. Ryusirton 198 points ago in Military

    I thought of that scene in Malcolm in the Middle where Reese signs up for the military. Then he throws the picture of his ex in the trash and it shows the trash is filled with pictures of ex-girlfriends

    [–] She was a sk8ter girl Ryusirton 176 points ago in instant_regret

    It's fun to try things

    [–] The symmetry in these flowers Ryusirton 141 points ago in woahdude

    $300 flower

    Fug dude I bet you have a nice garden

    [–] WCGW if I can’t support my own weight? Ryusirton 114 points ago in Whatcouldgowrong

    Maybe she paid money and signed a disclaimer and they only profitted from her fall

    [–] The perfect video game doesn’t exi- Ryusirton 104 points ago * (lasted edited a year ago) in Gamingcirclejerk

    Some people have been spreading the idea that it's an attack on Christians and white people. I don't think anyone real or sane believes that, but you know how kids love their memes