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    [–] Oscar was born in it Sagax388 28 points ago in BlackPeopleTwitter

    And they had the nerve to put a pimp on there! Now, they didn’t come out and say he was a pimp but I know a pimp when I see one; he even had a cape! They called him “The Count”!

    [–] Comcast rejected by small town—residents vote for municipal fiber instead Sagax388 3 points ago in politics

    I was paying $60 for 60 mbps down until I accidentally got a flier from them advertising 100 mbps for $40 for new customers. I called and asked how long they had been running this deal; the rep told me they had been marketing it for a few months now. I asked them why current customers hadn’t been bump up to 100 mbps; she redirected me to another rep where I had to wait for 10-15 minutes on the line. When they finally got to me, I simply told them that I wanted the new advertised speeds and they told me they couldn’t give it to me for the new customer price but they would increase the price to $65/month for the 100 mbps. Makes you wonder how many other people in my area (East Tennessee) are still paying for the old plan. Charter Spectrum for the most part is alright but it’s usually feast or famine for the advertised speeds.

    [–] when you see chappelle show memes making a comeback Sagax388 2 points ago in reactiongifs

    I hope all the bad things in life happen to you and nobody else but you.

    [–] How’d he do it? Sagax388 13 points ago in PrequelMemes

    Affirmation: You are correct, meatbag!

    [–] Kitty logic vs doggo logic Sagax388 2 points ago in aww

    Race is just a variation of the human species but we are still considered biologically a part of h. sapiens. Speciesism would be more like a member of h. sapiens hating a member of h. erectus since they’re considered two different species. Also, don’t ever let anyone tell you that humans can’t really be racist since that’s just a bold-faced lie that they hide behind semantics.

    [–] Kitty logic vs doggo logic Sagax388 29 points ago in aww

    More like speciesism

    [–] James Harden no look blocks DeMar DeRozan Sagax388 5 points ago * (lasted edited 12 days ago) in sports

    Except that it’s not. A strip isn’t a statistical category unless it results in the defender gaining control of the ball(counted as a steal) but a block is regardless of who gains control of the ball after the block. As for your football analogy, a QB fumbling the ball is still a live ball until it’s recovered or goes out of bounds; also, you can’t have an incomplete pass on a sack considering that a sack is counted with the QB still having control of the ball when he is tackled but it would be considered a hurry if a defender forces an incomplete pass. This would be counted as a block since DeRozan was in the early stages of his shooting motion (Harden is credited with a block in the box score).

    [–] So Red Dead 2 Online is going pretty well Sagax388 36 points ago in gaming

    What a great premise made awful. I had high hopes for The Division.

    [–] The only way to keep a christmas tree when you have cats Sagax388 1 points ago in funny

    Yea but it made you fall into a dream-like state so the compies could eat at their pleasure. Their bites are so small so it’s likely he bled out while feeling nothing. His death was the least painful of all of them.

    [–] The only way to keep a christmas tree when you have cats Sagax388 1 points ago in funny

    Oh, man, Lewis Dodgson; now that was a poetic and satisfying death. Unfortunately he never gets it in the movies 😒

    [–] The only way to keep a christmas tree when you have cats Sagax388 1 points ago in funny

    It might be one of my favorite pieces of cinematography of the whole series.

    [–] The only way to keep a christmas tree when you have cats Sagax388 2 points ago in funny

    Especially the scene where he changed from roughplaying with Ed Regis to straight up eating his face off.

    [–] The only way to keep a christmas tree when you have cats Sagax388 2 points ago in funny

    And tripped down an embankment spraining his ankle which is pretty much a death kneel for a 70 year old man on murderous dinosaur island.

    [–] The only way to keep a christmas tree when you have cats Sagax388 1 points ago in funny

    Hammond’s death was so anticlimactic. I had hopes that he would’ve gone a more poetic death than slowly bleeding to death while passed out.

    [–] The only way to keep a christmas tree when you have cats Sagax388 3 points ago in funny

    True but he was also against private jets. It seems his opinion on the matter was that humankind was a factor of global warming instead of the cause for it. That infamous debate also happened a year before his death but I feel had he lived to nowadays that his opinion would have probably shifted.

    [–] The only way to keep a christmas tree when you have cats Sagax388 9 points ago in funny

    And the fuckers had forked tongues, too. Book raptors were pure nightmare fuel. That part were they disembowled Wu in front of Muldoon and he tried pushing their head away while they ate his intestines.

    [–] The only way to keep a christmas tree when you have cats Sagax388 19 points ago in funny

    They were at ground level with the enclosure and iirc there were only a few feet between the jungle and the fence. Definitely more terrifying than being 15 ft up and looking down over an electrical fence. RIP Michael Crichton!

    [–] Living in the moment! Sagax388 5 points ago in funny

    True but diseases were more prevalent in civilized centers when we started to settle down and plant crops. Of course, there was the higher chance of you getting owned by some massive apex predator during that time, too.

    [–] Lord i hope Florida hits a ice berg and just Fucking sinks Sagax388 1 points ago in BlackPeopleTwitter

    Who lean conservative due to Catholicism and the “I got mine, fuck you” mentality, I imagine.