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    [–] My mum created this page whilst trying to find a song on spotify.. baffled. Scientolojesus 28 points ago in oldpeoplefacebook

    "I see it says PM....oh! Doesn't that mean private message? I didn't know you could text with your alarm clock now! How fun!"

    [–] A Small Moment of History Captured Outside of the White House This Evening. Scientolojesus 2 points ago in pics

    "T Reason. Trump Reason. People say I'm the reason for the season. Much like Jesus. I don't say that but people do."

    [–] Glass - Official Trailer Scientolojesus 3 points ago in movies

    And also he runs around like a dog.

    [–] Glass - Official Trailer Scientolojesus 2 points ago in movies

    Have you seen the alternate ending? Sinise gets it good. Also, I completely agree with everything said about De Palma. He and Coppola completely fell off the past 20 or so years.

    [–] Glass - Official Trailer Scientolojesus -5 points ago in movies

    I haven't seen Blade Runner 2049 but I honestly think Looper has more rewatchability than those other movies, except maybe for Edge of Tomorrow. That movie is pretty damn awesome. Hopefully the sequel doesn't suck ass.

    [–] People Who Blame Millenials for Everything Will Soon be Utterly Dependent on Them Scientolojesus 6 points ago in Showerthoughts

    It is nothing like psychedelics, it's an opioid. It's just codeine syrup and sometimes promethazine. The purple Activis kind actually tasted incredibly good with sprite, but the company stopped making it like 5 years ago because too many rappers were dying from it and rapping about it.

    [–] People Who Blame Millenials for Everything Will Soon be Utterly Dependent on Them Scientolojesus 3 points ago in Showerthoughts

    Peter: Okay, Dick Wolf. Make the same Law and Order six times. Oh, and also, could you marry Matt Weiner? Because I want your name to be Dick Weiner.

    Dick Wolf: Okay, but can I go by Dick Wolf Weiner?

    Peter: Oh my god, yes.

    [–] HMRB while I catch this ball Scientolojesus 1 points ago in holdmyredbull

    It is relatively new and it just doesn't mean much to the players. Definitely not enough to risk injury.

    [–] A pro-Kremlin politician said on live TV that Russia "stole" the U.S. presidency Scientolojesus 5 points ago in worldnews

    I think a lot of Americans would agree that we aren't really a democracy anymore, if we ever were one to begin with...