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    [–] [Haiku]No full auto in buildings Shtruntz 1 points ago in youtubehaiku

    I had a Tipmann Pro-Carbine semi-auto for 10 years while all my buddies were dropping hundreds every few months on the new hotness. All I had done was extended the barrel, stiffened the spring, and slimmed the hopper. Thing fired like a laser for 100 yards, fucking loved it.

    [–] [TX] Company Auto-Enrolled Me in 401k, refuses to refund money Shtruntz 1 points ago in legaladvice

    Yea, the only email I received was about a benefits run down meeting scheduled for Feb 1st. I was out of the office that day and then we were paid on the 9th and the program had already been enforced. The literature emailed for the meeting states also a 30 day opt out period

    [–] [TX] Company Auto-Enrolled Me in 401k, refuses to refund money Shtruntz 1 points ago in legaladvice

    I have my own retirement plan not ran through my company, since they don't do any matching or the like. So I'm basically paying into two now...

    [–] [TX] Company Auto-Enrolled Me in 401k, refuses to refund money Shtruntz 1 points ago in legaladvice

    I guess my follow up question is what qualifies as being able to opt out? Because they basically immediately enrolled us in it.

    [–] [BAR GRAPH] The AP Top 25's Institutional Endowment Shtruntz 25 points ago in CollegeBasketball

    And anyone who attempts to challenge that is taken out back and beaten by a bunch of angry old men.

    [–] Welcome to the Tortilla Factory Shtruntz 18 points ago in CollegeBasketball

    It's not exactly accurate either. They were just hoping to be the one to have "found it", but my grandfather was at Tech in the 50's and 60's and they even threw tortillas then.

    [–] Time to look in a mirror, rCBB Shtruntz 14 points ago in CollegeBasketball

    Is he really "historically good"? Like, He leads the NCAA in PPg and Assists PG, but that's it. He's not even shooting 45% and is on a 16-9 team.

    There are 4 Freshman who have more double doubles than him for the year, 14 with better FG %.

    You can't even possibly justify him as anything more than one of the best players in the Big XII. To have him plastered all over is ridiculous.

    [–] [Post Game Thread] #7 Texas Tech defeats #23 Oklahoma, 88-78 Shtruntz 25 points ago in CollegeBasketball

    "Texas Tech still has yet to prove themselves and will be moved down to a 4 seed."

    [–] Prosthetics don't just help heal physically Shtruntz 1 points ago in interestingasfuck

    I had a Lab growing up who lost a rear leg as a puppy. He never even noticed it missing. He was still faster than all our 4 legged dogs and lived to 14 as happy as he could be

    [–] I am sorry to be a downer, I just feel absolutely broken. Shtruntz 1 points ago in AdviceAnimals

    Or just let the infinite void swallow you and end your breathing, with the sweet sweet release of death.

    [–] [Serious Tortillas Boyz only] How long until Texas Tech implodes? Shtruntz 4 points ago in CollegeBasketball

    I don't know the make up of where you're from and your family. But I grew up in the panhandle and a lot of my family went to Tech too, so basically our entire lives we're being talked to about Tech in relation to namely UT and A&M. "The 'two' flagships". So everything we do that isn't a national championship is automatically diminished. Now I perfectly know that's not a good way to look at things, I'm simply providing you with the context on why you see this mindset so prevalently with Techsans.

    Tech has kind been on this edging trend of breaking into the upper crust, in just about everything, for like decades now, and the older fans have a lot shell shock from times past. You can only get your hopes up so many times. And yes this year has been really good and even if we lose out from here on out it's one of our best seasons ever, but still people just don't like to give in to the hype too much.

    It's kinda a defense mechanism where you say "See, typical Tech." to kinda wipe away the hope you had bottled up cause in the back of your mind you've been thinking "what if?" ever since the KU upset. You're like "It's crazy, but maybe we can win a national title and I'll finally have something to point to when my shitty, horn, aggie, sooner, and other fuck face co-workers go to rail on tech."

    Now obviously you can't say these things out loud, but you're silently hoping for them. Then you have an elite eight knock out and while that's AMAZING by Tech standards, you can't really get the sooners, horns and aggies to shut up about anything with that.

    That's just what I've noticed over the many years and generations of Tech fans I'm exposed to.

    [–] Parks and Recreation Office 3D Floor Plan Shtruntz 30 points ago in PandR

    I liked finding all of Gary/Jerry/Larry's ever shrinking "desks"

    [–] [Game Thread] #7 Texas Tech @ Kansas State (8:00 PM ET) Shtruntz 5 points ago * (lasted edited 10 days ago) in CollegeBasketball

    :( let's just live in the now and have our time in the sun

    [–] Tennessee made an oopsie Shtruntz 14 points ago in CollegeBasketball

    DID SOMEONE SCREEN SHOT IT?

    [–] Who were the biggest winners/losers this recruiting cycle? Shtruntz 1 points ago in CFB

    Lol yea, man I hate it when other people have opinions that aren't the same as my own.

    I hate it even more when 250,000 people find a way to live perfectly functional lives that I have no clue about.

    Just because you don't like or know or anything about somewhere doesn't make it bad.