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    [–] A list of team greetings from around college football. Shtruntz 1 points ago in CFB

    I think it's more than fair to say that the prevalent cultures of the large metros are far more different and don't incorporate a lot of the more traditional/stereotypical idioms and whatnot into their everyday conversations. I didn't say they never happen, I said it happens far less often. Would you really disagree with that?

    [–] A list of team greetings from around college football. Shtruntz 14 points ago in CFB

    That's fine and all, but telling someone that it's "Theirs" in Texas in everyday conversation is fucking ridiculous. Sure in their cult like mass greetings they do in unison it is unique to them, but not between two people walking up and saying it to each other.

    [–] A list of team greetings from around college football. Shtruntz 17 points ago in CFB

    I mean, depends on your family background and where you grew up in Texas.

    I grew up in rural Texas to a family that's been in Texas for several generations. Howdy is an everyday occurrence where I grew up and with just about everyone I knew. If you grew up in Hou/DFW/SA/ATX and your parents are from Ohio, you probably only heard Howdy a handful of times in your life.

    [–] Customer get the EXACT coffee she ordered Shtruntz 493 points ago in MaliciousCompliance

    Yea, I just avoid places entirely if they are known for anything that might cross contaminate. It's just not worth it. And explaining that to friends over and over is annoying, because they don't share my same caution for my life.

    [–] Get that dick Shtruntz 29 points ago in WhitePeopleTwitter

    You guys realize that shit like dogs birthdays is more so about just being with friends/family? She may have just been leaving a night out and her mom lives on the other side of town. So rather than wake up and drive an hour to get to her, she just uber there from halfway or whatever. This way she could get 6 or 7 hours of sleep and be fine. Then her and mom have their silly brunch birthday for their dog, enjoy each other's company and carry the fuck on with their lives.

    Holy fuck the people on this site...

    [–] What single play had the most impact on the history of college football? Shtruntz 10 points ago in CFB

    I can't even imagine what it's like to go 15 years between championships.

    [–] Stop moving to Austin Shtruntz -2 points ago in texas

    I mean San Diego and Los Angeles both have successful ports. Sure one is doing better but it's not a competition.

    I'm confused how the success of the port affects things like software companies from moving in, which is what was being discussed?

    [–] Stop moving to Austin Shtruntz 8 points ago in texas

    Corpus right next to Houston? What? It's 150 miles.

    I mean yes that's like a two hour drive, but not close enough to be competing over potential transplants

    [–] Her profile said she had ‘fun mom energy’ Shtruntz 3 points ago in Tinder

    Yea, apparently dad bod means you're still in shape, you just stick out your belly or maybe don't have extreme muscle definition.

    So I've made myself a lumpy piece of shit for no reason.

    [–] Fallout 76 To Get Free DLC for Years, Microtransactions Are Cosmetic Only and Can Be Earned Through Gameplay Shtruntz 2 points ago in xboxone

    I'm so sick of scrounging the internet to find groups that only come together maybe once or twice. You have like a 5% hit rate too.

    I'm not a kid who sits at school all day then gets home at 4pm and plays until 2 am everyday. I have work and social obligations that change a lot. So it's hard for me to keep consistent schedules. And with online games "metas" develop and you have to keep up with the newest and best strategies or else you are extremely disadvantaged.

    I don't want a game to be my life. I don't want any single game to take up my entire hobby time either. It's sounding more and more like this game isn't one you can pick up and put back down easily for days/weeks/months and just pick up where you left off. This sounds like it's just going to like GTA V, but with only the online portion.

    I'm disappointed by all the news of this game so far.

    [–] This view from a restaurant in Austin, Texas Shtruntz 1 points ago in texas

    I got a bunch of snaps from a buddy today who was there, at very similar angles and lighting to this one... hmmmm

    [–] Finally someone said it Shtruntz 0 points ago in PrequelMemes

    At least in athletes' cases, tax payers heavily subsidize sports arenas, to the tune of billions, when the team is already opened by a billionaire. So maybe we could at least stop doing that so that more public funds are available for teachers?

    [–] Trumpistan Shtruntz 1 points ago in PoliticalHumor

    That's what senators and congress are for. Every state gets two senators, regardless of size. And then they capped congress, so more populous states are actually under represented by comparison to others.

    So it doesn't make sense for rural areas to have more weight in terms of the president as well.

    [–] Austin_irl Shtruntz 14 points ago in Austin

    But my pibble would never hurt anyone... again

    [–] Cop tries to break up "Water Fight" Shtruntz 1 points ago in PublicFreakout

    But the internet is also allowing for BOTH sides to be posted. If the police didn't allow body cams all we'd have is this. Now we can instantly upload the full context and at the very least have the competing story out there in full force, whereas before all we get is the first clip and everyone jumping on the cop as a "party pooper"

    [–] Grand Tour in Detroit Shtruntz 6 points ago in thegrandtour

    Agreed. If anything the charger doesn't qualify anymore because it's a 4door

    [–] I am pregnanant? Shtruntz 203 points ago in Badfaketexts

    They weren't even that bad either.

    ages when they gave birth;

    20 > 19 > 18 > 19 > 18 > aaaaaaaand then 15...