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    [–] FROZEN yellows SirNarwhal -1 points ago in Sneakers

    They've been down to like $50 over retail for a year though.

    [–] FROZEN yellows SirNarwhal 3 points ago in Sneakers

    Friday* And hype completely died around them so you can just cop for like $20 over retail if you miss.

    [–] "Sonic the Hedgehog" Motion Poster SirNarwhal 2 points ago in movies

    But they don't get Pokemon because Mr. Mime fucking opens his mouth and says, "Mr. Mime," he's not a damn mute that only communicates in miming. The movie looks like ass and the worst goddamned nightmare fever dream ever and I cannot wait to see how much of a train wreck it is when it finally comes out in the spring.

    [–] "Sonic the Hedgehog" Motion Poster SirNarwhal 3 points ago in movies

    Exactly. The original reveal trailer for the Detective Pikachu game is how that movie should've looked and this should've been basically the newer Sonic games' CGI + real world shit. Trying to do fur still looks fucking horrible in CGI and really dates projects instead of making something timeless.

    [–] Facebook Employees Are So Paranoid They’re Using Burner Phones to Talk to Each Other SirNarwhal 0 points ago * (lasted edited 11 hours ago) in news

    That’s great, but I’m not, I’m a boring ass worker that likes music and concerts and they only have access to one work email box and that’s it as per their policy that I read thoroughly before agreeing to it. People are really way too paranoid anymore, like, yeah, don’t buy an Alexa or some shit, but even when you know how those work, you’ll realize even those aren’t spying on you.

    [–] The 21 Worst Album Covers of 2018 SirNarwhal 12 points ago in indieheads

    They’re fitting to me; they’re just like my lone experience with Jared Leto: they think way too highly of themselves. Saw dude walking down the street while I was in NYC and turned to my buddy and was like, “Ay, that’s Jared Leto,” then he came over and was like, “Sorry no autographs or pictures,” and I was like, “Ok, I wouldn’t want one anyway.”

    The Humira one in particular pisses me off too since it’s like the first fucking biologic to work on Ulcerative Colitis and Crohn’s so like... take the damn money. Also the number is for all of their parent company, not just Humira.

    [–] Facebook Employees Are So Paranoid They’re Using Burner Phones to Talk to Each Other SirNarwhal -1 points ago in news

    I mean you literally asked a question that can only be answered in anecdotes. Also yes, 2 million people is a smaller city.

    [–] At midnight, they all turned back into trash SirNarwhal 15 points ago in nyc

    Did you see the throw up everywhere last night? Fucking felt like when you make a ride too intense in Rollercoaster Tycoon.

    [–] Facebook Employees Are So Paranoid They’re Using Burner Phones to Talk to Each Other SirNarwhal 0 points ago in news

    Considering I have many coworkers that do this usually they hold both phones simultaneously with one behind the other. It’s pretty damn common in general in major cities...

    [–] Facebook Employees Are So Paranoid They’re Using Burner Phones to Talk to Each Other SirNarwhal 1 points ago in news

    I have one phone because it makes no damn difference to me. Like wow, my company knows I went out on a Friday night, such amazing useful data.

    [–] Facebook Employees Are So Paranoid They’re Using Burner Phones to Talk to Each Other SirNarwhal -1 points ago in news

    Why does this have so many upvotes? Your brother was crazy and that’s the long and short of this.

    [–] What’s your bagel order? SirNarwhal -3 points ago in AskNYC

    Fresh bagels are made to be eaten. Fresh bagels still taste great toasted. This whole untoasted is correct bullshit needs to fucking die.

    [–] What’s your bagel order? SirNarwhal 6 points ago in AskNYC

    Nah, still prefer toasted when fresh because you get that texture difference between the outside, inside, and spread.

    [–] Apple is now "discounting" the iPhone Xs as well SirNarwhal 1 points ago in apple

    I hate the intel modem in my X so much. It kills battery life so fast if I have my phone not in airplane mode when riding the subway.

    [–] Apple is now "discounting" the iPhone Xs as well SirNarwhal 1 points ago in apple

    Early adopters sell their old devices and get the new ones for $100-200 difference every year. It’s honestly the cheapest way to do it too.

    [–] Apple is now "discounting" the iPhone Xs as well SirNarwhal 0 points ago in apple

    It’s not even as good as the X’s camera tbh if you look at how each shoots in raw. The XS does too much processing at the time of exposure so it looks less correct.

    [–] House of Yes vs. Elsewhere vs. Nowadays for NYE SirNarwhal 5 points ago in avesNYC

    Honestly? None of these for NYE. The regular crowd for each won’t be at any of them due to better events being thrown at other locations for the target demographic of each. If you had to do one though, I’d say Nowadays even though it’ll just be a repeat of their Resident Advisor event that leads to disappointment. House of Yes I’d actively avoid, it will be horrendous.

    [–] Just got buy 2 get 1 preowned at my local GameStop! SirNarwhal 5 points ago * (lasted edited 3 days ago) in NintendoSwitchDeals

    You could’ve gotten these three games used on eBay for less money than this buy two get one deal.

    [–] 2019 Golden Globe Nominations: Complete List SirNarwhal 0 points ago in movies

    None of these three movies should be nominated tbh.

    [–] Leaked emails for Mark Zuckerberg show Facebook 'struck secret deals over user data' SirNarwhal 1 points ago in worldnews

    Considering you've already missed out on the last like 15+ years of memes, I don't think it'll make much of a difference now.

    [–] MoviePass Regroups With New Pricing Plan SirNarwhal 5 points ago in MoviePassClub

    Not gonna lie, I find the exact opposite to be true. Regal has no Dolby and no true IMAX and I've had many a regular screen there just flat out suck be it from incorrect lighting or focus in the room to the screen itself being partly cut off.