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    [–] Store closes after Nike boycott: 'More Colin Kaepernick fans than I realized' SirNarwhal 2 points ago in nottheonion

    You literally didn't read what I wrote. He paid about 30% of what the original retail price was for. He wanted it gone fast. In the end he still made 20%.

    [–] Switch Owner With No Other Technology Desperately Hoping Nintendo Announces Netflix Support SirNarwhal 2 points ago in NintendoSwitch

    Yeah, exactly this. People cheap out and buy the budget sets and then complain when stuff doesn't work well. My 4+ year old Samsung 4K Smart TV is still going strong and snappier than an extreme number of other TVs coming out today.

    [–] Amazon Pulls Out of Planned New York City Campus SirNarwhal -2 points ago in nyc

    It really wouldn't have considering no real estate agents were looking anywhere other than Williamsburg/Greenpoint/LIC and not further out. Large parts of deeper Queens are incredibly undesirable for tech workers and I say this as a tech worker that lives in Jackson Heights; I'm just there because I'm one of the rare few that doesn't mind a super old building.

    [–] Amazon Pulls Out of Planned New York City Campus SirNarwhal 4 points ago in nyc

    No it shouldn't have been. LIC made complete and total sense as it's unused abandoned warehouses for the most part and has a metric fuckton of new housing real estate already being built.

    [–] Amazon Pulls Out of Planned New York City Campus SirNarwhal 13 points ago in nyc

    Your rent is already going to skyrocket in LIC.

    [–] Amazon Pulls Out of Planned New York City Campus SirNarwhal 12 points ago in nyc

    The development of LIC has already been happening for decades and would've had a negligible impact on rent outside of that area as more housing than was needed for just Amazon employees is set to open there over the time this new location was set to open... And that's even assuming every employee lives in there, which many wouldn't want to.

    [–] For those wondering why Link's Awakening looks so simple, it's because it is a faithful translation SirNarwhal 8 points ago in gaming

    My biggest problem is the lack of consistency with the designs. Like, the goomba and chain chomp have more detail in their faces than Link's beady eyes and that just looks lazy and sloppy and like absolutely no real thought was put into putting this together.

    [–] Let’s go! Please feel free to add some suggestions! SirNarwhal 3 points ago in survivor

    This is like when I made a drinking game where we drank every time they said, “mummy,” in The Mummy. It did not end well.

    [–] Have you gotten a jaywalking ticket in Manhattan? SirNarwhal 2 points ago in AskNYC

    So what you’re saying is your friend is making useless tech. Nice.

    [–] Have you gotten a jaywalking ticket in Manhattan? SirNarwhal 2 points ago in AskNYC

    Ok, but it’s still really easy to break things like that using a variety of methods.

    [–] Have you gotten a jaywalking ticket in Manhattan? SirNarwhal 1 points ago in AskNYC

    I mean, you’re on a moving vehicle, obey the fucking traffic laws. Bikers in this city are the ultimate scum.

    [–] Have you gotten a jaywalking ticket in Manhattan? SirNarwhal 2 points ago in AskNYC

    Gonna make a bunch of 3D printed masks of your scum of the earth friend if this ever rolls out so he can pay all the fines for the hell he wrought.

    [–] Alberto Balsalm is the best thing ever, you can't change my mind SirNarwhal 2 points ago in aphextwin

    Was in my fav bar the other day after Four Tet's show in NYC and the bartender put this on and it was such a blissful moment.

    [–] Mall Grab @ Elsewhere this Friday, join us! (Lo Fi/House/Techno) SirNarwhal 1 points ago in avesNYC

    To be fair, if you're really looking to meet up, use the GroupMe; people meet up for literally every show going on in the city every night of the week there.

    [–] Mall Grab @ Elsewhere this Friday, join us! (Lo Fi/House/Techno) SirNarwhal 4 points ago in avesNYC

    Heads up, but this will most likely be free before 12 if you hold out until tomorrow or Thursday for guest lists to start coming out. Bunch of us from the GroupMe will most likely roll through considering we practically live at Elsewhere now.

    [–] Justice Wins GRAMMY for Best Dance/Electronic Album 2019! SirNarwhal 1 points ago in EDM

    Yup, listened to all these albums nominated and this was by far the clear winner. SOPHIE and Jon Hopkins changed up too much and lost their ways in the process.

    [–] What's going on with Ellen Page and Chris Pratt being anti-LGBTQ? SirNarwhal 9 points ago in OutOfTheLoop

    Not even remotely similar since one is literally using direct indoctrination techniques.

    [–] What's going on with Ellen Page and Chris Pratt being anti-LGBTQ? SirNarwhal 10 points ago in OutOfTheLoop

    Yes, that’s literally the definition of being intolerant. You may think you’re closer to whatever magical being you believe in for following some ass backward teachings that actively make the world worse when in reality you’re essentially the living embodiment of whatever your religion’s primary villain is.

    [–] What's going on with Ellen Page and Chris Pratt being anti-LGBTQ? SirNarwhal 14 points ago in OutOfTheLoop

    No, that’s still discrimination in both cases and that’s why there’s laws regarding this now because too many stupid people use their religion as an excuse to be a horrible piece of shit of a human.