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    [–] 'Exhibit C' Is Almost 10 Years Old. Jay Electronica Has Completely Squandered His Career SirNarwhal -1 points ago in hiphopheads

    Touché. I mean, she's fucked how many damn rappers now? You'd think she's a groupie and not an artist herself.

    [–] Production hold tickets for all the US concerts will be released on April 24th at 4PM SirNarwhal 1 points ago in bangtan

    Sold two MetLife tickets for quite a lot after my friend messaged me they got through for 2 and we no longer needed extras. That said they’re also lower level like dead center 7th row.

    [–] Redditors in hiring positions: What small things immediately make you say no to the potential employee? Why? SirNarwhal 1 points ago in AskReddit

    The way I used it is incredibly common in slang and music usage. And my username has fuck all to do with the internet’s obsession with narwhals and everything to do with a personal experience with my wife. You’ve also now resorted to just full on random attacks of me since your argument holds absolutely no weight. Recognize you’re wrong and learn how to handle being wrong then maybe you’ll have a job interview one day where you can be the robot you so wish to be.

    [–] Redditors in hiring positions: What small things immediately make you say no to the potential employee? Why? SirNarwhal 2 points ago in AskReddit

    You’re not calling me out on anything, nor am I a basement dweller. I’ve been in many an interview over the years and have done this. Blow up is a term very squarely not even remotely in your lexicon and in this instance it’s used to mean essentially to blow one’s cover or blow the situation open and turn the tables. I have no clue why you find it so odd that someone would want to stick up for themselves in an interview other than potentially you being someone that has never stood up for themselves and now you’re just projecting. It’s not worth wasting any more time arguing with you when you straight up have the exact mentality you think you’re calling me out for; you are a literal man child.

    [–] Pitchfork Review: Lizzo - Cuz I Love You (6.5) SirNarwhal 6 points ago in popheads

    It was iirc and no one gave a fuck. It's pop music and was ahead of the curve on the 80s nostalgia train so most people expected it to get some points off.

    [–] Pitchfork Review: Lizzo - Cuz I Love You (6.5) SirNarwhal 2 points ago in popheads

    I'm with you. The only thing I want to revisit on the entire project after listening through is Missy Elliott's verse on Tempo since she fucking slays that beat.

    [–] Pitchfork Review: Lizzo - Cuz I Love You (6.5) SirNarwhal 6 points ago in popheads

    You're good; it was the first thing that stuck out to me. She's singing from her head voice the entire time and rarely using her diaphragm properly to project. She's also singing pretty much full volume the entire damn time with no nuance so that's just more strain on the vocal chords. She also sounds hella out of breath, but I'm not touching the reasons why that one are happening with a ten foot pole considering it's directly related to parts of her message and "activism".

    [–] Pitchfork Review: Lizzo - Cuz I Love You (6.5) SirNarwhal 5 points ago in popheads

    I feel like I'm being yelled at the entire album. There's absolutely no range, just screaming every fucking vocal.

    [–] Pitchfork Review: Lizzo - Cuz I Love You (6.5) SirNarwhal 3 points ago in popheads

    Trainor at least knows how to write a catchy hook tho. That said, not a fan of either artist.

    [–] Redditors in hiring positions: What small things immediately make you say no to the potential employee? Why? SirNarwhal 1 points ago in AskReddit

    Ah, annnnnd there we go. Guess you're just finally admitting you're the one in your parents' basement by going to that cliche ass comment. I haven't lived with anyone other than my wife for the last 10 years and haven't lived with my parents for much longer than that.

    [–] 2019 Edition of EZoo will be SHM return to New York City SirNarwhal 1 points ago in electriczoo

    Had dates mixed up and thought it overlapped with Creamfields which they're already confirmed for.

    [–] 2019 Edition of EZoo will be SHM return to New York City SirNarwhal 1 points ago in electriczoo

    Could happen; there's a gap in their tour schedule that weekend between their Creamfields and Lollapalooza Berlin shows the weekends before and after.

    [–] This building swaying (6.4 mag earthquake in the Philippines just now) SirNarwhal 2 points ago in WTF

    Oh, definitely haha. But yeah, been in a few earthquakes in NYC while on high floors and thankfully nothing bad happened.

    [–] This building swaying (6.4 mag earthquake in the Philippines just now) SirNarwhal 7 points ago in WTF

    Not exactly. The bookcase will move with the building in a large high rise and the chances of a floor or ceiling going out are pretty much nil unless the entire building goes past its tension points.

    [–] Redditors in hiring positions: What small things immediately make you say no to the potential employee? Why? SirNarwhal 1 points ago in AskReddit

    Believe whatever the fuck you want. You're the one with your panties in a bunch over this, I know that I'm hiring someone for my team currently, and I also don't conduct a style of interview that would ever cause someone to blow the situation up. Furthermore the only time I ever did blow up an interview was when I knew they were very much not a fit to the extent that they were complete morons about the field they were trying to enter with their new start up. Nine times out of ten it's easier to just recognize the people interviewing you are boring as shit and not a fit and just leave, but when someone acts the way the person at the beginning of this thread would it's essentially treating you like a non-human and fuck that noise.

    [–] This building swaying (6.4 mag earthquake in the Philippines just now) SirNarwhal 12 points ago in WTF

    You only need the roof to crack off on that one story house to be fucked and crushed to death. Hell, not even that, a heavy bookcase can even do it.

    [–] Redditors in hiring positions: What small things immediately make you say no to the potential employee? Why? SirNarwhal 2 points ago in AskReddit

    I'm not in a job search, I'm actually handling one at my job now though. Also teams are completely different; hiring managers don't exist for the kinds of roles I have, rather, I've always interviewed directly with who I'd be working with and it's also how my current search for others is handled. There's no hero gig here either, sorry that I just have standards unlike you.

    [–] YNW Melly Facing Death Penalty in Best Friend Murder Case SirNarwhal 7 points ago in hiphopheads

    Eh, nah, I just wish the costs associated with it would get lower than those for life in prison. Some people truly are just too far gone and have no ability to redeem themselves or are mentally ill to the extent that they're full on a detriment to the rest of society as a whole, despite how positive an outlook people want to have of the world. I don't agree with its use here, but in mass murder situations I can definitely see why it'd exist.