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    [–] My friend told restaurant staff that it was her boyfriend’s birthday so they sang Happy Birthday to him, then received this on their check SlendyIsBehindYou 144 points ago in mildlyinfuriating

    Found this tucked away resteraunt inside of a butchers in Sorrento, the owner just set a few tables up inside after business hours and his mom did the cooking. It was hands down the best food ive had in my life, I practically teared up when i tried it

    [–] 2 guys 1 ticket SlendyIsBehindYou 3 points ago in funny

    My proudest highschool moment was when 2 friends and i snuck in entire 3 course thai food meal into a movie, in our bags, hoodies, pockets and large stuffed bear

    [–] [Post Game Thread] The Charlotte Hornets (20-23) defeat The San Antonio Spurs (25-20) 108-93 SlendyIsBehindYou 1 points ago in NBASpurs

    That's true, we are typically a heavily offense based team. Maybe it was just the lack of that offensive energy that made it feel sloppy, but watching the hideous man-coverage just hurt; they were raining threes pretty much uncontested

    [–] if I was too exhausted for sex, I was definitely too exhausted for this bullshit SlendyIsBehindYou 1 points ago in AdviceAnimals

    Big oof, I feel you on the meds thing. Before I took them, my girlfriend and I both had high sex drives and would often have sex multiple times a day, every day. Then i got on my meds and suddenly I maybe only feel like it once every day or two, and its really thrown things out of whack. She understands its a medication thing, but I do genuinely feel kinda embarrased when its 11pm, shes in the mood, and I just cant get into it because all i wanna do is read a chapter of a book and cuddle

    [–] GAME THREAD: Charlotte Hornets (19-23) @ San Antonio Spurs (25-19) - (January 14, 2019) SlendyIsBehindYou 8 points ago in nba

    My girlfriend is visiting from out if country and has always wanted to watch an NBA game, and she shows up the day the Spurs decide to play sloppier than the hotdog I ordered on a streetcorner. Get it together guys

    [–] Slayer’s Gary Holt thinks Imagine Dragons are the ‘shittiest band on earth’ SlendyIsBehindYou 2 points ago in Music

    Night Visions was a fantastic album (and ill die on this hill) but the music got more and more mediocre as time went on

    [–] Looking 4 a female that can cook and clean SlendyIsBehindYou 4 points ago in ChoosingBeggars

    Yeah pretty pricy, im looking at an avergage of $430 a month in nicer subdivisions than his

    [–] I have a problem SlendyIsBehindYou 65 points ago in ExpandDong

    Yes officer, this is the post right here