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    [–] What is the worst decision you have ever made? SomaSovari 2 points ago in AskReddit

    This was literally me at 16. Blew my free money and free ride. Eventually got kicked out of college and worked in shitty retail for years.

    I made up for it, got my BA 12 years later and currently studying to become an attorney while working a comfortable job.

    I will never get those years back but it forced me to grow up. Better late than never.

    [–] What IS as bad as everyone says? SomaSovari 1 points ago in AskReddit

    I'm so sorry.

    Please go to the police if you haven't. And go to your dean to report that fuckstain of a professor.

    [–] What IS as bad as everyone says? SomaSovari 19 points ago in AskReddit

    Parents who do what your mother did are fucking heroes.

    [–] Imagine if this was your uncle SomaSovari 39 points ago in Cringetopia

    This is why aliens won't visit us

    [–] Do we have a chance to get approved for SSDI? SomaSovari 1 points ago in SocialSecurity

    Correct, you need the work credits to be eligible for SSD. Unfortunately, there are no exceptions to this rule. Pretty messed up.

    SSI is always an option provided she is under the asset limit.

    [–] Ssdi SomaSovari 3 points ago in SocialSecurity

    Good news is that SSA needs both you AND someone else you choose to be your rep payee. As long as you don't agree to having these individuals as your payees, you should be fine.

    On the chance that SSA finds that you need a payee, you can choose someone you trust. There are also organizations who can be your payee as well depending on the state, etc.

    [–] Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez slams Harvard orientation for freshman lawmakers as 'lobbyist project' that hypes tax cuts for corporations SomaSovari 1 points ago in politics

    Maybe you'd like to point out where I said I was offended?

    You know, because it's impossible to dislike one aspect of journalism while agreeing with everything else.

    [–] Boyfriend works at a grocery store. My dad doesn't approve. SomaSovari 4 points ago in relationship_advice

    It's actually your job to explain your source instead of posting an arbitrary link and having someone else to do your job.

    Or are you just going to keep being a condescending cunt?

    [–] Boyfriend works at a grocery store. My dad doesn't approve. SomaSovari 3 points ago in relationship_advice

    21 year old working at a grocery store generally ends up as 25 year old working at a grocery store.

    Surely you have evidence to make this claim, detective?

    [–] Last update to the husband who committed suicide and left his family in debt. SomaSovari 65 points ago in bestoflegaladvice

    I love Reddit. Yes, there's a bunch of assholes and degenerates. But there are also a whole bunch of amazing and kind hearted people.

    Good for her and I hope things improve.

    [–] Getting Hearing Postponed? SomaSovari 1 points ago in SocialSecurity

    Should be. You could explain that you're seeking representation, usually judges are amenable to granting adjournment. Get them on the phone asap.

    [–] What is your slutty story that you won't even tell your friends? SomaSovari 32811 points ago * (lasted edited 9 days ago) in AskReddit

    Pro tip for my boys at work: flex/tense your thighs to get rid of erections.

    Edit: you goddamn lunatics. Happy to be of service.