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    [–] What's the lamest way that you injured yourself badly? SophieSchrodie 1 points ago in AskReddit

    I tried to surf down a hallway on a body pillow. Hit my chin on the hardwood floor and fractured my jaw. I would not recommend it

    [–] AITA For Secretly Buying Tampons For My Younger Sister? SophieSchrodie 14 points ago in AmItheAsshole

    I've always thought that it would be messy trying to take them out bc all the blood would spill all over your hand. Does this not happen?

    [–] AITA for explaining in graphic detail my 'secret' for losing weight? SophieSchrodie 1 points ago in AmItheAsshole

    Definitely NTA. I'm sorry you have to deal with CVS. I dont personally have it but I do experience severe nausea brought on by chronic migraines. The antinausea medicine i take is Ondansetron. It's a teeny tiny pill that i put under my tongue and let it dissolve and i usually see results in about 20 minutes. Plus, it tastes like strawberry lemonade so it helps counteract the taste of vomit. I don't know if this is something you could talk to your doctor about but it's really helped me

    [–] [Help] My 10 year old dog is sick and my mom won't take her to the vet SophieSchrodie 1 points ago in dogs

    To help with hydration, you can give your dog some pedialyte. You'll generally find it in the baby food aisle. Get unflavored. Mix it with her water and a little bit of chicken broth and try to make she drinks it. Vomiting and diarrhea can be symptomatic of a larger gastrointestinal issue but it will be better in the long run if you can make sure the vomiting and diarrhea don't lead to dehydration

    [–] [Help] My 10 year old dog is sick and my mom won't take her to the vet SophieSchrodie 1 points ago in dogs

    Dogs can have baby aspirin. I worked for a vet and he told countless owners to give their arthritic dogs 1 baby aspirin for 45+ pounds and 1/2 baby aspirin for >45 pounds

    [–] My mom just woke me up (insomnia) past midnight to do a chore and I've never wanted to beat her so bad SophieSchrodie 14 points ago in entitledparents

    I also have insomnia. I take 10 mg of melatonin about 30 minutes before I want to go to bed and I also take a half dose of nyquil and then (on the advice of my therapist) I lay in bed in the most comfortable position I can and then count backwards from 50. When you count back, try to visualize an image of the number. I imagine a light blue number with a dark blue border. And don't stress if you get to 0 and aren't asleep. Just start back at 50 again. It sounds weird but it does actually help for me

    [–] whatchcookingbarb SophieSchrodie 10 points ago in tumblr

    I always make sure to use my toaster while I'm in the bathtub so it never catches on fire.

    [–] Teachers who stop class to embarrass kids really need to reconsider their maturity SophieSchrodie 13 points ago in unpopularopinion

    I had a professor that I took for 3 different semesters and in the last class I had with him, he stopped his lecture to ask what people were looking at on their computers and one guy basically shouted "ESPN" and my professor asked if he just wanted to leave. While I understand that it was probably embarrassing for him, I dont feel like it was that immature of the professor because this kid routinely came in like 15 minutes late and just talk in the back of the classroom. I honestly think the professor had just reached his limit

    [–] Oh XxXSn1p3r420XxX! SophieSchrodie 1 points ago in gaming

    My gamertag is my dog and cat's names...that would feel weird

    [–] DAE basically always use a bit more garlic/vanilla than the recipe specifies? SophieSchrodie 37 points ago in DoesAnybodyElse

    I did this one time with pesto and apparently it was "spicy" according to my boyfriend. I tasted it and while it wasn't terrible, I did decide that if garlic is one of only 4 ingredients, I won't double it.

    [–] This has to be the best feeling in the world SophieSchrodie 1 points ago in cats

    Awwww!!! My stray did this before she passed. She would sleep curled around my head whenever she could and it was so heart warming

    [–] Hoping our boy can get some love after his eye surgery SophieSchrodie 14 points ago in cats

    If you'll excuse me, I'm gonna do a quick celebratory dance that I remembered and spelled that correctly!! Also, that sounds awful for people to experience too but I'm glad that we would just have skin and eyelashes rubbing our eyes instead of fur!

    [–] What annoys you most about celebrities and why? SophieSchrodie 5 points ago in AskReddit

    Being kicked put of Playboy bc you turned 35 does not make you a medical expert!!

    [–] What annoys you most about celebrities and why? SophieSchrodie 5 points ago in AskReddit

    "Honestly, did we expect a member of MENSA to fall out of that woman?"

    [–] Lucky mf these kids SophieSchrodie 6 points ago in tumblr

    I knew this super entitled girl who had an entire floor to herself for awhile and then she accidentally flooded her bathroom and water got into the electrical socket and the family had to stay in a hotel for 2 weeks and then she had to move to the bedroom that shared a bathroom with her parents. She was a nightmare of a human being so I thought that it was absolutely hilarious

    [–] Hoping our boy can get some love after his eye surgery SophieSchrodie 91 points ago in cats

    I took in a stray with a similar problem. I think it was called an entropion or something like that. Basically her bottom eyelid curved in and then the fur was rubbing on her eye and it was causing an ulcer. She got surgery and was totally fine after a few days. She found a forever home with my mail lady and now she spends her days lounging on a rocking chair on the porch

    [–] AITA for firing my babysitter for not following the rules? SophieSchrodie 24 points ago in AmItheAsshole

    I had to go back and reread it because I didnt see that that was all he had eaten all day. Given that information, yeah, youre definitely NTA. This girl has no clue how to deal with children.

    [–] This troll stealing my video, then going way too far with the insults. Red is Troll, White is me. SophieSchrodie 1 points ago in iamatotalpieceofshit

    I straight up cried at the "God save the queens queefs" because like...wtf dude...thats just so weird. The whole British imitation was outlandish but thats the one line that really told me that this guy's an idiot