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    [–] You have one hour to do anything, but afterward you can’t ever do it again. What do you do? Souperbowl 1 points ago in AskReddit

    I would find a cure to dementia. If I had time, I would also cure muscular dystrophy then ALS. The amount of people I could help would be immesurable. I hate to see people suffer.

    [–] What are you STILL mad about? Souperbowl 11 points ago in AskReddit

    When I was a young child, I was out with my grandparents running some errands. When we came home, my father and my twin brother were destroying my stuffed animals and dolls with cherry bombs (explosive fireworks). I begged them to stop and they just laughed.. this is one of my earliest memories.

    [–] “Joey doesn’t share food!” Souperbowl 2 points ago in blackpeoplegifs

    The way he chews looks like his teeth don't even come into contact with each other. Close ya gd mouth.

    [–] I swallowed 32 5mg amlodipine pills Souperbowl 2 points ago in SuicideWatch

    Can I drive there myself instead? Ambulances are expensive...

    [–] My guy was just tryna take a shit😭😭 Souperbowl 39 points ago in fightporn

    The probability of someone with that same logic using that toilet is higher than you might think.

    [–] suicidal thoughts Souperbowl 3 points ago in selfharm

    I know exactly what you mean. These exact same thoughts and impulses run through my head every day. It's been worse recently. For me, it's not that I want to die, I just don't want to suffer anymore. I want to kill myself but I don't want to die.... it's a weird feeling.

    [–] my friend posted a picture of me with my scars edited out Souperbowl 2 points ago * (lasted edited 25 days ago) in selfharm

    You should consider her intentions. If she is a true friend then she wouldn't have done it to make you feel bad or ashamed of your scars. If what she did makes you feel uneasy maybe you should talk to her about it. I suggest you ask her what led her to that decision and then express how it made you feel, but try not to use words that sound accusatory or culpable. Communication is important.

    [–] I just found out that I am in debt $2670 from events that happened when I was a minor. What do I do? I need advice. Souperbowl 2 points ago in personalfinance

    You're completely right. I don't have the best relationship with my parents. I'm worried about the backlash it can cause. I dont want to be disowned from what little family I have left. Thank you so much for your advice, it has helped me tremendously.

    [–] I just found out that I am in debt $2670 from events that happened when I was a minor. What do I do? I need advice. Souperbowl 4 points ago in personalfinance

    I hope this is the case. My heart dropped when I saw that "outstanding balance" flag. That's almost half my savings, although it may not be much to some it is a lot to me. My dreams of buying a car this year were almost shattered. Thank you so much for the advice!

    [–] I just found out that I am in debt $2670 from events that happened when I was a minor. What do I do? I need advice. Souperbowl 2 points ago * (lasted edited a month ago) in personalfinance

    From what I saw, I did have insurance but the $2.6k is what is owed after insurance... I am scared that my parents won't pay it. My father certainly wouldn't and my mom has a tendency to run from debt. If neither of them pay up, will the debt collectors come after me? Thank you so much for sharing your experience, it takes a huge weight off my shoulders. I feel much less stressed

    [–] I just found out that I am in debt $2670 from events that happened when I was a minor. What do I do? I need advice. Souperbowl 2 points ago * (lasted edited 2 months ago) in personalfinance

    I can try to find out but I'm not really sure. I dont know much about any of this stuff like debt or credit. I haven't had much time to look into it today either because I had to go to work not long after I found out. Thank you for your help. Edit: because the balance is on my account do I have to take action though? Do I need to make my parents pay for it? It's been this many years so I'm scared they will continue to disregard it and debt collectors will eventually come for me

    [–] I accidentally killed my kid’s fish Souperbowl 4 points ago in confession

    I highly doubt a single goldfish needs a 55 gallon tank.

    [–] Did anyone else have their Nparents dismiss you when you were in pain? Like if you had a headache or stomachache and they just say "you're just faking it, stop it". Souperbowl 2 points ago in raisedbynarcissists

    Oh definitely. I dislocated my hip after falling out of a tree when I was young. I somehow accidentally reduced it myself but I couldn't walk on it without intense pain. My parents didn't believe me and were adamant I was faking it. They waited hours before taking me to the hospital and even made me crawl through the house and through the garage to get into the car. The doctor confirmed the dislocation and gave me a pair of crutches for a couple weeks, or maybe longer, I can't recall. It was pretty disheartening to kid me that my parents didn't believe in my pain but it taught me a lesson or two.

    [–] ILPT: Free food from MacDonalds self serve kiosk Souperbowl 6 points ago * (lasted edited 2 months ago) in IllegalLifeProTips

    I currently work at a McD's in California. A 20 pc. is $5 here. Edit: fun fact: 1 chicken nugget costs $0.05 to make.