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    [–] Unreal pack pulling run Spokker 1 points ago in MLBTheShow

    I don't know about being packs at this point since there are only 4 months left.

    [–] Guess I’ll just complete the Cubs Spokker 1 points ago in MLBTheShow

    She makes more money than me. Best thing about that is she won't divorce because then I would get the alimony!

    [–] Guess I’ll just complete the Cubs Spokker 1 points ago in MLBTheShow

    Tony is ok in my book. If you're going to have forum regulars you are going to have to tolerate some of their flaws. There's pros and cons to anybody. Tony likes to post about doing well. I like to bitch about doing shitty. When I do well I keep it to myself.

    [–] Guess I’ll just complete the Cubs Spokker 1 points ago in MLBTheShow

    My wife didn't know I got promoted at work for like 3 months. I just don't talk about it.

    [–] So I went back and played a game of MLB 16 Spokker 1 points ago in MLBTheShow

    M-m-maybe I got better at the game... :(

    [–] So I went back and played a game of MLB 16 Spokker 1 points ago in MLBTheShow

    I guess if two guys agree to play balanced teams and only bunt when it's realistic, MLB 16 is the best.

    [–] So I went back and played a game of MLB 16 Spokker 1 points ago in MLBTheShow

    Of course. They wanted shitty players like me to play more DD. The more you win the more you play. They did research for Gears of War and found out that someone who plays multiplayer for the first time and doesn't get a kill in their first match have a much higher likelihood of never playing again. So new players in Gears get buffs their first few matches. Nobody likes to lose.

    You can see it in my win/loss record. In the PS4 era I barely played DD in 2014 because online was broken. I played rtts the most. Went 10-7.

    2015 I played a little more DD but was almost exclusively franchise. 55-47 online. Just wasn't into online play as much. Why? Wasn't winning as much. Subconsciously the mode is not enjoyable. Would rather play franchise.

    2016 I played a lot more online with 183 wins and 144 losses, but it's nothing like this year.

    This year I am 700-355 online with much better average and slightly better ERA. They make it so you can win more so you play more and hopefully buy packs and shit.

    I'm never early on fastballs and just late everything opposite field. If they changed the hitting I'd probably go back to my old records and play more franchise. Winning probably releases endorphins or something which make you want to buy packs.

    Of course my whole argument goes down the tubes if you mention that some people have to lose for others to win. So my entire post makes no sense.

    [–] This is what I call my “Auto-Quit” event team. Spokker 1 points ago in MLBTheShow

    The lack of cutaways really made them focus on story.

    [–] Dangerous and detestable anonymous fucks Spokker 10 points ago in opieandanthony

    If an anonymous person commits a crime online the police can compel the ISP to give up the subscriber. It's just that nobody cares that people were trolling Joe Cumia and police have better things to do like go after pedos.

    [–] Sometimes the Team Names Produce Magic Together. Spokker 1 points ago in MLBTheShow

    Goon is the trump team and he was just hitting homers. The other guy got caught in a pickle presumably from trying to cheese

    [–] Changes to Contact and Power Stats in 18 Spokker 1 points ago in MLBTheShow

    So I'm actually early on those fastballs up and in, not good? Mind blown. I'm not going to feel so bad about just late hits anymore then.

    [–] Sometimes the Team Names Produce Magic Together. Spokker 1 points ago in MLBTheShow

    Back in 2016 there were more political themed teams. I'm the Republicans and I played the Democrats, Liberals and Bernie Bros.

    I also played an Illegal Immigrant themed team at Fenway and I said he snuck one over the wall haha. When we were bantering after he told me he was white lol. And I told him I'm Mexican and we had a good laugh.

    [–] Sometimes the Team Names Produce Magic Together. Spokker 1 points ago in MLBTheShow

    Well the Mexican team was trying to cheese in this game.

    [–] she aint wrong tho Spokker 2 points ago in BlackPeopleTwitter

    I'm an atheist who goes to Panera.

    [–] This is what I call my “Auto-Quit” event team. Spokker 1 points ago in MLBTheShow

    It's permitted. I called SDS. They said it violated the spirit of the game, but not the actual rules.