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    [–] Mark zombief**k!! 😰 StarfishStabber 1 points ago in funny

    At least we know he's male with that perfectly round Adam's apple that is exactly where a man's Adam's apple should be... right?

    [–] Great Grandma at family BBQ StarfishStabber 1 points ago in funny

    20th edition meme. 0% real.

    [–] 24 Layers of Chocolate Heaven StarfishStabber 1 points ago in FoodPorn

    If it was only cake on top of cake the layers would be difficult to differentiate unless they were different colors. Plus it would be really dry. It looks like a layer of cake then a layer of ganache and so on until the very top layer of frosting, which wasn't even counted as a layer.

    [–] [Homemade] Char Siu Buns StarfishStabber 1 points ago in food

    Manapui - I miss you so much. My fave was the chicken curry.

    [–] Follow the orange arrow... StarfishStabber 1 points ago in funny

    All of my arrows are pink until I upvote, my upvotes are red and my down votes are blue.

    [–] I find the lack of Platypus in this subreddit disturbing StarfishStabber 2 points ago in aww

    on the eighth day God got really high by trying some shit he created during the first 7 days and this thing happened

    [–] 24 Layers of Chocolate Heaven StarfishStabber 4 points ago in FoodPorn

    I agree, but the title of this post says "24 layers". I'd give it 25 for the extra darker chocolate frosting on the top. I wonder how tall it is?

    [–] 24 Layers of Chocolate Heaven StarfishStabber 11 points ago in FoodPorn

    It's thick enough to be considered a layer if you think about it like - layer of cake, layer of frosting, layer of cake, layer of frosting...etc.

    [–] I come home to this today StarfishStabber 4 points ago in funny

    Did he drink all your beer too? Lol

    [–] Sandwiches to eat when on diet StarfishStabber 1 points ago in eatsandwiches

    Cook it whole and slice it after you let it rest. They have a really good honey mustard salad dressing by Walden Farms (I think) that is sugar free and fat free

    [–] Sandwiches to eat when on diet StarfishStabber 1 points ago in eatsandwiches

    If you want to be really serious about it, get boneless skinless chicken breasts and season them with some salt, garlic powder, paprika and pepper and bake them. Use mustard not mayo. Want to cut carbs all together? Wrap it in lettuce instead of a bun. You can get some pretty healthy flat breads instead of bread too. Use lots of veggies to fill up.

    [–] Double Cheeseburgers. StarfishStabber 8 points ago in eatsandwiches

    Yummy! They look so good. Happy Cake day.

    [–] Redditors with an amusing surname, how does it affect you? StarfishStabber 9 points ago in AskReddit

    My maiden surname is Morse and I was a cryptotech in the Navy so I got a lot of jokes about that.

    [–] Fellow Ladies and Public Restrooms StarfishStabber 2 points ago in TooAfraidToAsk

    Because they think they're better than everyone else.

    [–] Never change Florida StarfishStabber 1 points ago in funny

    I'm thinking they banned them (truck nuts) there.

    [–] What's the weirdest thing someone asked you to buy? StarfishStabber 2 points ago in AskReddit

    In 2000 I bought a brand new Tahoe from the factory and had it delivered to my house. The dealer kept saying "you're paying less for this than I am" because I was working for a good company and we got employee discounts from GM. Anyway, I decide to drive around to the local car dealers and see how much I had saved. The price I paid was $16,000 less than what the dealers were asking. I had one dealer stop me and I told him how much I paid and he wanted me to sell him my Tahoe for the price I paid then buy one of his Tahoes for $16,000 more. I don't know if this is what you meant, but asking someone to pay $16,000 more for something they already have is pretty bizarre.

    [–] Well I'm not moving anytime soon StarfishStabber 2 points ago in aww

    Your dog looks exactly like my dog.