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    [–] Ruric Thar rules questions StickyRobot 2 points ago in EDH

    Even if you couldn't stop it you wouldn't lose as it doesn't force you to draw. With the assumption that you have some ways to give your board haste you can freely cast your deck, then just kill everyone at once. You lose at your next draw step but realistically there won't be one before you win.

    [–] Jester's Cap Effects in EDH StickyRobot -3 points ago in EDH

    You sound like the kind of ass who comes to a FNM and combos off turn 2 with Ad Nauseum and can't understand why no one wants to play with you.

    "cEDH is just EDH lol"

    [–] Jester's Cap Effects in EDH StickyRobot 1 points ago in EDH

    My point is that your insistence that something is bad in cEDH has no relevance in a meta where a player is expected to combo off turn 8-9 and where Chainer is the OP's commander.

    [–] Jester's Cap Effects in EDH StickyRobot 1 points ago in EDH

    When did anyone say anything about cEDH? Did I miss it in OP's post?

    [–] Jester's Cap Effects in EDH StickyRobot 1 points ago in EDH

    He's playing a Chainer deck, clearly this is not cEDH.

    [–] Jester's Cap Effects in EDH StickyRobot 0 points ago in EDH

    lol what's with the cEDH players commenting? OP isn't playing cEDH and seems to have posted that he expects the combo win to come around 8 or 9.

    In most metas yeah a Jester's Cap will utterly gut a combo deck out of the game. I was once hit with one when I was playing Jeskai control combo... after removing Mindslaver, Academy Ruins, Rest in Peace, and Helm of Obedience I had to just accept that I was pretty much dead.

    Even if you aren't playing against combo you can use the effects to look at your opponent's deck. Focus on a type of card you don't want to see much. Running lots of artifacts? Nut their deck of artifact removal. Playing combo yourself? Kill off a bunch of their best counterspells.

    And if you kicker Sadistic Sacrament even an aggro deck won't have much fighting spirit after they lose half the creatures in their deck.

    There are plenty of other ways to beat combo but to answer the question if these cards will do it, yeah they do fine.

    [–] r/politicalhumor isn't funny, and soley exists to promote leftist talking points StickyRobot 0 points ago * (lasted edited 2 days ago) in unpopularopinion

    100% agreed. It's rare for anything actually funny to be posted there. I'm pretty far left leaning but I still can't stand the circle jerk.

    edit: aww did I hurt someone's feelings?

    [–] Kill Theirs or Educate Ours? StickyRobot 1 points ago in MurderedByWords

    Don't worry, eventually the samurai sword budget will be replaced by samurai sword debt payments.

    God bless America.

    [–] Redditors who add onto an elaborate fantasy world/story while falling asleep, what is the story? StickyRobot 1 points ago in AskReddit

    A post apocalyptic world where giant insects are slowly taking over. I just imagine fight scenes and survival tactics taken by the last humans.

    Other times I just masturbate.

    [–] [RNA] The Haunt of Hightower - New Commander Discussion Thread StickyRobot 4 points ago in EDH

    What, this is clearly build around commander material. This looks like so much fun.

    [–] [GRN] Nikya of the Old Ways - Official New Commander Discussion Thread StickyRobot 3 points ago in EDH

    Primal Surge reads "if your commander is not in play you win the game".

    That's absolutely worth running in a deck that can easily reach 10 mana by turn 4 or 5. Plenty of sacrifice or fight mechanics to get the commander off the board if you absolutely need to.

    [–] What if...? StickyRobot 7 points ago in EDH

    It's not hard to cast in a format full of every single dual land and nearly every mana rock in the game. It's busted.

    [–] [OC] I Am The Internet StickyRobot 3 points ago in HFY

    So this is basically Chrysalis but with rule 34 and cat memes.

    I like it.

    [–] [OC] When you come at Humanity StickyRobot 2 points ago in HFY

    Yeah but OP made it perfectly clear how good the enemy is at detecting and eliminating human colonies, as well as how overwhelmingly powerful they are in every way over humanity. A handful of worldships aren't going to tip the balance of power in a war we already lost.

    In Chrysalis the Terran used infinitely replicating drones and asymmetrical warfare as well as total surprise to (sort of) defeat the enemy. Even then he acknowledged that if the enemy actually took him seriously early on he wouldn't have a chance. The enemy in Chrysalis was MUCH weaker than the one in this story.

    [–] Rip Kaworu StickyRobot 9 points ago in mildlyevangelion

    The worst thing about magic the gathering is they have to fit all this magnificent art on a square less than two inches wide.

    [–] [OC] When you come at Humanity StickyRobot 24 points ago in HFY

    Honestly I think you could end it here just fine. The end was chilling and unexpected. Kind of reminded me of the start of Chrysalis.

    But you made it clear how impossibly strong the enemy is. To actually continue the story as literal fetuses would need so much plot armor that it wouldn't even be believable.

    [–] Eating anything at any time of the day is acceptable StickyRobot 2 points ago in unpopularopinion

    I agree. Also drinking vodka at 7 am is fine too, leave me alone.

    [–] Non-Americans bashing America and its citizens is one of the most annoying and un-acknowledged circlejerks on the internet. StickyRobot 9 points ago * (lasted edited 3 days ago) in unpopularopinion

    Yeah and it all boils down to the same arguments.

    1) Healthcare is too expensive (but we're working on it)

    2) Mass shootings (though our murder rate is quite low)

    3) Trump bad (he is, but perhaps not quite as evil as /r/politics thinks)

    imo America is at least on par with any other first world nation. It's not like Europe, Canada, and Australia don't have their own embarrassing issues.

    Edit: aww did I hurt someone's feelings.

    [–] I don’t think the system works StickyRobot 10 points ago in magicTCG

    Yeah true. Due to the graveyard clause Emrakul is never really dead. If you exile it there's always [[coax from the blind eternities]] to thematically retrieve it.