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    [–] Is this the worst judging panel ever? Stopman 10 points ago in nba

    DJ Khaled has no business judging something he could never dream of actually doing.

    [–] DSJ got robbed blind and should be in the final 2 Stopman 47 points ago in nba

    Tf is DJ Khaled judging for? Dude couldn’t even dream of dunking

    [–] A Viking sword dating back over 1,000 years ago was discovered by reindeer hunters at an elevation of 5,400 feet, atop a mountain in Southern Norway. Stopman 3 points ago in pics

    I don’t think he wants a third nut installed, I think he just wants it as a memento. A trophy. The ultimate bragging rights. I think he has worked out the logistics. Meticulously.

    [–] ROTC Student Peter Wang Died Holding Door Open For Others to Escape During Florida Shooting Stopman 1 points ago in politics

    It absolutely should, how else will we confront this? But the student who died holding the door? Not so much.

    [–] ROTC Student Peter Wang Died Holding Door Open For Others to Escape During Florida Shooting Stopman 3 points ago in politics

    That is about heartbreaking and deserves to be posted on Reddit, but honestly I don’t think it should be posted to r/politics.

    [–] What are some examples of Reddit's hive-mind? Stopman -1 points ago in AskReddit

    I feel like it’s a pretty objective statement.

    [–] What are some examples of Reddit's hive-mind? Stopman 1 points ago * (lasted edited 3 days ago) in AskReddit

    Considering the state of GOP as of right now, that should be more than enough to win the Dems 2020. The Republicans are currently dive bombing their own party to defend a lost cause, (again, even objectively, Trump is clearly a lost cause. A complete nightmare candidate for the next election, by any standards). It won’t be able to survive past 2024 at this pace. That’s probably an exaggeration, but not by much. They won the presidency, but at what cost? They’re already losing seats left and right (no pun intended).

    It’s hard to watch, because a lot of the GOP still has its integrity. Trump is dividing them beyond repair though. He’s forcing them to choose between turning against their party, or their party's ideals. If someone doesn’t really unify the GOP, they’re done.

    [–] What are some examples of Reddit's hive-mind? Stopman 2 points ago in AskReddit

    Not really, there’s still a lot of people that call him “God Emperor”. And I think the real issue with such a divided party is the indecisive nature of it’s collective political leadership (sorry for sounding so pretentious). The lack of universal support, or condemnation, for the president is making the GOP lose its identity. It’s hard to watch, and I’m starting to give up on them. This is coming from a Republican who abstained in November of 2016.

    [–] What are some examples of Reddit's hive-mind? Stopman 10 points ago in AskReddit

    Er, I’d say that’s relatively inaccurate. The Trump administration alone (which has hogged about 98% media attention) has absolutely not been “arguably less retarded” than their Democratic counterparts. I’m not even a Democrat and I can say that much. The Dems are more or less staying under the radar while Trump’s weekly debacle/scandal/criminal investigation (take your pick) takes the limelight.

    [–] What are some examples of Reddit's hive-mind? Stopman 38 points ago in AskReddit

    To be fair, the GOP has really shit the bed this past 2016, no matter how you spin it

    [–] What are some examples of Reddit's hive-mind? Stopman 24 points ago in AskReddit

    Huh? I guess I’m out of the loop here?

    [–] GORE! Video from inside Parkway HS with SWAT moving in to recover survivors. Stopman 1 points ago * (lasted edited 4 days ago) in PublicFreakout

    Lol, actually he didn’t say any of those things in the same sentence. In fact, I don’t think he said “USA” at any point at all.

    And let’s just say we Americans try out some stricter gun control. Just humor me for a second here. How the fuck could such a notion be counterintuitive? At the very least, it would make it harder for guns to get into the wrong hands. At the very worst, it’s a minor inconvenience for the people looking to purchase an AR-15. How many kids have to die before you decide which is more important?

    And for the record, I’ve owned a gun since I was 21.

    [–] GORE! Video from inside Parkway HS with SWAT moving in to recover survivors. Stopman 0 points ago in PublicFreakout

    Is that why England doesn’t have a school shooting problem? Or literally any other country?

    [–] What's the best life lesson you learned too late? Stopman 10 points ago in AskReddit

    You’ll never realize that you’re living “the good ol’ days” until they’ve passed. Savor the moment.

    [–] What would you do if you were invisible? Stopman 3 points ago in AskReddit

    Not if you eat it. Then all you have to worry about is the smell.

    [–] What would you do if you were invisible? Stopman 10 points ago * (lasted edited 5 days ago) in AskReddit

    You and me both, bro

    EDIT He edited it and now my comment isn’t funny :(

    [–] What's the worst thing a professor or teacher has ever said to you? Stopman 154 points ago in AskReddit

    Not to me, but:

    “Kevin, you got a 64 on that last test”

    Not three minutes later...

    “Excuse me Mrs. Fuckface, what did I get on the test?”

    “I don’t share grades in front of other students. But Kevin, you got a 64.”

    [–] What really was better "back in the day?" Stopman 5 points ago in AskReddit

    Yeah, it’s a very ambiguous job. Some producers basically write the album, others almost don’t do anything at all.

    [–] What secret did you once know that has since become public knowledge? Stopman 56 points ago in AskReddit

    Yes! And I knew it! I knew it the whole time! I kept the secret. I kept the secret soo good! You didn’t know, you didn’t know, you didn’t know. But I freaking knew! Ohh, I did it! I did it.

    [–] What's the most frustrating thing about being left handed? Stopman 18 points ago in AskReddit

    Oh wow, suddenly realizing that being left handed would suck