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    [–] What was your scariest "A second later and I would've died" moment? Sumit316 1807 points ago in AskReddit

    Here is an simple explanation.

    If you bite it and die, it is poisonous.

    If it bites you and you die, it is venomous.

    Here is a cool illustration of this - http://i.imgur.com/lRAke3q.jpg

    [–] What was your scariest "A second later and I would've died" moment? Sumit316 8962 points ago in AskReddit

    "They call me Rick. Rick Shaw. Auto Rick Shaw. I couldn't afford a Volkswagen. Thus, auto."

    [–] How you get rid of squirrels by politely sending them back to their environment Sumit316 23 points ago in BeAmazed

    I wanted to catch a squirrel but I didn't know how.

    So I decided to climb a tree and act like a nut.

    [–] The amazing recovery of Medal of Honor recipient William Kyle Carpenter. He jumped on a grenade to shield a fellow Marine and ended up saving his life. Sumit316 3896 points ago in pics

    Carpenter is credited with attempting to shield a fellow Marine, Lance Cpl. Nick Eufrazio, from Plymouth, Massachusetts, from a grenade blast on a rooftop security post in combat operations near Marjah, Helmand Province, Afghanistan on November 21, 2010. Both Marines survived the blast but suffered major injuries. Carpenter lost his right eye and most of his teeth. His jaw and right arm were shattered and he has undergone dozens of surgeries.

    What a hero.

    [–] Black leopard spotted in Africa for first time in 100 years Sumit316 1 points ago in news

    "It's a unique coincidence," says Pilfold. "The only place where we have black leopards is where this place in the Marvel Universe appears to exist."

    Damn.

    [–] Teen has vaccinations after asking Reddit Sumit316 14 points ago in UpliftingNews

    His mother would not give her permission, he wrote in the post, which had thousands of reactions.

    He learned he had to wait until he was 18 - which he did, and has now had five vaccinations so far.

    :)

    [–] Facebook under pressure to halt rise of anti-vaccination groups Sumit316 687 points ago in worldnews

    The groups are large and sophisticated. Stop Mandatory Vaccination has more than 150,000 approved members. Vitamin C Against Vaccine Damage claims that large doses of the vitamin can “heal” people from vaccine damage, even though vaccines are safe.

    That is just sad. I hope these groups get closed for good.

    [–] Those who have been caught masturbating or having sex how did you handle that? What happened? Sumit316 764 points ago in AskReddit

    Pavlov is in a bar drinking a beer when the phone rings.

    He jumps up and yells, "Oh shit, I have to feed my dog!"